#Swiped
Swiped this from someone
April 3, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Swiped from the Irish Star.
April 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM
he got swiped
January 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Taffy Saltwater swiped your candy
June 17, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Swiped this because it’s a good one:
November 28, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Swiped this from Substack-& I’m not sorry!
January 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
When people fled the White House Correspondents' Dinner shooting incident, they swiped entire bottles on their way out.
April 26, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Swiped Boss’ look

#cosmicwonders
January 31, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Ah, yes. The DEEP STATE. I'll ask around at our next meeting who swiped the files from Pam Bondi's desk after we address our magic weather machine maintenance.
I am laughing so hard at this idiocy that beer just came out of my nose.
July 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
she swiped one too far... do you tell her?
September 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
reasons I swiped left…
September 14, 2025 at 3:53 AM
In this economy?!

*I swiped from Reddit
September 15, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Reasons I swiped left…
October 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
uh oh she just swiped ur flash drive 🙊 @ssab.bsky.social
November 26, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Broads: Are They Really People? Join us tomorrow at nytimes.com as Ross Douthat and a Neanderthal model we swiped from the Smithsonian investigate.
November 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Someone swiped his giant sandwich
January 20, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Sarah Huckabeast: “I was removed from The Croissanterie in Little Rock. They accused me of wearing their tablecloths. That’s a blatant lie. I swiped this one from Pizza Hut.”
March 23, 2026 at 4:12 PM
I swiped this. Hope it was okay
January 26, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Snort: swiped from Threads.
July 19, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Swiped some drunk bitch’s purse from the Capital Burger a couple nights ago lol. She was walking around with $3k in cash what a idiot
April 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Surprise Morning Visitor 🌎🍃 (swiped the key from her sister)
September 3, 2026 at 2:48 AM
"Let's make it even easier for kids to use their parents swiped credit cards on Fortnite skins!"
September 27, 2026 at 5:08 PM
I swiped on the wrong pokemon...
July 28, 2026 at 8:01 PM
NYC RUMORS: Members of the Adams administration have allegedly swiped the Times Square Swarovski ball. According to a guy at the bar.
January 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM