#TAKEOVERS
Hostile takeovers never looked this good
July 25, 2026 at 7:00 PM
The pretexts for these paramilitary takeovers don’t matter

They’re lies

Don’t buy into their narrative

They’re normalizing military takeovers

That should be the opposing narrative, not crime rates which let them steer the conversation

WE should steer it
What they’re doing is unacceptable
Period
August 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Were any previous authoritarian takeovers this unbearably cringe?
February 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Ah so teen takeovers aren't the thing you're objecting to when you write against teen takeovers
From the Editorial Board: Sparkly, semiattired Lolla kids are this weekend swarming around such oft-deserted environs as Van Buren Street, Jackson Boulevard and State Street.

Welcome. Your presence and youthful energy could not be more timely.
Editorial: Lollapalooza pilgrims inject life into a city that needs them
www.chicagotribune.com
August 1, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Just the President speculating about military takeovers of three of America’s largest cities.
Trump calls for sending federal troops into cities: "I'd love to do Chicago because Chicago is potentially great city. But you're gonna lose it. It's gotta be done. I'd love to do it in Los Angeles. I'd love to do it in NYC. We remove the bad people from those cities so they never come back"
June 24, 2026 at 11:49 PM
the "teen takeovers" thing reminds me of the "knockout game" panic from like 15 years ago
September 9, 2026 at 2:15 PM
if journalism is supposed to be one of the institutions that safeguards a free society then journalists should be opponents of autocratic takeovers, brian.
Consider the possibility that the Trump White House WANTS this fight. Wants journalists to act like opponents instead of observers. If the entire press pool skipped a Trump photo op in solidarity with The AP, wouldn't the White House welcome Breitbart and One America News to take their places?
And, are you or your colleagues boycotting covering the WH as a protest?
February 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
BREAKING: Today, I'm introducing a bill to BAN corporate takeovers of your doctor's office.

Doctors should be able to care for their patients without greedy private equity investors getting in the way.

Let's get this done.
September 16, 2026 at 2:32 PM
The Tribune editorial board approves of "teen takeovers" -- as long as the teens are white
From the Editorial Board: Sparkly, semiattired Lolla kids are this weekend swarming around such oft-deserted environs as Van Buren Street, Jackson Boulevard and State Street.

Welcome. Your presence and youthful energy could not be more timely.
Editorial: Lollapalooza pilgrims inject life into a city that needs them
www.chicagotribune.com
August 1, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Authoritarian takeovers need more than “meh” support
“Decline in support” doesn’t mean much. Most of those who claim to be disenchanted would vote for him again anyway
January 13, 2026 at 11:32 PM
There are *four* takeovers in this picture: Canada, Greenland, Venezuela, and (h/t eagle-eyed @trs1998.bsky.social) Cuba!
Trump posts an image featuring a map showing the United States taking over Canada and Greenland
July 14, 2026 at 5:28 PM
9/6/25💪People do not like military takeovers of their city #DC -> WH🇺🇸
September 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Private equity firm Sycamore Partners bought Walgreens.

Now Walgreens has stopped giving most workers paid vacation on Thanksgiving, Christmas and other major holidays.

Private equity takeovers are a disaster for workers, and customers.
November 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Never gotten over how Columbia had a whole micro-site paying tribute to its 60s protests and building takeovers; then, when Gaza protesters repeated that strategy they called in the NYPD
The obvious answer here is that the student protest movement was broadly smeared as anti-semitic and aligned with terrorists, and a variety of institutions from government, media and the universities acted as if that smear was true, threatening, suspending, expelling and even deporting students.
As President Donald Trump’s unauthorized war on Iran with Israel entered into its second month, some Democratic officials were looking around and wondering: Where are the anti-war protests this time around? And why are college campuses so quiet?

@lauren-egan.bsky.social takes a look.
April 9, 2026 at 1:31 PM
We are aware of recent reports regarding targeted phishing attacks that have resulted in account takeovers of some Signal users, including government officials and journalists. We take this very seriously. 1/7
March 9, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Stop trying to make the phrase “teen takeovers” happen
July 13, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Cubrilovic revealed in 2011 Facebook was tracking users when logged out. In 2014 he revealed vulnerability in the myGov portal that could lead to account takeovers
September 25, 2026 at 11:01 PM
you want teen takeovers to end? provide youth with third spaces that are easily accessible and visible alongside redirecting them to such activities
September 21, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Because 'teen takeovers" aren't crime you fucking dipshits. You can't just call the police at everything you don't think should be happening!
As murder rates plummet to a 20-year low, why are so many American cities still grappling with disorder?

In @themimsshow.bsky.social, Carine Hajjar sits down with Heather Mac Donald to explore “teen takeovers,” pushback against progressive prosecutors and more.
Opinion | Is crime really down?
The latest from “Make It Make Sense” on the justice system and policing.
wapo.st
September 9, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Everyone should be reminded that American Communities are no longer safe during these hostile takeovers by this Regime!
January 26, 2026 at 11:53 PM
When a president sends troops into American cities to “restore order,” what he’s really doing is testing obedience. Portland and Chicago aren’t war zones…they’re warning shots. Authoritarians don’t announce takeovers. They practice them. One city at a time. However, each practice destroys families.
October 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Moderate Dems watch: Mark Warner just posted he “cannot and will not vote to fund DHS while this administration continues these violent federal takeovers of our cities.”
The package with ICE funding will be in the Senate this week and will need Democratic votes to advance.
January 24, 2026 at 10:12 PM
It’s extraordinary because it’s *worse* than the other strongmen who’ve done authoritarian takeovers around the world.
February 2, 2025 at 6:34 AM
the “teen takeovers” is a sure sign of X brain rotting
July 15, 2026 at 2:22 AM
This is very low-IQ fascism.

Surely other fascist takeovers in history have been a bit more subtle, artful, crafty?
August 25, 2025 at 11:38 AM