#Synod
"Lutheran not woke"
"Lutheran not woke -ELCA"
"What is a synod?"
"Missouri Synod"
"Missouri Synod not woke"
"Wisconsin Synod Church Near Me"
May 7, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Art by • Synod
July 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
++ THE SYNOD OF STRATEGIC PROPHECY HEADQUARTERS ++

Art by Artem Demura

The Valley of the Word serves as both the headquarters and spiritual home of the Synod of Strategic Prophecy.

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March 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
January 24, 2026 at 12:16 AM
When he finally croaks — after the celebrations wind down — they should dig him up and keep impeaching him like the Cadaver Synod
Cadaver Synod - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
February 3, 2026 at 3:43 AM
KEVIN: Oh god no! Missouri Synod! No!
The Southern Baptists of Lutherans!
October 13, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Pope Leo addresses the Synod Hall after presentation of his first encyclical Magnifica Humanitas: “Artificial intelligence needs to be disarmed. The word is strong, I know, but deliberately chosen."
May 25, 2026 at 11:05 AM
mcconnell should receive the first living cadaver synod
September 24, 2026 at 2:39 AM
gott im himmel, the missouri synod has fallen
Just canvassed (for community defense/KYR/rr, etc) what turned out to be an ultra conservative lutheran church and they only gave the mildest pause when they asked me to clarify what DSA is before taking all my contact info. They’re very upset and plan on sharing it with the elders meeting tomorrow.
January 31, 2026 at 7:58 PM
General Synod 35 is about to kick off with the Opening Worship, but in the meantime, we took some time to chat with a few folks about WHY they participate in Synod.
July 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
really looking forward to the mar-a-lago papacy, maybe we can get another cadaver synod out of it
October 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Fuck it, arrest all the presidents. Cadaver Synod the other forty. You wanna get weird with it? I'll get weird with it
July 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The good synod, not Missouri.
May 11, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Synod of Whitby (664):
August 10, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Synod of Whitby erasure.
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Bedford CC dealing with the bigots like an absolute boss.
February 19, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Southeastern Synod of the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America is suing Tennessee’s 32 District Attorneys General over a law criminalizing people and organizations who provide shelter to undocumented immigrants.

Story: @connordaryani.bsky.social
Lutheran Church sues Tennessee over immigration shelter law - Nashville Banner
The Southeastern Synod of the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America is suing over a Tennessee law criminalizing shelter for undocumented immigrants.
nashvillebanner.com
June 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Synod
December 11, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Also as a sulky ritualist he would have made an excellent representative to general synod.
December 31, 2024 at 11:54 PM
CADAVER SYNOD

CADAVER SYNOD

CADAVER SYNOD
May 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Francis’ “Synod on Synodality” (absurd name for an objectively great thing) felt like a possible first step towards a Vatican III actually
July 5, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Cadaver synod! Cadaver synod! Cadaver synod!
May 21, 2024 at 8:47 PM
New: We could all use some levity these days. And I found some, in all places, at the Synod last month: "The synod was serious business. But there were also laughs along the way." www.americamagazine.org/faith/2024/1...
The synod was serious business. But there were also laughs along the way.
Flying bishops, eminent birthdays and getting lost in translation: Funny stuff that Father James Martin heard inside the synod hall.
www.americamagazine.org
November 18, 2024 at 10:07 PM
October 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Jean Paul Laurens, The Cadaver Synod
April 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Cadaver Synod at the Hague, who says no?
November 30, 2023 at 3:17 AM