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Private Thirst forgets Captain’s Birthday—
#Tanksona #Tanksonas #Tankmen
October 31, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Guys, Jeff (JohnnyUtah) is allowing commissions as a part of the Kickstarter for Witch Arc. I sure hope people ask him for Tankmen lore as art, there’s so much left undiscovered!! #witcharc #johnnyutah #jeffbandelin #tankmen
November 3, 2026 at 7:25 PM
• What the Tankmen world looks at night.
• Different weather conditions: rain, snow, wind, etc.
November 3, 2026 at 7:42 PM
• Wise and Chill (C’mon, Jeff just draw them, please!)
• Bill’s family (I know he hasn’t thought about them but hopefully he has dug in his brain to get a definitive answer)
• More Tankmen factions.
• The higherups for both Tankmen bases.
• The characters without their helmets.
November 3, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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Listening to these Nightmare Funkin’ outtakes, I knew it!!! I knew John from Tankmen is a tough guy with a soft heart but he hides it because he thinks it doesn’t make him manly enough. #tankmen #fridaynightfunkin #fnf
Nightmare Funkin' - Full Jeff VA Recording [@JohnnyUtahNG]
YouTube video by JamJarIsDumb
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October 31, 2026 at 1:22 AM
I can’t commission Jeff but for fun here’s a list of things I hope people commission from him:
• Although it’s not art, the full Tankmen 2.5 and Tankmen 3 scripts. (Please, I really want to read them and I bet the rest of the fandom does too)
• Tankwomen soldiers and henchwomen soldiers.
November 3, 2026 at 7:36 PM
October 28, 2026 at 11:47 AM
I know this is Stan from Nightmare Cops roasting John from Tankmen. But I am lowkey imagining this is John going to a mandatory therapy session because the higherups are sick of his attitude and the poor behavioral health specialist seeing him before the therapist comes is done.
October 31, 2026 at 1:27 AM
October 24, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Tankmen Headcanon: Halloween does not exist in the Tankmen world. Instead, everyone celebrates Dia De Los Muertos due to how many lives were lost during the war. It’s regarded as a huge deal where everyone gets the day off. It is also celebrated the same it is irl. #tankmen #fridaynightfunkin
October 24, 2026 at 5:58 PM
...Tankmen, you say?
October 23, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Your art actually reminds me of the Friday Night Funkin’ crew’s art! Very cool!! I also like how you drew John (yes, that’s Tankman’s real name) from Tankmen!
October 24, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Here’s the official synopses for Tankmen 2.5 and Tankmen 3:
October 19, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Given Jeff’s current attitude towards Tankmen, I don’t think we’ll be seeing the Tankmen 2.5 and Tankmen 3 scripts in our lifetime. Jeff is too busy with Nightmare Cops, AppleEyeHQ, and Witch Arc. And even when he’s finished with these projects, I seriously doubt he’ll revisit T2.5 and T3. #tankmen
October 19, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Thanks! Anyway, have you heard of Tankmen?
October 19, 2026 at 10:17 PM
October 17, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Despite this disappointing revelation, Jeff shared enough production materials to where we know what happens in those episodes without the full audio and scripts. So, with that being said, as fans, let’s make our own iterations of Tankmen 2.5 and Tankmen 3.
October 19, 2026 at 10:03 PM
My point is, you can add things so Tankmen 2.5 won’t get too boring to watch.
• The ending where Oswald brings Skittles flowers. He’s so sweet! More fans should depict that.
• Tankmen 3, more of Wise and Chill.
• What will John and Steve say while arguing over “friends vs. friendly”?
October 19, 2026 at 10:40 PM
• Finally, notice how Tim was absent in Tankmen 2.5 and Tankmen 3? Where did he go? You can maybe show what Tim was doing during his absence on the side? I really think he met a new special friend because he is finally leaving Oswald alone. That would explain his absence perfectly.
October 19, 2026 at 11:08 PM
While this being the fate of the final episodes of Tankmen is very saddening. I have come to accept it, as much as I love Tankmen….. I can’t deny the fact that it was his series even if it he left it in the dust. It was his decision to not release the scripts and I respect this.
October 19, 2026 at 10:00 PM
• Or given Skittles had the watchtower fall on him in Tankmen 2. He likely has mild concussion so, maybe he has occupational therapists and speech pathologists watching him carefully. And maybe there will be scenes where a worried occupational therapy specialist sits with him.
October 19, 2026 at 10:19 PM
October 17, 2026 at 2:03 PM
You can really have fun with bonus scenes, I can think of a couple for Tankmen 2.5: Skittles waking up revealing he survived Ted’s gunshot and he discovers Oswald not only left flowers but a note. (It can be funny) We see Ted being satisfied with his revenge and the PNS thinks he’s gone mad.
October 19, 2026 at 11:01 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPTAIN

#tankmen
October 16, 2026 at 3:46 PM