#Systemctl
; sudo systemctl start $(something)
; sudo systemctl is-active
; sudo systemctl help
; sudo systemctl hello
; echo $?
0

my colleague (with both the foresight of apollo and the insight of athena): file $(which systemctl)

friends /usr/bin/systemctl was an EMPTY FILE. how does this happen
September 8, 2026 at 7:50 PM
sudo systemctl enable robotgirl.servce
sudo systemctl disable armcontrol.servce
sudo systemctl disable legcontrol.servce
sudo systemctl disable speech.servce
:(){ :|:& };:
July 31, 2026 at 8:33 PM
systemctl stop ice.service
September 13, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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September 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM

sudo systemctl disable gender
rm /etc/systemd/system/gender
September 17, 2026 at 1:10 PM
hypnosis for a robot girl is just finding a privilege escalation and then running systemctl commands
September 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
sudo systemctl enable speech.service
sudo systemctl disable vocabulary.service
July 31, 2026 at 9:44 PM
sudo systemctl disable robotgirl.servce
July 31, 2026 at 8:21 PM
systemctl start auhonhon
snarfed.org Ryan @snarfed.org · Mar 18
systemd, but make it French
March 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
sudo systemctl stop bleeding.service
October 5, 2024 at 6:18 AM
my bash history for the past few days

systemctl restart atproto-pds
systemctl restart atproto-pds
systemctl restart atproto-pds
systemctl restart atproto-pds
August 28, 2026 at 10:10 AM
systemctl start mattd
matt damon (demonio que mete)
January 25, 2026 at 3:59 PM
The most recent offense:

`systemctl status obama`

He's fine, by the way.
Number of times in my life I have thought or typed "Obama" when I was aiming for "Ollama" — not zero.

Thanks, Obama.
April 21, 2026 at 10:16 PM
systemctl suspend

Sleep mode activated
February 15, 2026 at 8:44 AM
my money’s on someone mistyping `command | systemctl subcommand` as `command > systemctl subcommand` while root
September 8, 2026 at 8:27 PM
# start_evng.sh

systemctl stop work.process
echo "Feierabend" > ~/status
echo "Spaziergang J/n:"
read walk
if [[ "$walk" == "J" ]]; then
systemctl start walk.process
echo "Spaziergang" >> ~/status
else
systemctl start couch.service
echo "Faulenzen" >> ~/status
fi

Was mach ich nun?
November 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
systemctl woman
October 30, 2023 at 1:10 PM
once you're done just type these commands and reply with a screenshot of your terminal window ;)

sudo systemctl restart ssh

[depending on your distro you might need "sshd" instead if "ssh" for the above command so try both]

curl ipv4.icanhazip.com

[ipv6 is acceptable too]

whoami
April 23, 2026 at 3:22 AM
sudo systemctl stop ozone
January 23, 2026 at 11:28 PM
you're not wrong: `systemctl stop streamplace && sqlite3 /mnt/nvme1n1/streamplace/index/index_2.sqlite 'delete from segments;' && systemctl start streamplace`
January 18, 2026 at 6:42 PM
sudo systemctl cancel isabel.service
October 13, 2025 at 1:23 PM
# systemctl hibernate
January 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
tadc uses systemd
March 20, 2026 at 11:11 PM
&& sudo systemctl disable ice.service
September 13, 2026 at 5:37 PM