this is literally some theonion level parody of corruption
July 16, 2026 at 11:15 PM
this is literally some theonion level parody of corruption
You had the curse of TheOnion before you worked at TheOnion
July 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
You had the curse of TheOnion before you worked at TheOnion
The Onion looks back on 250 years of American exceptionalism. Watch now on youtube.com/theonion
July 12, 2026 at 5:03 PM
The Onion looks back on 250 years of American exceptionalism. Watch now on youtube.com/theonion
The Onion looks back on 250 years of American exceptionalism. Watch now on youtube.com/theonion
July 11, 2026 at 5:01 PM
The Onion looks back on 250 years of American exceptionalism. Watch now on youtube.com/theonion
The Onion looks back on 250 years of American exceptionalism. Watch now on youtube.com/theonion.
July 8, 2026 at 5:02 PM
The Onion looks back on 250 years of American exceptionalism. Watch now on youtube.com/theonion.
One of my fav Onion headlines
April 12, 2026 at 12:33 PM
One of my fav Onion headlines
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December 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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The Onion looks back on 250 years of American exceptionalism. Watch now on youtube.com/theonion
July 24, 2026 at 5:00 PM
The Onion looks back on 250 years of American exceptionalism. Watch now on youtube.com/theonion
The Onion looks back on 250 years of American exceptionalism. Watch now on youtube.com/theonion
July 7, 2026 at 8:31 PM
The Onion looks back on 250 years of American exceptionalism. Watch now on youtube.com/theonion
The Onion looks back on 250 years of American exceptionalism. Watch now on youtube.com/theonion
July 15, 2026 at 9:01 PM
The Onion looks back on 250 years of American exceptionalism. Watch now on youtube.com/theonion
Since a lot of people are leaving government surveillance app TikTok, The Onion can also be found on Upscrolled under the username @theonion. I have no idea how long we'll be there. Thank you for your time.
January 27, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Since a lot of people are leaving government surveillance app TikTok, The Onion can also be found on Upscrolled under the username @theonion. I have no idea how long we'll be there. Thank you for your time.
Wait, how did @theonion interview @tornatrix.bsky.social without me knowing about it?
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Longtime Sleepytime Tea Addict Has To Use 6 Bags Just To Feel Drowsy https://theonion.com/longtime-sleepytime-tea-addict-has-to-use-6-bags-just-t-1838013336/
September 24, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Wait, how did @theonion interview @tornatrix.bsky.social without me knowing about it?
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The Borowitz report is always satire. Kinda like @TheOnion
September 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The Borowitz report is always satire. Kinda like @TheOnion
The Onion ran this amazing article and thought, I wanna play this! So I made it! 38 pps, PbtA, plus every mechanic mentioned in the article, and a bunch of Rodrigo song references. And it's free! Enjoy!
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September 19, 2026 at 5:40 PM
The Onion ran this amazing article and thought, I wanna play this! So I made it! 38 pps, PbtA, plus every mechanic mentioned in the article, and a bunch of Rodrigo song references. And it's free! Enjoy!
#OliviaRodrigo @theonion.com #theonion #ttrpg #itch.io
drgwenmarshall.itch.io/high-winter-...
#OliviaRodrigo @theonion.com #theonion #ttrpg #itch.io
drgwenmarshall.itch.io/high-winter-...
September 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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November 29, 2024 at 2:33 PM
If you're in Chicago, The Onion Store opens today on the 2nd floor of our Andersonville space! #raygun #theonion @theonion.com
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