Me: patiently explaining the nuances of something on the ballot to teen.
Teen: you guys should explain all this to people.
Me: We do! A lot!
Teen: well, nobody knows.
🪦
Teen: you guys should explain all this to people.
Me: We do! A lot!
Teen: well, nobody knows.
🪦
November 3, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Me: patiently explaining the nuances of something on the ballot to teen.
Teen: you guys should explain all this to people.
Me: We do! A lot!
Teen: well, nobody knows.
🪦
Teen: you guys should explain all this to people.
Me: We do! A lot!
Teen: well, nobody knows.
🪦
November 2, 2026 at 10:19 PM
"what I'm hearing is you wanted Elon to talk about teen birth rates more, that's what I heard" "no I said" "no no, you want TEEN BIRTHS"
the voters who decided the 2024 election: "I voted for President Trump because groceries are expensive and he'll fix it because he understands Business. I saw it on TV!"
pundits: we MUST start saying the R-word again
pundits: we MUST start saying the R-word again
November 4, 2026 at 2:49 AM
"what I'm hearing is you wanted Elon to talk about teen birth rates more, that's what I heard" "no I said" "no no, you want TEEN BIRTHS"
Teen Lesbians - Gal Lesbians
November 2, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Teen Lesbians - Gal Lesbians
Shoutout to the teen who just dropped an f-bomb on MSNow
November 4, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Shoutout to the teen who just dropped an f-bomb on MSNow
Teenager on the train last night: "You a furry?"
Me: "Yeah!"
Teen: "What made you a furry?"
Me: "I dunno, I've just always been one."
Teen: *nodding sagely* "Tight. What's your fursona's name?"
Me: "Yeah!"
Teen: "What made you a furry?"
Me: "I dunno, I've just always been one."
Teen: *nodding sagely* "Tight. What's your fursona's name?"
November 1, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Teenager on the train last night: "You a furry?"
Me: "Yeah!"
Teen: "What made you a furry?"
Me: "I dunno, I've just always been one."
Teen: *nodding sagely* "Tight. What's your fursona's name?"
Me: "Yeah!"
Teen: "What made you a furry?"
Me: "I dunno, I've just always been one."
Teen: *nodding sagely* "Tight. What's your fursona's name?"
Papa Don't Preach
2026
Teen Marshall
2026
Teen Marshall
November 4, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Papa Don't Preach
2026
Teen Marshall
2026
Teen Marshall
I’m getting word it’s Teen Wolf’s dad
November 4, 2026 at 6:29 AM
I’m getting word it’s Teen Wolf’s dad
November 3, 2026 at 9:35 AM
November 1, 2026 at 11:58 AM
November 1, 2026 at 8:41 PM
ocxoc ship from when i was a teen too
November 4, 2026 at 11:45 AM
ocxoc ship from when i was a teen too
