That's not a Twain quote
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
December 7, 2024 at 7:27 PM
That's not a Twain quote
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
"No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot" ~ Mark Twain
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August 30, 2026 at 8:04 AM
"No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot" ~ Mark Twain
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I'm brave enough to admit that I would, in fact, buy this the day it goes on sale or see it opening night. Yes, I would.
April 23, 2026 at 10:26 AM
I'm brave enough to admit that I would, in fact, buy this the day it goes on sale or see it opening night. Yes, I would.
"Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about." ~Mark Twain
June 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
"Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about." ~Mark Twain
Comedian Conan O'Brien received the Mark Twain Prize at the Kennedy Center on Sunday night, which David Letterman called "the most entertaining gathering of the resistance ever."
'Twain hated bullies.' Conan O'Brien receives Mark Twain Prize at the Kennedy Center
Comedian Conan O'Brien received the Mark Twain Prize at the Kennedy Center on Sunday night, which David Letterman called "the most entertaining gathering of the resistance ever."
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March 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Comedian Conan O'Brien received the Mark Twain Prize at the Kennedy Center on Sunday night, which David Letterman called "the most entertaining gathering of the resistance ever."
To paraphrase Mark Twain- -“True patriotism is supporting your country all the time & your government when they deserve it.”
May 29, 2026 at 4:51 PM
To paraphrase Mark Twain- -“True patriotism is supporting your country all the time & your government when they deserve it.”
Today's Famous Person with a Cat: Mark Twain
July 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Today's Famous Person with a Cat: Mark Twain
"When the rich rob the poor, the rich call it 'business'. When the poor fight back, the rich call it 'violence'."
Mark Twain
Mark Twain
September 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
"When the rich rob the poor, the rich call it 'business'. When the poor fight back, the rich call it 'violence'."
Mark Twain
Mark Twain
Also, like the vast majority of quotes attributed to Mark Twain, Mark Twain never said that.
October 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Also, like the vast majority of quotes attributed to Mark Twain, Mark Twain never said that.
In accepting the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, Conan O’Brien delivered what amounted to a bristling attack on the current administration artfully disguised as a tribute to Twain.
Lionizing Mark Twain, Conan O’Brien Subtly Skewers Trump
In accepting the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, the comedian mounted a bristling political attack artfully disguised as a tribute.
www.nytimes.com
March 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
In accepting the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, Conan O’Brien delivered what amounted to a bristling attack on the current administration artfully disguised as a tribute to Twain.
While often given attribution, Mark Twain didn't write this.
Doesn't mean it isn't true.
Doesn't mean it isn't true.
November 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
While often given attribution, Mark Twain didn't write this.
Doesn't mean it isn't true.
Doesn't mean it isn't true.
"Patriotism is loving your country all the time, and your government...when it deserves it."
-Mark Twain
-Mark Twain
November 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
"Patriotism is loving your country all the time, and your government...when it deserves it."
-Mark Twain
-Mark Twain
Shania Twain “The Rock” Johnson
February 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Shania Twain “The Rock” Johnson
I love a good Mark Twain quote RS
May 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I love a good Mark Twain quote RS
Think about this: A retired game show host may end the world as we know it. Only a master satirist could write this scenario, but Mark Twain is dead.
April 1, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Think about this: A retired game show host may end the world as we know it. Only a master satirist could write this scenario, but Mark Twain is dead.
~15 years ago, I got to a Ryan Adams concert late. His opener was a guy doing an elaborate, bone dry impression of Mark Twain. Just a guy dressed like Mark Twain saying Mark Twain stuff for 20 minutes.
At the end, over the PA, a man said "Val Kilmer, everybody." I somehow did not dream this. RIP.
At the end, over the PA, a man said "Val Kilmer, everybody." I somehow did not dream this. RIP.
Val Kilmer, Film Star Who Played Batman and Jim Morrison, Dies at 65
A wide-ranging leading man who earned critical praise, he was known to be charismatic but unpredictable. At one point he dropped out of Hollywood for a decade.
www.nytimes.com
April 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
~15 years ago, I got to a Ryan Adams concert late. His opener was a guy doing an elaborate, bone dry impression of Mark Twain. Just a guy dressed like Mark Twain saying Mark Twain stuff for 20 minutes.
At the end, over the PA, a man said "Val Kilmer, everybody." I somehow did not dream this. RIP.
At the end, over the PA, a man said "Val Kilmer, everybody." I somehow did not dream this. RIP.
the expression "never the twain shall meet" is about how Mark Twain will never hear Man! I Feel Like A Woman
July 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
the expression "never the twain shall meet" is about how Mark Twain will never hear Man! I Feel Like A Woman
"Patriotism is the last refuge of scoundrels."
~ Mark Twain
~ Mark Twain
August 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
"Patriotism is the last refuge of scoundrels."
~ Mark Twain
~ Mark Twain
They cleaved me in twain, Jerry
July 31, 2023 at 9:31 PM
They cleaved me in twain, Jerry
“History doesn’t repeat itself, but it often rhymes” – Mark Twain
April 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
“History doesn’t repeat itself, but it often rhymes” – Mark Twain
Donald Trump to receive the Mark Twain FIFA Prize for humor
March 21, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Donald Trump to receive the Mark Twain FIFA Prize for humor
When The rich, rob the poor, it’s called business. When the poor fight back it’s called violence.
Mark Twain
Mark Twain
December 14, 2024 at 1:19 PM
When The rich, rob the poor, it’s called business. When the poor fight back it’s called violence.
Mark Twain
Mark Twain