did you finish the tape I lent you?
September 21, 2026 at 10:03 PM
did you finish the tape I lent you?
sex tape preview :) <3
September 27, 2026 at 7:33 AM
sex tape preview :) <3
The pee pee tape lol 😉🥰👇
March 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The pee pee tape lol 😉🥰👇
Christian Pornographer Refuses To Film Sex Tape For Gay Couple
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June 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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The best thing ive ever found in a garadge sale, a snail that is also a mesuring tape
April 19, 2026 at 6:52 PM
The best thing ive ever found in a garadge sale, a snail that is also a mesuring tape
CD player with a tape deck.🔥🔥🔥
This was the peak of music listening and it all went to hell after this.
This was the peak of music listening and it all went to hell after this.
July 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
CD player with a tape deck.🔥🔥🔥
This was the peak of music listening and it all went to hell after this.
This was the peak of music listening and it all went to hell after this.
The Access Hollywood tape should've ended his career in politics or otherwise.
July 3, 2026 at 12:05 AM
The Access Hollywood tape should've ended his career in politics or otherwise.
Clearly, DEI was the duct tape holding America together.
April 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Clearly, DEI was the duct tape holding America together.
i love echo chambers, reverb chambers, tape echo, tape delay, delay pedals, loopers, convolution reverbs, tape loops, slapback, etc
November 17, 2024 at 4:40 AM
i love echo chambers, reverb chambers, tape echo, tape delay, delay pedals, loopers, convolution reverbs, tape loops, slapback, etc
Trump: "Everybody saw the vandalism. All you have to do is look at the tape." (There is no tape. Trump is nuts.)
August 5, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Trump: "Everybody saw the vandalism. All you have to do is look at the tape." (There is no tape. Trump is nuts.)
THIS, caught on tape.
April 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
THIS, caught on tape.
Maybe the American voters should have taken the Access Hollywood tape more seriously?
July 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Maybe the American voters should have taken the Access Hollywood tape more seriously?
The Access Hollywood Tape should've ended his career (politically or otherwise)
July 31, 2026 at 4:45 AM
The Access Hollywood Tape should've ended his career (politically or otherwise)
Whoever can remove this tape measure from the stone shall be granted the divine right to rule.
March 31, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Whoever can remove this tape measure from the stone shall be granted the divine right to rule.
Democratic Socialists get things done. Pro-business, less red tape.
July 25, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Democratic Socialists get things done. Pro-business, less red tape.
Run through the tape. Every vote matters. The margin matters.
Chances of Jon Ossoff winning the Georgia senate election sits at 95% in the current model result
September 25, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Run through the tape. Every vote matters. The margin matters.
needed to make a tape dress form. ran out of tape twice. why do i look so pregnant
September 27, 2026 at 4:48 PM
needed to make a tape dress form. ran out of tape twice. why do i look so pregnant
releasing my sex tape (a tape that makes people stick together during sex)
August 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
releasing my sex tape (a tape that makes people stick together during sex)
![Comic. Dimensional Lumber Tape Measure. [mockup of “2x4” piece of wood showing the dimensions as 1½“ by 3 ½“] Dimensional lumber sizes are tricky. A “2x4” is actually 1½“ by 3 ½“, and a “1x8” is ¾“ by 7⅛“. [two tape measures: one is labeled 12’, the other 12’*] If you know someone into carpentry or woodworking, get them our *dimensional lumber tape measure*. [A “normal tape measure” with even increments and a “dimensional lumber tape measure” with increments at different lengths for each inch] *Don’t tell them you got it*—just leave it in their toolbox. They’ll appreciate the surprise when all their measurements work out!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreigv4ewit5j2o4jyy5twrm5kz4bv5iq7ve72fg7b6dncksdluntfnq)
September 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
He’s literally on tape boasting about sexually assaulting women so yes this is the way he talks
July 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
He’s literally on tape boasting about sexually assaulting women so yes this is the way he talks
Oh fuck - this is NOT going to make the Tinkle Tape Traitor very happy. 🤭
February 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Oh fuck - this is NOT going to make the Tinkle Tape Traitor very happy. 🤭