Thank you Madam Tightpussy
April 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Thank you Madam Tightpussy
"i can't believe her name is katie tightpussy that is so immature and unserious" Do you think this is my government name. Do you think i write "Katie Tightpussy" at the DMV. Did a horse kick you in the head.
April 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
"i can't believe her name is katie tightpussy that is so immature and unserious" Do you think this is my government name. Do you think i write "Katie Tightpussy" at the DMV. Did a horse kick you in the head.
please, katie tightpussy McInternet was my father. just katie tightpussy will suffice.
June 20, 2026 at 7:58 AM
please, katie tightpussy McInternet was my father. just katie tightpussy will suffice.
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October 4, 2026 at 5:23 AM
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Katie Tightpussy, The People's Journalist
September 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Katie Tightpussy, The People's Journalist
tapping the sign
September 9, 2026 at 9:36 PM
tapping the sign
Tightpussy sounds italian to me.
October 3, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Tightpussy sounds italian to me.
Website rules end of story
October 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Website rules end of story
call katie tightpussy
May 22, 2026 at 2:55 PM
call katie tightpussy
October 6, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Katie Tightpussy, welcome etc. etc.
i know i post about it practically every week but it will never not be amazing how i went from a miserable weekly car commute that ruined my day and half my week to a bike commute where the worst part is just waking up to get out the door. it's so addictingly good i feel incredible rn
August 6, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Katie Tightpussy, welcome etc. etc.
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June 20, 2026 at 7:14 AM
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the katie tightpussy to stella pipeline is real
April 26, 2026 at 11:09 PM
the katie tightpussy to stella pipeline is real
Katie Tightpussy, welcome as always to The War on Cars.
![the "stop doing math" meme except it says "STOP DRIVING CARS". the meme reads:
* PEOPLE WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ISOLATED IN CAGES
* YEARS OF CONSTRUCTION yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for building ONE MORE LANE
* Wanted to travel large distances anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "TRAINS"
* "Yes please give me NO GREENERY. Please give me INFINITE PAVEMENT" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged
LOOK at what Civil Engineers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the concrete and asphalt we built for them
(This is REAL Civil Infrastructure, done by REAL Civil Engineers):
? [Image of the infamously hideous Breezewood truck stop]
?? [Image of a gigantic mega parking lot with thousands of cars]
??? [Image of the infamous I-405 gridlock photo with tens of thousands of cars not moving]
"Hello I would like [Image of a graph of global surface temperatures] climate please"
They have played us for absolute fools](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ywbm3iywnhzep3ckt6efhoh7/bafkreihghfkhhhasmr6sn5mj7uxs53v46wu2cns5saeln64grjp3ltfvpm)
May 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Katie Tightpussy, welcome as always to The War on Cars.
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fuck it i’m writing in @katie.bzky.team for governor of california
April 20, 2026 at 4:51 AM
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September 29, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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This is the same phenomenon - with less ongoing justification - that's driven the entire state of Israel mad.
May 5, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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Katie Tightpussy Testimonials:
i inject her hormones, i take her preferred mode of transit to work, i’m getting a hot summer bod, I HATE HER!
June 22, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Katie Tightpussy Testimonials:
never tell Katie Tightpussy you're cissexual
May 2, 2026 at 1:35 PM
never tell Katie Tightpussy you're cissexual
Katie Tightpussy is Kamala Harris's Light Yagami.
June 30, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Katie Tightpussy is Kamala Harris's Light Yagami.
TIGHTPUSSY: New card. What do you think?
FOLLOWER: Whoa. Very nice.
TIGHTPUSSY: Picked it up from the library today.
MUTUAL: Good coloring.
TIGHTPUSSY: That's mustard. And the design is something called Librarian Chic.
FOLLOWER: Librarian Chic?
MUTUAL: It's very cool, Tightpussy. But that's nothing.
FOLLOWER: Whoa. Very nice.
TIGHTPUSSY: Picked it up from the library today.
MUTUAL: Good coloring.
TIGHTPUSSY: That's mustard. And the design is something called Librarian Chic.
FOLLOWER: Librarian Chic?
MUTUAL: It's very cool, Tightpussy. But that's nothing.
ken dragged me into the library to make me get a library card but more importantly i'm trying to figure out of if the clerk librarian girl is an autistic bookish lesbian or a hyper christian straight girl. these may seem radically different but they actually are identical presenting archetypes
July 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
TIGHTPUSSY: New card. What do you think?
FOLLOWER: Whoa. Very nice.
TIGHTPUSSY: Picked it up from the library today.
MUTUAL: Good coloring.
TIGHTPUSSY: That's mustard. And the design is something called Librarian Chic.
FOLLOWER: Librarian Chic?
MUTUAL: It's very cool, Tightpussy. But that's nothing.
FOLLOWER: Whoa. Very nice.
TIGHTPUSSY: Picked it up from the library today.
MUTUAL: Good coloring.
TIGHTPUSSY: That's mustard. And the design is something called Librarian Chic.
FOLLOWER: Librarian Chic?
MUTUAL: It's very cool, Tightpussy. But that's nothing.
I will never vote for Katie Tightpussy.
March 24, 2026 at 5:41 AM
I will never vote for Katie Tightpussy.
guys what if we all @ mentioned katie tightpussy at once maybe her phone would explode from the notification spam and we would be free of the tightpussy scourge once and for all
October 7, 2026 at 2:27 AM
guys what if we all @ mentioned katie tightpussy at once maybe her phone would explode from the notification spam and we would be free of the tightpussy scourge once and for all
