February 1, 2026 at 8:31 PM
It’s my daughter’s 16th birthday. Her request tonight? Chinese takeout, chocolate cake, and Die Hard.
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December 19, 2024 at 1:22 AM
It’s my daughter’s 16th birthday. Her request tonight? Chinese takeout, chocolate cake, and Die Hard.
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Takeout vs making your own food. Takeout vs making your own food. Takeout vs making your own food. (Firing gunshots in the air and people start screaming and running)
May 20, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Takeout vs making your own food. Takeout vs making your own food. Takeout vs making your own food. (Firing gunshots in the air and people start screaming and running)
takeout food after mind blowing sex
September 23, 2026 at 4:50 PM
takeout food after mind blowing sex
September 10, 2026 at 4:27 PM
‘Or You Could Just Get Takeout,’ Reports Little Voice That Already Knows It’s Won https://theonion.com/or-you-could-just-get-takeout-reports-little-voice-t-1850409519/
January 27, 2026 at 8:00 PM
‘Or You Could Just Get Takeout,’ Reports Little Voice That Already Knows It’s Won https://theonion.com/or-you-could-just-get-takeout-reports-little-voice-t-1850409519/
chinese takeout
January 15, 2026 at 3:56 AM
chinese takeout
Takeout is too expensive, so I made my own teriyaki noodles with veggies!
July 23, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Takeout is too expensive, so I made my own teriyaki noodles with veggies!
i got paid in cash put into a large cava takeout bag
October 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
i got paid in cash put into a large cava takeout bag
This is what they call me on X.
May 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
This is what they call me on X.
following george santos's release, tom homan no longer requests cava takeout bags to hide bribes
October 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
following george santos's release, tom homan no longer requests cava takeout bags to hide bribes
why can't tornadoes deliver takeout
April 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
why can't tornadoes deliver takeout
I see grocery/takeout shaming discourse going around again, so this is your periodic historian reminder that cooking from scratch daily while working has never been sustainable, and for millennia everyone either relied on takeout & restaurants or ate in huge households w/ big dorm-like group dining.
July 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I see grocery/takeout shaming discourse going around again, so this is your periodic historian reminder that cooking from scratch daily while working has never been sustainable, and for millennia everyone either relied on takeout & restaurants or ate in huge households w/ big dorm-like group dining.
me impulse ordering indian takeout when im hungry
August 5, 2026 at 9:42 PM
me impulse ordering indian takeout when im hungry
saw the phrase “takeout shaming” and now i think i’m going to close this app for the day
July 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
saw the phrase “takeout shaming” and now i think i’m going to close this app for the day
getting takeout with Izzy :3
January 8, 2026 at 7:06 PM
getting takeout with Izzy :3
“the Takeout” gets the wall when the revolution comes
April 21, 2026 at 1:02 PM
“the Takeout” gets the wall when the revolution comes
takeout shaming
I see grocery/takeout shaming discourse going around again, so this is your periodic historian reminder that cooking from scratch daily while working has never been sustainable, and for millennia everyone either relied on takeout & restaurants or ate in huge households w/ big dorm-like group dining.
July 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
takeout shaming
May 24, 2026 at 2:52 AM
takeout dinner
October 18, 2024 at 11:18 PM
takeout dinner
I think you should bring takeout lunch to an interview. Order a main course and some potstickers from a takeout chinese place, and of course a little carton of rice, and use the interviewer's desk as a lunch table.
September 26, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I think you should bring takeout lunch to an interview. Order a main course and some potstickers from a takeout chinese place, and of course a little carton of rice, and use the interviewer's desk as a lunch table.
Roses are red
Stem held between teeth
I ordered us takeout but it's
Stem held between teeth
I ordered us takeout but it's
February 14, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Roses are red
Stem held between teeth
I ordered us takeout but it's
Stem held between teeth
I ordered us takeout but it's
Takeout/delivery and cooking your own food are both wrong. Instead you should be extracting atmospheric dust, nutrients, and moisture using specialized microscopic hairs called trichomes.
May 20, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Takeout/delivery and cooking your own food are both wrong. Instead you should be extracting atmospheric dust, nutrients, and moisture using specialized microscopic hairs called trichomes.