December 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
You never imagine the descent into despotism being quite this embarrassing, you know? You expect liberal democracy to fall to a Palpatine, not Biff Tannen.
Trump on DOGE: We’re going to go into Fort Knox to make sure the gold is still there. You know that? We’re going to go into Fort Knox. You know about that? We hope everything is fine with Fort Knox. But we’re going to go to Fort Knox and make sure the gold is still there.
February 20, 2025 at 5:33 AM
You never imagine the descent into despotism being quite this embarrassing, you know? You expect liberal democracy to fall to a Palpatine, not Biff Tannen.
Once again, my fellow nerds, I am begging you to remember that giving into bullies only guarantees they'll be back.
You've got to punch Biff Tannen in the face, McFly, or he'll rule over you forever.
You've got to punch Biff Tannen in the face, McFly, or he'll rule over you forever.
LA Times: "'It backfired,' said one senior administrator at UCLA, reflecting the sense of whiplash. .... 'Within hours of announcing our settlement, the DOJ was on our back.'
WHO COULD'VE SEEN THIS COMING
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WHO COULD'VE SEEN THIS COMING
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August 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Once again, my fellow nerds, I am begging you to remember that giving into bullies only guarantees they'll be back.
You've got to punch Biff Tannen in the face, McFly, or he'll rule over you forever.
You've got to punch Biff Tannen in the face, McFly, or he'll rule over you forever.
Biff Tannen-ass government
Trump announces that billionaires no longer have to comply with environmental regulations
December 11, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Biff Tannen-ass government
Biff Tannen did become president after all
March 24, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Biff Tannen did become president after all
Wellllllp looks like my “Martin Riggs and John Rambo team up to help J.P. Tannen deal with his divorce” spec script’s about to get GREENlit, baby!
January 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Wellllllp looks like my “Martin Riggs and John Rambo team up to help J.P. Tannen deal with his divorce” spec script’s about to get GREENlit, baby!
if you try and drive a tesla through floodwater you're likely to find yourself in 1955 getting your ass kicked by biff tannen
September 28, 2026 at 12:29 AM
if you try and drive a tesla through floodwater you're likely to find yourself in 1955 getting your ass kicked by biff tannen
Tannen punches a guy in the face
November 30, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Tannen punches a guy in the face
America, Global Biff Tannen
April 4, 2025 at 11:47 AM
America, Global Biff Tannen
President Biff Tannen.
Complete batshit lunacy on the president's Truth Social account. Yes, he really posted this.
February 26, 2025 at 12:46 PM
President Biff Tannen.
Wednesday newsletter: The Biff Tannen Presidency
The character who explains Donald Trump
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The character who explains Donald Trump
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The Biff Tannen Presidency
The character who explains Donald Trump
open.substack.com
May 28, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Wednesday newsletter: The Biff Tannen Presidency
The character who explains Donald Trump
open.substack.com/pub/charlies...
The character who explains Donald Trump
open.substack.com/pub/charlies...
This is what happens when you make Biff Tannen president.
September 21, 2025 at 1:42 PM
This is what happens when you make Biff Tannen president.
“But X is the global town square.”
No bitch, it’s the Biff Tannen alternate 1985 hellscape.
No bitch, it’s the Biff Tannen alternate 1985 hellscape.
November 12, 2024 at 9:29 AM
“But X is the global town square.”
No bitch, it’s the Biff Tannen alternate 1985 hellscape.
No bitch, it’s the Biff Tannen alternate 1985 hellscape.
Reden ist Silber, Tannen sind Gold, Friedrich Merz hat es so gewollt.
December 21, 2023 at 2:19 PM
Reden ist Silber, Tannen sind Gold, Friedrich Merz hat es so gewollt.
the fact that literally anybody needed this explained to them is so depressing
May 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
the fact that literally anybody needed this explained to them is so depressing
In Back to The Future IV, Biff Tannen will be chasing Marty in a cybertruck
Pulling up behind a Cybertruck and a DeLorean has truly been the double rainbow of my day.
August 23, 2024 at 11:50 AM
In Back to The Future IV, Biff Tannen will be chasing Marty in a cybertruck
The US is cleary Biff Tannen, but the Canadian in that movie wasn't George McFly, it was Marty.
March 8, 2025 at 12:37 PM
The US is cleary Biff Tannen, but the Canadian in that movie wasn't George McFly, it was Marty.
truly the biff tannen presidency
May 26, 2026 at 4:43 PM
truly the biff tannen presidency
Biff Tannen getting George McFly to do his homework is the relationship between "techbros" and nerds.
Nerds are the ones who warned you about cryptocurrency, and NFTs, and the internet of things. Nerds are the ones trying to explain to you that "AI" is just overhyped pattern recognition which we already had for years.
Techbros are not nerds. They're predators.
Techbros are not nerds. They're predators.
February 19, 2024 at 12:52 PM
Biff Tannen getting George McFly to do his homework is the relationship between "techbros" and nerds.