Why don't the little boys need to pull out their little tallywhackers and wave them around?
Doctors and nurses are voicing their objections. I-638 would require EVERY girl who wants to participate in sports to go through biological sex verification. That means expensive, invasive, and utterly gross examinations.
Protect our kids and let them play.
Vote NO on I-638
Protect our kids and let them play.
Vote NO on I-638
Measure to require "biological sex" verification for all WA girls’ sports athletes on November ballot
If passed, the hedgefund-millionaire-backed ballot measure would enact one of the nation’s strictest examination requirements for girls’ athletics.
www.rangemedia.co
October 22, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Why don't the little boys need to pull out their little tallywhackers and wave them around?
Love that dangler and the tallywhackers
So much to unpack here, including the bottom’s limp pp ricocheting around.
#HomoWork
#HomoWork
October 8, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Love that dangler and the tallywhackers
oh heck, do tallywhackers have associated cards? 😰
October 1, 2026 at 2:05 AM
oh heck, do tallywhackers have associated cards? 😰
These people spend WAY too much time with their hands in their pants thinking about their own and everyone else’s tallywhackers…they could not be more incompetent…well, maybe 🤔
Get yourself into the voting booth and
END IT!
💙🗳️🌊 VOTE NOVEMBER 3rd 💙🗳️🌊
Get yourself into the voting booth and
END IT!
💙🗳️🌊 VOTE NOVEMBER 3rd 💙🗳️🌊
September 20, 2026 at 4:48 PM
These people spend WAY too much time with their hands in their pants thinking about their own and everyone else’s tallywhackers…they could not be more incompetent…well, maybe 🤔
Get yourself into the voting booth and
END IT!
💙🗳️🌊 VOTE NOVEMBER 3rd 💙🗳️🌊
Get yourself into the voting booth and
END IT!
💙🗳️🌊 VOTE NOVEMBER 3rd 💙🗳️🌊
Is genitalia gendered? If you saw a detached penis, would you call the penis "it" or "he/she/they"? We know that a person can have any genitalia since body parts are not necessarily related to gender self identification, but what about floating spectral tallywhackers?
Same question with boobs.
Same question with boobs.
September 18, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Is genitalia gendered? If you saw a detached penis, would you call the penis "it" or "he/she/they"? We know that a person can have any genitalia since body parts are not necessarily related to gender self identification, but what about floating spectral tallywhackers?
Same question with boobs.
Same question with boobs.
There was a restaurant in Dallas for a few years called "Tallywhackers"... It was a male version of Hooters. They served hotdogs.
Not even joking.
Not even joking.
September 8, 2026 at 12:24 AM
There was a restaurant in Dallas for a few years called "Tallywhackers"... It was a male version of Hooters. They served hotdogs.
Not even joking.
Not even joking.
#IncludeTallyBeachOptional
Plump like a peach 🍑
Sally slumped on the beach 🏖️
On clothing optional day ☀️
Tallywhackers on display 🙌
Plump like a peach 🍑
Sally slumped on the beach 🏖️
On clothing optional day ☀️
Tallywhackers on display 🙌
September 4, 2026 at 5:14 PM
#IncludeTallyBeachOptional
Plump like a peach 🍑
Sally slumped on the beach 🏖️
On clothing optional day ☀️
Tallywhackers on display 🙌
Plump like a peach 🍑
Sally slumped on the beach 🏖️
On clothing optional day ☀️
Tallywhackers on display 🙌
"And that your honor is why I stand before you today."
That'll be the defense for some freaks in Key West getting their tallywhackers stuck in a conch.
"I was just trying to help them mate"
That'll be the defense for some freaks in Key West getting their tallywhackers stuck in a conch.
"I was just trying to help them mate"
The Florida Keys are known as the Conch Republic, a name derived from the once-abundant queen conch. However, the popularity of the shells and the tastiness of the meat led to overfishing.
Helping Queen Conchs Mate In The Florida Keys
Rising temperatures shut down some conchs’ impulse to reproduce. So scientists are ferrying them to colonies in deeper, cooler waters.
buff.ly
December 2, 2024 at 2:23 PM
"And that your honor is why I stand before you today."
That'll be the defense for some freaks in Key West getting their tallywhackers stuck in a conch.
"I was just trying to help them mate"
That'll be the defense for some freaks in Key West getting their tallywhackers stuck in a conch.
"I was just trying to help them mate"
I finished last night, a quick and spicy novella that kicks off the 3-part series. The MFC Ayva, I wanted her so badly to be with O but in an ideal world, I know it wouldn’t work.
All the book boyfriends/husbands are fine AF with tallywhackers down to their kneecaps.
If ONLY IRL…if only IRL…
All the book boyfriends/husbands are fine AF with tallywhackers down to their kneecaps.
If ONLY IRL…if only IRL…
February 10, 2026 at 1:13 PM
I finished last night, a quick and spicy novella that kicks off the 3-part series. The MFC Ayva, I wanted her so badly to be with O but in an ideal world, I know it wouldn’t work.
All the book boyfriends/husbands are fine AF with tallywhackers down to their kneecaps.
If ONLY IRL…if only IRL…
All the book boyfriends/husbands are fine AF with tallywhackers down to their kneecaps.
If ONLY IRL…if only IRL…
They need a license to carry those tallywhackers
April 1, 2025 at 1:42 PM
They need a license to carry those tallywhackers
Super-cavitationary-suck-a-flood atrocious.
ok so it took 45 minutes to drain the hole from overflowing, to 3/4 inch of water at the bottom. now if i could only keep track of how many buckets i dumped in that time.
Shoulda kept a couple tallywhackers from the fisheries observing job i guess
ok so it took 45 minutes to drain the hole from overflowing, to 3/4 inch of water at the bottom. now if i could only keep track of how many buckets i dumped in that time.
Shoulda kept a couple tallywhackers from the fisheries observing job i guess
January 10, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Super-cavitationary-suck-a-flood atrocious.
ok so it took 45 minutes to drain the hole from overflowing, to 3/4 inch of water at the bottom. now if i could only keep track of how many buckets i dumped in that time.
Shoulda kept a couple tallywhackers from the fisheries observing job i guess
ok so it took 45 minutes to drain the hole from overflowing, to 3/4 inch of water at the bottom. now if i could only keep track of how many buckets i dumped in that time.
Shoulda kept a couple tallywhackers from the fisheries observing job i guess
DON'T CALL ME A CHRISTIAN.
That kettle of fish is now fried.
That ship has sailed and sunk.
It's bilgewater under the bridge.
When the church chose Trump
And blessed that stale cracker,
I decided I'd had quite enough
Of gilded MAGA tallywhackers.
That kettle of fish is now fried.
That ship has sailed and sunk.
It's bilgewater under the bridge.
When the church chose Trump
And blessed that stale cracker,
I decided I'd had quite enough
Of gilded MAGA tallywhackers.
February 2, 2025 at 11:24 AM
DON'T CALL ME A CHRISTIAN.
That kettle of fish is now fried.
That ship has sailed and sunk.
It's bilgewater under the bridge.
When the church chose Trump
And blessed that stale cracker,
I decided I'd had quite enough
Of gilded MAGA tallywhackers.
That kettle of fish is now fried.
That ship has sailed and sunk.
It's bilgewater under the bridge.
When the church chose Trump
And blessed that stale cracker,
I decided I'd had quite enough
Of gilded MAGA tallywhackers.
Of course, Frontal Ramming Of Tallywhackers
May 28, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Of course, Frontal Ramming Of Tallywhackers
The ladies doing the UNO reverse on Titty Tuesday to have men show their TALLYWHACKERS instead is a masterclass. Well played.
February 4, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The ladies doing the UNO reverse on Titty Tuesday to have men show their TALLYWHACKERS instead is a masterclass. Well played.
Happy with the feedback I've received about my story so far. It's 'too gross' and lols about 'giant tallywhackers'.
Please do share your thoughts!
Please do share your thoughts!
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August 17, 2024 at 10:51 AM
Happy with the feedback I've received about my story so far. It's 'too gross' and lols about 'giant tallywhackers'.
Please do share your thoughts!
Please do share your thoughts!
I hate that I share a religion with these heretical bloodthirsty badly-educated tallywhackers. Can't they call themselves something different?
Christian nationalist MAGA cultist Lance Wallnau is excited about Trump's military strikes on Iran because it's setting the stage for "the Antichrist emerging": "Jesus is coming back and I believe that this is all part of him setting the stage for his return." www.peoplefor.org/rightwingwat...
June 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I hate that I share a religion with these heretical bloodthirsty badly-educated tallywhackers. Can't they call themselves something different?
…see…now, I'm not against warning for adult content…
…but when @bsky.app pulls shit like this, and then constantly sticks the tallywhackers & ddongko's of fat, naked, disgusting, hairy guys in my 'Discover' feed with no warning at all…
…well-- when you guys ask me for age verification: FUCK YOU!!!…
…but when @bsky.app pulls shit like this, and then constantly sticks the tallywhackers & ddongko's of fat, naked, disgusting, hairy guys in my 'Discover' feed with no warning at all…
…well-- when you guys ask me for age verification: FUCK YOU!!!…
July 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
…see…now, I'm not against warning for adult content…
…but when @bsky.app pulls shit like this, and then constantly sticks the tallywhackers & ddongko's of fat, naked, disgusting, hairy guys in my 'Discover' feed with no warning at all…
…well-- when you guys ask me for age verification: FUCK YOU!!!…
…but when @bsky.app pulls shit like this, and then constantly sticks the tallywhackers & ddongko's of fat, naked, disgusting, hairy guys in my 'Discover' feed with no warning at all…
…well-- when you guys ask me for age verification: FUCK YOU!!!…
Now WHY is the conversation shifting to tiny tallywhackers??!🧐dpmo😂😂
April 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Now WHY is the conversation shifting to tiny tallywhackers??!🧐dpmo😂😂
Bucky, you have the best taste in tallywhackers!!!
February 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Bucky, you have the best taste in tallywhackers!!!
August 5, 2025 at 10:13 AM