Daring Fusion Restaurant Mixes Texan, Mexican Flavors https://theonion.com/daring-fusion-restaurant-mixes-texan-mexican-flavors/
June 16, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Daring Fusion Restaurant Mixes Texan, Mexican Flavors https://theonion.com/daring-fusion-restaurant-mixes-texan-mexican-flavors/
Ken Paxton isn't Texan mutch less "True Texan!" Apologies for the language. This makes me angry.
August 17, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Ken Paxton isn't Texan mutch less "True Texan!" Apologies for the language. This makes me angry.
"A Hispanic Texan has one-third the political value of a white Texan under this plan, and a Black Texan has one-fifth."
August 21, 2025 at 12:58 PM
"A Hispanic Texan has one-third the political value of a white Texan under this plan, and a Black Texan has one-fifth."
This guy, right here…👇
The. Last. Great. Texan. ✨
The. Last. Great. Texan. ✨
March 21, 2025 at 8:40 AM
This guy, right here…👇
The. Last. Great. Texan. ✨
The. Last. Great. Texan. ✨
One Texan woman vs Ted Cruz.
If only the media had half her balls.
If only the media had half her balls.
October 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
One Texan woman vs Ted Cruz.
If only the media had half her balls.
If only the media had half her balls.
James Talarico meeting every Texan at his community event in Houston🤩
September 14, 2026 at 2:55 AM
James Talarico meeting every Texan at his community event in Houston🤩
"average texan commits 3 crimes per year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average texan commits 0 crimes per year. Crimes Paxton, who is attorney general (??) and commits 10,000 crimes per day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
May 27, 2026 at 2:25 AM
"average texan commits 3 crimes per year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average texan commits 0 crimes per year. Crimes Paxton, who is attorney general (??) and commits 10,000 crimes per day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Talarico: "It's funny because I'm the eighth-generation Texan in the race. I think California transplants like Ken Paxton can become Texans. That's what great about our state."
July 16, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Talarico: "It's funny because I'm the eighth-generation Texan in the race. I think California transplants like Ken Paxton can become Texans. That's what great about our state."
God I love Jasmine Crockett. She makes me proud to be a Texan
November 20, 2024 at 6:38 PM
God I love Jasmine Crockett. She makes me proud to be a Texan
White Man pissed off at Texan voters
March 6, 2026 at 3:11 AM
White Man pissed off at Texan voters
Texan, no!! Don't eat that pear on International Pear Day!!
December 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Texan, no!! Don't eat that pear on International Pear Day!!
Texan quick draw pompom (2020?)
October 24, 2024 at 4:47 AM
Texan quick draw pompom (2020?)
Texan democrats never relax 💙
October 2, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Texan democrats never relax 💙
Glen Powell was asked if he wants to play James Bond
"I'm Texan. A Texan should not play James Bond … Get an authentic Brit for that job”
(Via THR)
"I'm Texan. A Texan should not play James Bond … Get an authentic Brit for that job”
(Via THR)
August 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Glen Powell was asked if he wants to play James Bond
"I'm Texan. A Texan should not play James Bond … Get an authentic Brit for that job”
(Via THR)
"I'm Texan. A Texan should not play James Bond … Get an authentic Brit for that job”
(Via THR)
Anyway, now that a Texan like Al Green has your attention, I need you “Abandon the South” Liberals in particular to eat shit.
March 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Anyway, now that a Texan like Al Green has your attention, I need you “Abandon the South” Liberals in particular to eat shit.
Amber Glenn, a queer Texan who started ice skating at the stonebriar mall in frisco at age 5, who plays magic the gathering, is an olympic gold medalist
grateful to work at a place that always lets me write about how much i love gay women
www.chron.com/culture/arti...
www.chron.com/culture/arti...
Amber Glenn, a queer icon from Texas, is about to make Olympic history
The American figure skater's unapologetic queerness feels more important than ever.
www.chron.com
February 8, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Amber Glenn, a queer Texan who started ice skating at the stonebriar mall in frisco at age 5, who plays magic the gathering, is an olympic gold medalist
Featuring @texansoda.bsky.social in both our beloved IP getups -- TF2 for Texan, and Halo for myself!
April 30, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Featuring @texansoda.bsky.social in both our beloved IP getups -- TF2 for Texan, and Halo for myself!
"Summer ready" for Texan
September 3, 2026 at 7:41 AM
"Summer ready" for Texan
"In this proposal, a hispanic Texan has one-third the political value of a white Texan under this plan – and a black Texan, one-fifth. It would take three hispanics to equal the representation of one white Texan and five black Texans to equal the value of one white Texan..."
August 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
"In this proposal, a hispanic Texan has one-third the political value of a white Texan under this plan – and a black Texan, one-fifth. It would take three hispanics to equal the representation of one white Texan and five black Texans to equal the value of one white Texan..."
This Texan hotel is so pretty at night
April 5, 2026 at 4:13 AM
This Texan hotel is so pretty at night
Giving big Texan muscle daddy the pounding he deserves. 😈
July 24, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Giving big Texan muscle daddy the pounding he deserves. 😈
She’s smart, strong, kind, funny and dispels stereotypes about being Texan and being a squirrel while still maintaining her Texan pride. We stan Sandy Cheeks in this household 😤😤😤
Would you consider Sandy Cheeks good Texas rep?
March 11, 2026 at 9:13 AM
She’s smart, strong, kind, funny and dispels stereotypes about being Texan and being a squirrel while still maintaining her Texan pride. We stan Sandy Cheeks in this household 😤😤😤