synthetic human [ service unit 01-2 ]
November 1, 2024 at 11:12 PM
synthetic human [ service unit 01-2 ]
A synthetic explorer !
May 8, 2026 at 8:44 PM
A synthetic explorer !
FDA Loosens Restrictions On Dousing Children With Synthetic Peptides Until Something Happens https://theonion.com/fda-loosens-restrictions-on-dousing-children-with-synthetic-peptides-until-something-happens/
April 14, 2026 at 9:00 PM
FDA Loosens Restrictions On Dousing Children With Synthetic Peptides Until Something Happens https://theonion.com/fda-loosens-restrictions-on-dousing-children-with-synthetic-peptides-until-something-happens/
Real footage of a synthetic control model
December 8, 2024 at 4:46 AM
Real footage of a synthetic control model
Kimberly Guilfoyle in Athens: "Kristi Noem, I see your synthetic hair extensions and raise."
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Kimberly Guilfoyle in Athens: "Kristi Noem, I see your synthetic hair extensions and raise."
synthetic human [ service unit 01 ]
December 9, 2023 at 12:23 AM
synthetic human [ service unit 01 ]
May 14, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Halloumi the converted synthetic imp and honourable vessel of the voidmatter
September 23, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Halloumi the converted synthetic imp and honourable vessel of the voidmatter
Leslie Jones can’t take men's podcasts, synthetic girlfriends, and masturbation marathons anymore
April 13, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Leslie Jones can’t take men's podcasts, synthetic girlfriends, and masturbation marathons anymore
synthetic human [ service unit 04 ]
December 15, 2023 at 2:28 AM
synthetic human [ service unit 04 ]
synthetic human [ service unit 02 ]
December 11, 2023 at 2:31 AM
synthetic human [ service unit 02 ]
New York has implemented a law requiring advertisements featuring AI-generated people to clearly label them as “synthetic performers.”
Ads in New York must now label AI-generated 'synthetic performers'
New York has implemented a law requiring advertisements featuring AI-generated people to clearly label them as “synthetic performers.”
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June 10, 2026 at 3:00 AM
New York has implemented a law requiring advertisements featuring AI-generated people to clearly label them as “synthetic performers.”
synthetic human [ service unit 03 ]
December 12, 2023 at 2:40 AM
synthetic human [ service unit 03 ]
What am I even doing with my life
October 16, 2025 at 5:48 AM
What am I even doing with my life
Our synthetic colors are uncertified
December 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Our synthetic colors are uncertified
the year is 2030. a doctor solemnly informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people persuaded by celebrity marketing bought synthetic pubic hairs that were eventually consumed by fish that you ate
October 16, 2025 at 5:47 AM
the year is 2030. a doctor solemnly informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people persuaded by celebrity marketing bought synthetic pubic hairs that were eventually consumed by fish that you ate
Tens of thousands of Americans will have died (literally) from Medicaid cuts by the time Hersheys removes nontoxic synthetic dyes from their high-calorie, low-nutrition candies
July 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Tens of thousands of Americans will have died (literally) from Medicaid cuts by the time Hersheys removes nontoxic synthetic dyes from their high-calorie, low-nutrition candies
And if you believe that liberal support is entirely synthetic, then you might think that if you just dismantle the institutions (federal workforce, higher education, BigLaw, etc.) you imagine to be producing that synthetic demand, the Democratic Party will simply wither into nothing. 5/
March 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
And if you believe that liberal support is entirely synthetic, then you might think that if you just dismantle the institutions (federal workforce, higher education, BigLaw, etc.) you imagine to be producing that synthetic demand, the Democratic Party will simply wither into nothing. 5/
Doing social science with synthetic research participants is unscientific doing social science with synthetic research participants is unscientific doing social science with synthetic research participants is unscientific doing social science with synthetic research participants is unscientific
September 2, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Doing social science with synthetic research participants is unscientific doing social science with synthetic research participants is unscientific doing social science with synthetic research participants is unscientific doing social science with synthetic research participants is unscientific