Tanning: Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/tanning-myth-vs-fact/
July 28, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Tanning: Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/tanning-myth-vs-fact/
February 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The GOP prioritizes tanning beds over hospital beds.
Ways and Means Chair Jason Smith refuses to read a line from Republican's legislation that would provide a tax break for owners of tanning beds.
Fernandez: "So if you have a tanning bed, you get a little bit of a tax break and if you need a hospital bed in rural America, you're out of luck."
Fernandez: "So if you have a tanning bed, you get a little bit of a tax break and if you need a hospital bed in rural America, you're out of luck."
May 21, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The GOP prioritizes tanning beds over hospital beds.
If a tanning bed and a cotton candy machine had a baby.
November 2, 2025 at 11:10 AM
If a tanning bed and a cotton candy machine had a baby.
bronze bull tanning bed
December 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
bronze bull tanning bed
RFK Jr. was spotted leaving a tanning salon at midday.
MAHA
MAHA
June 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
RFK Jr. was spotted leaving a tanning salon at midday.
MAHA
MAHA
Tanning the cheeks
February 9, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Tanning the cheeks
Reporting for tanning duty.
July 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Reporting for tanning duty.
A day for tanning and cooling down in the pool
October 5, 2026 at 11:17 AM
A day for tanning and cooling down in the pool
"It’s hard to be always the same person".
- Dorothea Tanning
Nine Benandsons
- Dorothea Tanning
Nine Benandsons
October 3, 2026 at 3:20 PM
"It’s hard to be always the same person".
- Dorothea Tanning
Nine Benandsons
- Dorothea Tanning
Nine Benandsons
If you turn down the volume, RFK Jr looks like a guy testifying about why the tanning bed industry needs a bailout.
September 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
If you turn down the volume, RFK Jr looks like a guy testifying about why the tanning bed industry needs a bailout.
Tanning the tatas
June 23, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Tanning the tatas
Back in the tanning booth 🙈
October 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Back in the tanning booth 🙈
Last tanning sesh before winter :-)
September 3, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Last tanning sesh before winter :-)