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This is great because I just imagined suicidal wwx that doesn't give a fuck about the way that Lan Xichen drives and I think that's a beautiful plot for them to become friends.
September 28, 2026 at 8:32 PM
#TarlaPBunnies wait, a fanfiction where lwj knows wwx since middle school and now, at 30, lwj is wwx's divorce lawyer.

Hahahaha, that's so fucking funny.

Because imagine him had given up on that fucking marriage day that he got invited to and never contacted wwx again.
August 20, 2026 at 10:47 AM
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Oh no. The cliches are invading my head and now I need a Love Potion!Au but Xicheng because I am finding none.

I just need to figure out how to make Xichen drink the potion.
June 27, 2026 at 7:22 AM
Okay, but where are the filthy fanfics of Wei Wuxian getting smash drunk and a completely sober Lan Wangji fucking him.

You can't lie to me. I know there's at least one.
June 6, 2026 at 1:48 PM
#TarlaPBunnies I absolutely need a LXC&LWJ drabble based on Gakuen Babysitters. Because I need all the Big Bro LXC being super nice to a expresionless baby!LWJ
May 3, 2026 at 11:01 PM
#TarlaPBunnies I can't stop thinking about that Yulma fic and now I need one but with LWJ smoking weed every time he wanted to see WWX.
April 27, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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Do I really want to write that psychiatric AU where WWX and JC enter the institution and think that "the lans" are contracted to terrorize the other patients just to discover that The Lans ARE other patients, or is it too much work?

Because, let's be honest:
March 22, 2026 at 12:10 PM
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Where lxc and jc start by fighting really bad. On jc side it seems like lxc pities him, so he ends up saying he hopes lwj dies too. "See if all of this bullshit it's worth YOUR brother's life" and they stay in bad terms for a while.
February 9, 2026 at 9:21 PM
#TarlaPBunnies Emperor!WWX and Thief!LWJ where lwj tricks the emperor on giving him a kiss
February 7, 2026 at 8:26 AM
#TarlaPBunnies Cultivator LWJ who meets non cultivator WWX. And AU where wwx was never found by the Jiangs and never had an opportunity to cultivate at all.
February 5, 2026 at 12:40 AM
#TarlaPBunnies wait!!! REORGANIZED CEO WWX AND SECRETARY LWJ. Why did I never thought of this???
January 31, 2026 at 12:02 PM
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Wwx x his red ribbon

Because fandom is forgetting what's a crackship and if I must be the one, I will be the one.
January 24, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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Wait, this is such a nice explanation it fits right up to some thoughts I had lately about wwx.

Definitely can use it.
January 24, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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Lwj got smashed because je thought that wwx was dating another person.

Wwx didn't even know that lwj was in the same bar, he just saw him and went to say hi. Really surprised that he looked so gone. He tried to wake him up and when he does, lwj says:
anyway I would like to order one (1) wei yimg please. he is hot and I like him
January 17, 2026 at 1:30 AM
#TarlaPBunnies Title: Black and blue. Wangxian, onesided
January 15, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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A Chengxian where wwx tells jc that he didn't gave him his Golden Core because he deserved it but because he loved him.

"If you have to earn love, it isn't love, JC".

Must be angst.
January 7, 2026 at 12:47 AM
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I'm watching My dress-up darling and I can only thing of wangxian here. Like... It's just the perfect plot.
November 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
#TarlaPBunnies I hope everyone knows by default that I'm going to make an AU where Shen Yuan adopted kitty!Shen Jiu and gives it the best fucking life ever.

This is just a given in life.
November 2, 2025 at 1:07 PM
#TarlaPBunnies I do need to make the 101 ways that wwx falls in love with every single character that I can think off.
October 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
#TarlaPBunnies A fic where LWJ died at 16 and never got to the other side because he never got to confess to the LoveOfHisLife™.

The house where that happens gets sold 15 years later to WWX.

And that's how I get my cute ForeverYoung LWJ being a horny teenager for WWX for Spooky Month
October 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
#TarlaPBunnies I need to make this
August 22, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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So apparently, now I have a need for a Gekkan Shoujo AU Wangxian where LWJ is the oblivious mangaka that draws romance, WWX is the one who got a crush on LWJ and recibes an autograph and JC is LWJ muse for the sake for Forever Virgin JC
August 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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WAIT. LWJ WHO HAS A PET RAVEN.

Why didn't I thought about this before???

Immortal!lwj that remembers the first time that he made friends with a raven and how their friendship develops until Raven!wwx has enough energy to have a human form.

Raven or crow??? DECISIONS DECISIONS
June 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
#TarlaPBunnies because I can't stop thinking about wwx being good at cooking and being mad creative with it.

And lwj being a picky eater who only likes tasteless rice, soup and one veggie. Tomatoes? No. Chiken?? Too chikening. Pork and cow are just too strong. So he only eats what he cooks himself.
May 31, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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I just realized that by fanon, Lan Qiren is that grampa who will wear a Disney Princess dress to his grand-descendants if that was the theme of the party.

Like, fuck people, MY GRANDBABY PARTY WILL BE PERFECT.

And I agree.
March 6, 2025 at 12:08 PM