#TASK
Melania can barely be bothered to look up from her prepared task as she reads a speech
November 12, 2026 at 5:04 PM
rewarding Junie foot task! :3
November 12, 2026 at 4:30 PM
i love when people think their laptop somehow uses less power per task than a datacenter
November 13, 2026 at 6:42 PM
The task at hand tomorrow.
November 13, 2026 at 5:20 PM
task failed successfully
November 15, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Language is not a "task" you can "benchmark"! End of story
November 14, 2026 at 6:05 PM
An Indian woman calmly picks up a huge snake and carries it out of the office like it's just another task on her list. Local rescuers handle these visitors often.
November 14, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Starting to think middle school should involve trips to old cemeteries where your task is to count the number of child graves. Would maybe get people to stop asking "what happened to humans before Vitamin K shot"

Baby,a bunch of babies died.
November 15, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Choosing to believe Audi Field has contracted the seemingly-very-difficult task of turning over a field from soccer to football in limited time to the only person built for the task: Laurie Metcalf on Hacks
November 12, 2026 at 3:57 PM
if you use measles elimination status there should be a special task force that conquers your country immediately and puts the current ceo of costco in charge
November 15, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Focused on the next task at hand
November 13, 2026 at 11:27 PM
re this whole MEN WITH SWORDS nonsense it must be said that if hegseth or rubio or any of these clowns were confronted with the task of wielding an actual sword, the resultant video would be the funniest thing the Internet has ever seen. hegsword.gif would become universal shorthand for "fail"
November 15, 2026 at 12:52 PM
This horse needs a good rider. Who’s up for the task?
November 10, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Task paralysis implies the existence of task poison, task burn, task frozen, and task sleep.
November 10, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Seattle Police Department is using a fake entity called "Bangor Solutions" to rent cars from Hertz to be used by an ICE task force
November 13, 2026 at 6:48 PM
that's the dream
November 14, 2026 at 9:56 PM
a task that I put off all week took me 5 minutes
November 15, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Somewhere, a law firm leader is trying to form a Microsoft Outage Task Force but is being stymied on coordination.
November 13, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Ma’am I am at Home Goods. Let’s stay on task.
“Would you like to donate to help needy children today?”

I have started to answer “you first”
November 13, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I have a task for you all.
Papa needs dinner money, tip any amount and comment what you want a doodle of and I will doodle it (10 minutes per doodle max)

ko-fi.com/artwomble
November 15, 2026 at 3:25 PM
fake suburban task: raking leaves
November 14, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Katherine Clark needs to lose her job as whip as she obviously failed that task miserably
November 12, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Τέλεια, το λοιπόν, βρήκα φωτό που είμαι φαντάρος αρχές 2001. Νομίζω ότι καλύπτω το task
November 14, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Shit ain't been touched for fifty years and it sorely needs doing, but fuck offfff it's a big task
November 14, 2026 at 5:05 PM
getting my steps in merely by forgetting things when traveling between rooms and making three extra trips per task
November 10, 2026 at 8:22 PM