Elon Musk to launch Space X Muskerators: "I'm going to put giant laundries in space. Because after the midterms it has become clear to me that my money stinks." www.pbs.org/newshour/pol... #thisisajoke
Elon Musk gambled $445 million to boost Republicans in the midterms. It came up short
Nobody may have suffered bigger losses Tuesday than President Donald Trump. But few others had more on the line than Musk, who gambled big and came up holding the midterm’s worst return on investment.
www.pbs.org
November 6, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Elon Musk to launch Space X Muskerators: "I'm going to put giant laundries in space. Because after the midterms it has become clear to me that my money stinks." www.pbs.org/newshour/pol... #thisisajoke
Look, I am not saying this Ao3 outage is a conspiracy by big publishing to get us all to read our damn TBRs.
But I am not not saying it.
#ThisIsAJoke #Mostly
But I am not not saying it.
#ThisIsAJoke #Mostly
October 29, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Look, I am not saying this Ao3 outage is a conspiracy by big publishing to get us all to read our damn TBRs.
But I am not not saying it.
#ThisIsAJoke #Mostly
But I am not not saying it.
#ThisIsAJoke #Mostly
October 21, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Class dismissed. The Breakers are handing out lessons now. 🌊
#thisisajoke #WeLoveDr.Hull #MyrtleBeachBreakers #FearTheStorm #BreakingTheLeague
#thisisajoke #WeLoveDr.Hull #MyrtleBeachBreakers #FearTheStorm #BreakingTheLeague
October 20, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Class dismissed. The Breakers are handing out lessons now. 🌊
#thisisajoke #WeLoveDr.Hull #MyrtleBeachBreakers #FearTheStorm #BreakingTheLeague
#thisisajoke #WeLoveDr.Hull #MyrtleBeachBreakers #FearTheStorm #BreakingTheLeague
September 27, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Send good thoughts to my wonderful Renaissance literature professor because I'm going to refer to Richard III as Richie Rich in class discussions. #thisisajoke
August 22, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Send good thoughts to my wonderful Renaissance literature professor because I'm going to refer to Richard III as Richie Rich in class discussions. #thisisajoke
Do we all agree that we'll shot on sight to anyone that is not using a "Gaming Legend" skin this next season, right? 🤔🤔
#Fortnite #GamingLegend #THISISAJOKE
#Fortnite #GamingLegend #THISISAJOKE
August 16, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Do we all agree that we'll shot on sight to anyone that is not using a "Gaming Legend" skin this next season, right? 🤔🤔
#Fortnite #GamingLegend #THISISAJOKE
#Fortnite #GamingLegend #THISISAJOKE
To anyone concerned, thisisajoke i dont have lung cancer.
I dont think.
….
…..y3t.
I dont think.
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…..y3t.
August 15, 2026 at 3:02 PM
To anyone concerned, thisisajoke i dont have lung cancer.
I dont think.
….
…..y3t.
I dont think.
….
…..y3t.
omg! i have definitive proof of voter fraud!
cats aren't supposed to vote! 😱😾
max: you not funny
#voterfraud #satire #thisisajoke #voting #cats
cats aren't supposed to vote! 😱😾
max: you not funny
#voterfraud #satire #thisisajoke #voting #cats
June 22, 2026 at 7:10 PM
omg! i have definitive proof of voter fraud!
cats aren't supposed to vote! 😱😾
max: you not funny
#voterfraud #satire #thisisajoke #voting #cats
cats aren't supposed to vote! 😱😾
max: you not funny
#voterfraud #satire #thisisajoke #voting #cats
if I was a Christian, I'd say he's still alive because Satan refuses to take him
not even Lucifer wants to spend eternity with him
meanwhile, God's fucked off to another planet to chill with weed-smoking aliens
#thisisajoke #religion #biblestudy #trump
not even Lucifer wants to spend eternity with him
meanwhile, God's fucked off to another planet to chill with weed-smoking aliens
#thisisajoke #religion #biblestudy #trump
December 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
if I was a Christian, I'd say he's still alive because Satan refuses to take him
not even Lucifer wants to spend eternity with him
meanwhile, God's fucked off to another planet to chill with weed-smoking aliens
#thisisajoke #religion #biblestudy #trump
not even Lucifer wants to spend eternity with him
meanwhile, God's fucked off to another planet to chill with weed-smoking aliens
#thisisajoke #religion #biblestudy #trump
if i ever write a book, I'm gonna anonymously inform several MAGA outlets about its Satanic influences and they'll all buy the book in droves to burn them
follow me for more unethical life hacks
#unethicallifehacks #thisisajoke #satire #dontburnbooks
follow me for more unethical life hacks
#unethicallifehacks #thisisajoke #satire #dontburnbooks
October 13, 2025 at 5:12 AM
if i ever write a book, I'm gonna anonymously inform several MAGA outlets about its Satanic influences and they'll all buy the book in droves to burn them
follow me for more unethical life hacks
#unethicallifehacks #thisisajoke #satire #dontburnbooks
follow me for more unethical life hacks
#unethicallifehacks #thisisajoke #satire #dontburnbooks
YouTube could show up at my house, stick a loaded gun in my mouth, and threaten to shoot if I didn't watch an ad
jokes you, I hate advertisements AND myself!
#joke #thisisajoke #youtubeadwar #adblock #fuckyourads
jokes you, I hate advertisements AND myself!
#joke #thisisajoke #youtubeadwar #adblock #fuckyourads
September 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
YouTube could show up at my house, stick a loaded gun in my mouth, and threaten to shoot if I didn't watch an ad
jokes you, I hate advertisements AND myself!
#joke #thisisajoke #youtubeadwar #adblock #fuckyourads
jokes you, I hate advertisements AND myself!
#joke #thisisajoke #youtubeadwar #adblock #fuckyourads
tell you what, JK:
you accept that transwomen are women and I'll accept Cursed Child as canon
#probablynot #jkterfling #myimmortal2 #cursedchild #harrypotter #thisisajoke #satire
you accept that transwomen are women and I'll accept Cursed Child as canon
#probablynot #jkterfling #myimmortal2 #cursedchild #harrypotter #thisisajoke #satire
August 31, 2025 at 3:04 PM
tell you what, JK:
you accept that transwomen are women and I'll accept Cursed Child as canon
#probablynot #jkterfling #myimmortal2 #cursedchild #harrypotter #thisisajoke #satire
you accept that transwomen are women and I'll accept Cursed Child as canon
#probablynot #jkterfling #myimmortal2 #cursedchild #harrypotter #thisisajoke #satire
dont get fit in anticipation of getting arrested by the state--get fat instead!
treat it like the hunger games! fatten up, make it harder for cops to arrest you! yeah, I can't run very fast or long, but I can crush you with my rotund ass!
#thisisajoke #satire #fat #hungergames
treat it like the hunger games! fatten up, make it harder for cops to arrest you! yeah, I can't run very fast or long, but I can crush you with my rotund ass!
#thisisajoke #satire #fat #hungergames
July 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
dont get fit in anticipation of getting arrested by the state--get fat instead!
treat it like the hunger games! fatten up, make it harder for cops to arrest you! yeah, I can't run very fast or long, but I can crush you with my rotund ass!
#thisisajoke #satire #fat #hungergames
treat it like the hunger games! fatten up, make it harder for cops to arrest you! yeah, I can't run very fast or long, but I can crush you with my rotund ass!
#thisisajoke #satire #fat #hungergames
Iranians: Death to Trump! Death to America!
America: yes, Death to Trump! can we renegociate America though?
Iranians: ...?
America: might we suggest Mar-a-Lago for a target? and Ron DeSantis' house?
#thisisajoke #satire #haha #iran #america
America: yes, Death to Trump! can we renegociate America though?
Iranians: ...?
America: might we suggest Mar-a-Lago for a target? and Ron DeSantis' house?
#thisisajoke #satire #haha #iran #america
June 29, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Iranians: Death to Trump! Death to America!
America: yes, Death to Trump! can we renegociate America though?
Iranians: ...?
America: might we suggest Mar-a-Lago for a target? and Ron DeSantis' house?
#thisisajoke #satire #haha #iran #america
America: yes, Death to Trump! can we renegociate America though?
Iranians: ...?
America: might we suggest Mar-a-Lago for a target? and Ron DeSantis' house?
#thisisajoke #satire #haha #iran #america
soooooo if Elon stole our tax data...we don't have to pay taxes then?
thanks, Elon!
#thisisajoke #iamjoking #taxdata #satire #musk
thanks, Elon!
#thisisajoke #iamjoking #taxdata #satire #musk
February 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
soooooo if Elon stole our tax data...we don't have to pay taxes then?
thanks, Elon!
#thisisajoke #iamjoking #taxdata #satire #musk
thanks, Elon!
#thisisajoke #iamjoking #taxdata #satire #musk
so, did Musk put Vance on ice or stick him in a Pokeball or something?
come to think of it, we don't see Musk and Vance in the same room
#satire #thisisajoke #vance #whereisjdvance #jdvance #felonmusk #elonmusk
come to think of it, we don't see Musk and Vance in the same room
#satire #thisisajoke #vance #whereisjdvance #jdvance #felonmusk #elonmusk
December 24, 2024 at 2:06 AM
so, did Musk put Vance on ice or stick him in a Pokeball or something?
come to think of it, we don't see Musk and Vance in the same room
#satire #thisisajoke #vance #whereisjdvance #jdvance #felonmusk #elonmusk
come to think of it, we don't see Musk and Vance in the same room
#satire #thisisajoke #vance #whereisjdvance #jdvance #felonmusk #elonmusk
May 29, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Plant care tip! ✨✨
If you get a brand new plant from the big box store, make sure to put it riiiiight next to all your other plants, nice and cozy!
I’ll thank you —I mean— you’ll thank me later! 😇
#plantsky #mealybug #thisisajoke #dontdothis
If you get a brand new plant from the big box store, make sure to put it riiiiight next to all your other plants, nice and cozy!
I’ll thank you —I mean— you’ll thank me later! 😇
#plantsky #mealybug #thisisajoke #dontdothis
December 5, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Plant care tip! ✨✨
If you get a brand new plant from the big box store, make sure to put it riiiiight next to all your other plants, nice and cozy!
I’ll thank you —I mean— you’ll thank me later! 😇
#plantsky #mealybug #thisisajoke #dontdothis
If you get a brand new plant from the big box store, make sure to put it riiiiight next to all your other plants, nice and cozy!
I’ll thank you —I mean— you’ll thank me later! 😇
#plantsky #mealybug #thisisajoke #dontdothis
Not saying you should apply for the #CIA or #MOSSAD which doesn't exist anyway... but... #NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiable #THISISAJOKE #WAKEUP #SLEEPERS cia.gov mossad.gov.il/eng/careers/...
We are the Nation's first line of defense - CIACentral Intelligence AgencyCentral Intelligence Agenc...
cia.gov
November 23, 2023 at 7:31 PM
Not saying you should apply for the #CIA or #MOSSAD which doesn't exist anyway... but... #NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiable #THISISAJOKE #WAKEUP #SLEEPERS cia.gov mossad.gov.il/eng/careers/...
i dont see the problem, just resize it as is :)
[thisisajoke]
[thisisajoke]
May 7, 2026 at 6:33 PM
i dont see the problem, just resize it as is :)
[thisisajoke]
[thisisajoke]
don't worry i can still hug him by being in a toxin proof suit that is extremely uncomfortable to wear and will probably still poison me trying to take it off because of the particles man i hope the lining won't randomly fail
thisisajoke
thisisajoke
October 15, 2025 at 4:56 AM
don't worry i can still hug him by being in a toxin proof suit that is extremely uncomfortable to wear and will probably still poison me trying to take it off because of the particles man i hope the lining won't randomly fail
thisisajoke
thisisajoke
Mimiga vore when
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Thisisajoke
June 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Mimiga vore when
Thisisajoke
Thisisajoke
in reality they're all cartilage and attached at one point
thisisajoke
thisisajoke
March 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
in reality they're all cartilage and attached at one point
thisisajoke
thisisajoke
are you a true monster fucker tho if you haven't done a final fantasy behemoth?
thisisajoke
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February 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
are you a true monster fucker tho if you haven't done a final fantasy behemoth?
thisisajoke
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