#Swaddled
After the second stillbirth, doctors told Robert and Ann they could never have kids. This left them devasted.
One day while performing at the University of Guelph theatre, the personal poem in his head suddenly manifested into a larger story that he poured out on stage.

🧵4/10
October 1, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Swaddled in coats, but not too big.

Replete in jumper, chunky socks.

My hair grows longer now.

Warm strands of my lower hair, to keep warm my neck.

Heck! It's cold.

But now winter comes, and Autumn Leaves.

Alan Partridge
October 1, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Swaddled in coats, but not too big.

Replete in jumper, chunky socks.

My hair grows longer now.

Warm strands of my lower hair, to keep warm my neck.

Heck! It's cold.

But now winter comes, and Autumn Leaves.

Alan Partridge
October 1, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Briefs-Swaddled Dick is my new band name.
oh you mean showing this guy’s briefs-swaddled dick at their midterm party for assholes wasn’t a brilliant tactical decision bsky.app/profile/swin...
October 1, 2026 at 12:34 PM
I cannot get over how much I liked Abrams in that film or how long it took me to clock that it was the junkie from 'Weapons' (I knew, but I'd forgotten.) He looks exactly the same (Carhardt-swaddled midwestern dude) and completely different. Because he's 'sober.'
October 1, 2026 at 12:33 PM
oh you mean showing this guy’s briefs-swaddled dick at their midterm party for assholes wasn’t a brilliant tactical decision bsky.app/profile/swin...
October 1, 2026 at 12:09 PM
In the beginning of _A Castrovel Adventure: Part 3_, Lady Vaeol finally reunites with her wifemate Remaue, and someone new...

#pathfinder #pathfinder2e #lashunta #castrovel #rpg #ttrpg #worldbuilding #worldanvil
October 1, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Charlie Brown swaddled
In winter clothing is snug
And warm but can’t move
October 1, 2026 at 5:12 AM
sitting on someblobs face & their arms are too swaddled in chub to bend & reach & paw at my butt
October 1, 2026 at 4:11 AM
My possum is happy, swaddled, and elevated. 😍
October 1, 2026 at 2:11 AM
That I'm a massive homebody socially awkward hermit and yet become swaddled in loneliness and cannot help but seek ill fated social interaction to sheer it away leads me to believe that irony is a universal principle unerringly applied directly to my life.
September 30, 2026 at 8:42 PM
I assumed it has something to do with Mexican Jumping Beans, which were a big thing when he was a toddler swaddled in daddy’s klan robes
September 30, 2026 at 8:29 PM
I feel like that about anesthesia too. Know that you’re going into it swaddled with love.
September 30, 2026 at 1:24 PM
LAST DAY OF THE 30% DISCOUNT SALE.
Good morning - I hope you slept like a kelp swaddled sea-otter - just letting you know that the 30% Discount Sale closes tonight at midnight, if you haven't yet had a chance to swan around our shop, picking up bargains like autumn leaves.
www.rathergoodart.co.uk
September 30, 2026 at 10:16 AM
September 29, 2026 at 6:01 PM
"There’s no hope in DIGGER, only a seductive, mischievous malevolence that, by design, feels empty as soon as the end credits roll."

Amy Nicholson on the movie of the moment. www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
Review: Tom Cruise destroys Earth in 'Digger,' a messy climate satire that occasionally strikes gold
Director Alejandro González Iñárritu teams up with a prosthetics-swaddled Cruise for a bleak comedy about a Texan oil driller who triggers the end of the world.
www.latimes.com
September 29, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Director Alejandro González Iñárritu teams up with a prosthetics-swaddled Tom Cruise for a bleak comedy about a Texan oil driller who triggers the end of the world.
Review: Tom Cruise destroys Earth in 'Digger,' a messy climate satire that occasionally strikes gold
Director Alejandro González Iñárritu teams up with a prosthetics-swaddled Cruise for a bleak comedy about a Texan oil driller who triggers the end of the world.
www.latimes.com
September 29, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Tom Cruise has dangled from cliffs, skyscrapers and planes, but oil magnate Digger Rockwell is his riskiest role in eons.

He opens DIGGER lounging in a bed soaked with cat pee, tempting an elderly feline named Maggie to lick wet chow from his gnarled pinkie nail.

www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
Review: Tom Cruise destroys Earth in 'Digger,' a messy climate satire that occasionally strikes gold
Director Alejandro González Iñárritu teams up with a prosthetics-swaddled Cruise for a bleak comedy about a Texan oil driller who triggers the end of the world.
www.latimes.com
September 29, 2026 at 4:05 PM
lol, I'm sure the cat loves being swaddled
September 29, 2026 at 12:46 PM
it's normal to want to be swaddled by Yoked Blair
September 29, 2026 at 12:28 PM
#VornyThoughts

A cacophony of grumbling and burbling gurgles surround you, a bubbling bath half made up by what you used to be. It had possibly been hours since you'd been consumed, stuffed down a tight tube of flesh and swaddled in the digestive chamber that conformed around you,
September 29, 2026 at 5:59 AM
He definitely throws tantrums constantly, only to be cooed and swaddled back into relaxation by Bulma 🤭💙
September 29, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Today was one of those days when the weather was completely, utterly, perfect for sleeping MUCH longer than one might normally. Perfectly chilly and rainy for staying swaddled in soft things and dozing off for a little while longer.
And now it's 5:30 in the afternoon and I feel... good :-)
September 28, 2026 at 9:36 PM