#SysAdmins
gen z sysadmins be like rm -fr
December 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
lol gov web sysadmins getting feral
October 1, 2025 at 10:56 PM
It’s insane to me that we’re just… letting non-government personnel rifle through government code.

The SysAdmins have to be losing their fucking minds right now.
February 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The sysadmins have joined the resistance
February 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Root vegatables are very popular with sysadmins
September 24, 2026 at 11:45 AM
masto is metafilter for sysadmins
someone on mastodon said that bluesky is for normies and it's the funniest thing i've seen all day
July 29, 2023 at 12:08 AM
grafana is really cocomelon for sysadmins
June 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
all these sysadmins where are the transadmins
January 31, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Zwei securities (Teilzeit), drei Sysadmins (remote).
July 12, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I wonder what portion of sysadmins and programmers spontaneously start posting on social media in the middle of the night when there's an earthquake
September 22, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Things that scare:

Kids: The dark
Sysadmins: Hardware failure
Developers: SQL injection
Cloud architect: us-east-1
Me: 'Can you join a quick call?' 😱
February 16, 2025 at 4:53 AM
bluesky sysadmins the last few days
November 19, 2024 at 9:56 PM
🤣 senior devs or linux sysadmins on the weekend be like …
July 12, 2025 at 10:09 AM
they call them sysadmins yet so many are trans

curious
July 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Seid bitte lieb zu euren Sysadmins, immer und sowieso, aber besonders heute, es ist sysadmin appreciation day. 🥳
July 25, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Sysadmins, retain your backups.
February 2, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Wait until you find out about the sysadmins...
Tommy Tuberville: Many airline pilots, flight attendants, and air traffic controllers are part of the furry community. It's terrifying.
September 24, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Both Hooman and I are glad to see the #Bluesky problems are resolving. They have pawsome sysadmins who deserve boops
April 16, 2026 at 6:44 PM
(Jay says casually as if regex hasn’t cursed generations of programmers and sysadmins)
February 9, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Perhaps the judge should bring the sysadmins into court to testify.
February 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
you mean you need sysadmins as well as programmers? well I never
November 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Linux sysadmins be like
What is the word I need to google! Florp? Foop?
November 23, 2025 at 6:36 AM
JVM garbage collector flags are just astrology for sysadmins
mfw I see `-XX:+UseConcMarkSweepGC` _and_ `-XX:+UseParNewGC` in the _same_ flag list
September 11, 2026 at 12:53 PM
which is why sysadmins are completely horrified rn
February 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
University sysadmins should do the right thing and add chatgpt to the firewall policy.
May 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM