(Trump voice) “TP for my bunghole” he would say. “I need TP for my bunghole”
November 3, 2026 at 1:19 AM
(Trump voice) “TP for my bunghole” he would say. “I need TP for my bunghole”
Love this for you TP!!
America really was pissed. A blue tsunami!!!
Congrats from 🇨🇦
America really was pissed. A blue tsunami!!!
Congrats from 🇨🇦
November 4, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Love this for you TP!!
America really was pissed. A blue tsunami!!!
Congrats from 🇨🇦
America really was pissed. A blue tsunami!!!
Congrats from 🇨🇦
Do I have this right? Jon Ossoff is the first Democrat from Georgia to be elected to consecutive full terms in the Senate since Sam Nunn in 1990.
... 36 years ...
talkingpointsmemo.com/live-blog/tp...
... 36 years ...
talkingpointsmemo.com/live-blog/tp...
November 4, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Do I have this right? Jon Ossoff is the first Democrat from Georgia to be elected to consecutive full terms in the Senate since Sam Nunn in 1990.
... 36 years ...
talkingpointsmemo.com/live-blog/tp...
... 36 years ...
talkingpointsmemo.com/live-blog/tp...
Dems Flip North Carolina, South Carolina, Texas, Ohio and KANSAS in Historic Night talkingpointsmemo.com/live-blog/tp...
Dems Flip North Carolina, South Carolina, Texas, Ohio and KANSAS in Historic Night
It’s a seismic night for Democrats as they rout Republicans in deep...
talkingpointsmemo.com
November 4, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Dems Flip North Carolina, South Carolina, Texas, Ohio and KANSAS in Historic Night talkingpointsmemo.com/live-blog/tp...
Didn’t some people get skin irritations from colored TP?
November 2, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Didn’t some people get skin irritations from colored TP?
manifesting tp usa failures across arizona today
November 3, 2026 at 4:27 PM
manifesting tp usa failures across arizona today
#Spanksgiving Day 2: Brat!
huh... maybe TP-ing @knest.bsky.social's Dom wasn't the move this Halloween-
But! the guy sure dosen't mind giving Box a reminder!
huh... maybe TP-ing @knest.bsky.social's Dom wasn't the move this Halloween-
But! the guy sure dosen't mind giving Box a reminder!
November 3, 2026 at 4:30 AM
#Spanksgiving Day 2: Brat!
huh... maybe TP-ing @knest.bsky.social's Dom wasn't the move this Halloween-
But! the guy sure dosen't mind giving Box a reminder!
huh... maybe TP-ing @knest.bsky.social's Dom wasn't the move this Halloween-
But! the guy sure dosen't mind giving Box a reminder!
the knight when they see BirdBuster for 32% TP in Kris’s acts
November 2, 2026 at 8:18 PM
the knight when they see BirdBuster for 32% TP in Kris’s acts
I too choice the tp
November 1, 2026 at 2:35 AM
I too choice the tp
Explain all this tp in my tree then, Monty
October 31, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Explain all this tp in my tree then, Monty
Uskoisin, että TP on konsultoinut tähtitoimittaja Lauri Nurmea. Sen verran uskomattomia käänteitä jutussa on.
November 2, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Uskoisin, että TP on konsultoinut tähtitoimittaja Lauri Nurmea. Sen verran uskomattomia käänteitä jutussa on.
someone needs tp make hypno where Patches is the narrator.
November 1, 2026 at 6:07 PM
someone needs tp make hypno where Patches is the narrator.
4 TIME WNBA CHAMPION KIAH STOKES 🤝 UNSUPERVISED SAY YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
#️⃣let her sing 🎤 💜G💜S💜V💜
#️⃣let her sing 🎤 💜G💜S💜V💜
November 3, 2026 at 11:15 PM
4 TIME WNBA CHAMPION KIAH STOKES 🤝 UNSUPERVISED SAY YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
#️⃣let her sing 🎤 💜G💜S💜V💜
#️⃣let her sing 🎤 💜G💜S💜V💜
Tech Priest - "give it thick armour to protect the tracks from heretic weapons!"
Servitor - "sure" (starts working)
TP - "not that bit!"
TP - "not that bit either!"
Servitor - "sure" (starts working)
TP - "not that bit!"
TP - "not that bit either!"
November 3, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Tech Priest - "give it thick armour to protect the tracks from heretic weapons!"
Servitor - "sure" (starts working)
TP - "not that bit!"
TP - "not that bit either!"
Servitor - "sure" (starts working)
TP - "not that bit!"
TP - "not that bit either!"
we're really tempted tp add a 10% discount for being commissuoned to draw ass. cause it's fun and always hot...
November 4, 2026 at 12:39 AM
we're really tempted tp add a 10% discount for being commissuoned to draw ass. cause it's fun and always hot...
A Historic Rebuke of President Trump Begin to Take Shape talkingpointsmemo.com/live-blog/tp...
A Historic Rebuke of President Trump Begin to Take Shape
Join us this evening as we keep an eye on the results....
talkingpointsmemo.com
November 4, 2026 at 2:59 AM
A Historic Rebuke of President Trump Begin to Take Shape talkingpointsmemo.com/live-blog/tp...
Thought this was TP for a second
“Our most recent survey indicates that almost one-third of U.S. residents are now taking a long drag on a cigarette before closing their eyes and pressing the lit end into their skin as long as they can stand it.” — Danielle Calaveras, Gallup researcher
Poll Finds More Americans Putting Out Cigarettes On Arm To Reclaim Sense Of Control
WASHINGTON—Revealing that the practice has surpassed quietly spinning the open cylinder of a revolver, a new poll published Monday found that more Americans were putting out cigarettes on their arm to...
theonion.com
November 3, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Thought this was TP for a second
UGHHHH THIS COUNTRY IS SO SHIT WIHT ITS CENSORS I STG THE NEXT GIRL WHOS DICK DOESNT HAVE TP STUCK TO IT IM GAGGING ON OUT OF SPITE
November 3, 2026 at 2:25 PM
UGHHHH THIS COUNTRY IS SO SHIT WIHT ITS CENSORS I STG THE NEXT GIRL WHOS DICK DOESNT HAVE TP STUCK TO IT IM GAGGING ON OUT OF SPITE
The tower top TP is killing me
November 1, 2026 at 8:21 PM
The tower top TP is killing me
Ernest Normielibs are slapping TP bitches at the polls
An Older handsome and dashing #Democrat slaps 💪🏽 young punk conservative at Turning Point Action table in New Hampshire
November 4, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Ernest Normielibs are slapping TP bitches at the polls
Currently annoyed at "how much can we shave off the width of a TP roll before people notice."
November 2, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Currently annoyed at "how much can we shave off the width of a TP roll before people notice."
Mom's friends have been stocking up on tp and canned goods because Order 66 is supposed to be executed today
November 3, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Mom's friends have been stocking up on tp and canned goods because Order 66 is supposed to be executed today