more room!
Texit? Some Texas Republicans are already looking for the exit after blue wave
"I'll break my lease and be out to Florida asap."
www.chron.com
November 5, 2026 at 12:46 AM
more room!
Yeah, drives me crazy when people treat “Texit” as a joke. The Texit people are neo-Confederate lunatics who want to reinstate slavery. Do not encourage them.
November 6, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Yeah, drives me crazy when people treat “Texit” as a joke. The Texit people are neo-Confederate lunatics who want to reinstate slavery. Do not encourage them.
"I'll break my lease and be out to Florida asap."
Texit? Some Texas Republicans are already looking for the exit after blue wave
"I'll break my lease and be out to Florida asap."
bit.ly
November 5, 2026 at 12:46 AM
"I'll break my lease and be out to Florida asap."
Choosin' Texit
Eduardo Bolsonaro leaving Texas as he fears being prosecuted by Texas’s newly elected Democratic Attorney General www.nytimes.com/2026/11/05/w...
How Did Flávio Bolsonaro Flee Brazil? ‘I’ll Take That to the Grave,’ He Says
From Miami, Flávio Bolsonaro is making unfounded claims of a stolen election and plotting to sway his nation’s politics from afar, even though his party is not challenging the results.
www.nytimes.com
November 7, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Choosin' Texit
Headline was TEXIT.
Does every MFing grifting A Hole get to say stupid 💩 these days.
Does every MFing grifting A Hole get to say stupid 💩 these days.
November 8, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Headline was TEXIT.
Does every MFing grifting A Hole get to say stupid 💩 these days.
Does every MFing grifting A Hole get to say stupid 💩 these days.
@erininthemorning.com Better Blexas than Texit, although I'll take either over neither.
November 3, 2026 at 11:29 PM
@erininthemorning.com Better Blexas than Texit, although I'll take either over neither.
All of the tech business "fleeing" California.
Texit is dead. I know people pushing Texit if Trump is impeached/ didn't win in 2024, etc.
Texit is dead. I know people pushing Texit if Trump is impeached/ didn't win in 2024, etc.
November 4, 2026 at 4:31 AM
All of the tech business "fleeing" California.
Texit is dead. I know people pushing Texit if Trump is impeached/ didn't win in 2024, etc.
Texit is dead. I know people pushing Texit if Trump is impeached/ didn't win in 2024, etc.
nah that's Texit, whole other can of brain worms, haha
November 3, 2026 at 10:22 PM
nah that's Texit, whole other can of brain worms, haha
When George W. Bush was horrifyingly re-elected in 2004, comedian Margaret Cho famously declared, “I have chosen to stay and fight,” but Texas Republicans — bullies and cowards all — lack her spine. Oh well, enjoy the humidity! 👋🏼
Texit? Some Texas Republicans are already looking for the exit after blue wave
"I'll break my lease and be out to Florida asap."
bit.ly
November 5, 2026 at 11:30 AM
When George W. Bush was horrifyingly re-elected in 2004, comedian Margaret Cho famously declared, “I have chosen to stay and fight,” but Texas Republicans — bullies and cowards all — lack her spine. Oh well, enjoy the humidity! 👋🏼
It’s better than Texit.
November 4, 2026 at 3:51 PM
It’s better than Texit.
If Blexas happens and Texit didn't, sardonic cheers to the Russian oligarchs who propped up the latter. Blyad motherfuckers.
November 4, 2026 at 1:29 AM
If Blexas happens and Texit didn't, sardonic cheers to the Russian oligarchs who propped up the latter. Blyad motherfuckers.
Imagine if the most obnoxious MAGA types upped and left the state!
Texit? Some Texas Republicans are already looking for the exit after blue wave
"I'll break my lease and be out to Florida asap."
www.chron.com
November 5, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Imagine if the most obnoxious MAGA types upped and left the state!
He's going to Texit only to have the same shit that happened to Trump nationally happen to California's centrists, and then he gets stitched up by the first ML governor.
November 4, 2026 at 6:49 AM
He's going to Texit only to have the same shit that happened to Trump nationally happen to California's centrists, and then he gets stitched up by the first ML governor.
Work took me to the same convention center back in June during the convention. It looked like a living Ralph Steadman painting in those corridors. Snapped this in the garage
November 7, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Work took me to the same convention center back in June during the convention. It looked like a living Ralph Steadman painting in those corridors. Snapped this in the garage
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𝑇𝑒𝑚𝑝𝑢𝑠 𝐼𝑛𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑢𝑚 𝑇𝑒𝑥𝑖𝑡 ⏳
𝑇𝑒𝑚𝑝𝑢𝑠 𝐼𝑛𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑢𝑚 𝑇𝑒𝑥𝑖𝑡 ⏳
October 29, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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𝑇𝑒𝑚𝑝𝑢𝑠 𝐼𝑛𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑢𝑚 𝑇𝑒𝑥𝑖𝑡 ⏳
𝑇𝑒𝑚𝑝𝑢𝑠 𝐼𝑛𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑢𝑚 𝑇𝑒𝑥𝑖𝑡 ⏳
Ex-Republic of Texas ⭐️ talks about leaving. This New Mexican won't take up arms to stop 'em. #TEXIT
We can still see each other! 😂
➡️ US Armed Forces will oversee peaceful transition, return of all federal property inc military equipment & arms 🚀
ADIOS, Paxton, Cruz, Abbott. Gonna build a wall?
We can still see each other! 😂
➡️ US Armed Forces will oversee peaceful transition, return of all federal property inc military equipment & arms 🚀
ADIOS, Paxton, Cruz, Abbott. Gonna build a wall?
October 30, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Ex-Republic of Texas ⭐️ talks about leaving. This New Mexican won't take up arms to stop 'em. #TEXIT
We can still see each other! 😂
➡️ US Armed Forces will oversee peaceful transition, return of all federal property inc military equipment & arms 🚀
ADIOS, Paxton, Cruz, Abbott. Gonna build a wall?
We can still see each other! 😂
➡️ US Armed Forces will oversee peaceful transition, return of all federal property inc military equipment & arms 🚀
ADIOS, Paxton, Cruz, Abbott. Gonna build a wall?
Jade Helm/Texit? 47% under budget. Putin: “STOP! It’s Brexit Time!” & people proudly voted against their interests
Sipping Johnnie Walker Diamond Jubilee Whisky, Xi asks Vlad “What’s your o/u on anti-vaxx/covid deniers not lasting trump’s pandemic?” They laugh, pour another round, turn on foxmaxx
Sipping Johnnie Walker Diamond Jubilee Whisky, Xi asks Vlad “What’s your o/u on anti-vaxx/covid deniers not lasting trump’s pandemic?” They laugh, pour another round, turn on foxmaxx
October 29, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Jade Helm/Texit? 47% under budget. Putin: “STOP! It’s Brexit Time!” & people proudly voted against their interests
Sipping Johnnie Walker Diamond Jubilee Whisky, Xi asks Vlad “What’s your o/u on anti-vaxx/covid deniers not lasting trump’s pandemic?” They laugh, pour another round, turn on foxmaxx
Sipping Johnnie Walker Diamond Jubilee Whisky, Xi asks Vlad “What’s your o/u on anti-vaxx/covid deniers not lasting trump’s pandemic?” They laugh, pour another round, turn on foxmaxx
Brings Texit Warm Water Port vibes
October 25, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Brings Texit Warm Water Port vibes
Congrats on the texit!
October 21, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Congrats on the texit!
same approximate ratio as texit polling btw
October 20, 2026 at 3:21 PM
same approximate ratio as texit polling btw
An old Albertan mate of mine once told me his state is jokingly referred to as the "Canadian Texas", due to its vast oil reserves.
I don't think either of us foresaw a "Canadian Texit" fomenting, but hey, it's 2026 and we're in the multiverse's most ridiculously absurd timeline. 🤷♂️
I don't think either of us foresaw a "Canadian Texit" fomenting, but hey, it's 2026 and we're in the multiverse's most ridiculously absurd timeline. 🤷♂️
October 20, 2026 at 3:29 AM
An old Albertan mate of mine once told me his state is jokingly referred to as the "Canadian Texas", due to its vast oil reserves.
I don't think either of us foresaw a "Canadian Texit" fomenting, but hey, it's 2026 and we're in the multiverse's most ridiculously absurd timeline. 🤷♂️
I don't think either of us foresaw a "Canadian Texit" fomenting, but hey, it's 2026 and we're in the multiverse's most ridiculously absurd timeline. 🤷♂️
If they lose Texas, Ohio, & Nebraska with from a brand that is too corrupt, racist, and extreme then where do they go?
Texit/ Neo-confederate secession threats are even slipping away when they lose Georgia.
Yeah, they're panicking.
Texit/ Neo-confederate secession threats are even slipping away when they lose Georgia.
Yeah, they're panicking.
October 18, 2026 at 10:08 PM
If they lose Texas, Ohio, & Nebraska with from a brand that is too corrupt, racist, and extreme then where do they go?
Texit/ Neo-confederate secession threats are even slipping away when they lose Georgia.
Yeah, they're panicking.
Texit/ Neo-confederate secession threats are even slipping away when they lose Georgia.
Yeah, they're panicking.
HA HA HA! 🤣 And that’s how TEXIT got torpedoed!
October 13, 2026 at 3:45 PM
HA HA HA! 🤣 And that’s how TEXIT got torpedoed!
1) The NAFOcalypse came for TEXIT on Day Of The Warm Water Ports. And now it has been written into history.
Let’s see more next⬇️
Let’s see more next⬇️
October 13, 2026 at 3:51 PM
1) The NAFOcalypse came for TEXIT on Day Of The Warm Water Ports. And now it has been written into history.
Let’s see more next⬇️
Let’s see more next⬇️