every day is sisyphean tasks
April 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
every day is sisyphean tasks
August 14, 2026 at 5:07 AM
why 100% complete one task when you can 64% complete many tasks
January 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
why 100% complete one task when you can 64% complete many tasks
big plans today to drink coffee and complete tasks
October 4, 2024 at 11:22 AM
big plans today to drink coffee and complete tasks
I enjoy the menial tasks.
March 16, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I enjoy the menial tasks.
i would imagine they FEEL more productive now that they’re feeding all the tasks they used to avoid into the sucks-at-those-tasks machine lol
September 20, 2026 at 6:07 PM
i would imagine they FEEL more productive now that they’re feeding all the tasks they used to avoid into the sucks-at-those-tasks machine lol
Email sent to all CFPB staff this morning: "Please do not perform any work tasks."
February 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Email sent to all CFPB staff this morning: "Please do not perform any work tasks."
Me: I would like to use my computer
Computer: Sorry! I'm using the hard drive!
Me: for what? I need that
Computer: tasks!
Me: what tasks
computer: secret tasks!
Me: what tasks you piece of shit
Computer: fuck U Buddy watch this (reboots without warning)
Computer: Sorry! I'm using the hard drive!
Me: for what? I need that
Computer: tasks!
Me: what tasks
computer: secret tasks!
Me: what tasks you piece of shit
Computer: fuck U Buddy watch this (reboots without warning)
February 14, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Me: I would like to use my computer
Computer: Sorry! I'm using the hard drive!
Me: for what? I need that
Computer: tasks!
Me: what tasks
computer: secret tasks!
Me: what tasks you piece of shit
Computer: fuck U Buddy watch this (reboots without warning)
Computer: Sorry! I'm using the hard drive!
Me: for what? I need that
Computer: tasks!
Me: what tasks
computer: secret tasks!
Me: what tasks you piece of shit
Computer: fuck U Buddy watch this (reboots without warning)
September 30, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Take on small tasks
July 11, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Take on small tasks
those tasks can wait! take a break🍁🦝🍁
July 26, 2025 at 12:24 PM
those tasks can wait! take a break🍁🦝🍁
Decided I'm tired of doing tasks, fuck tasks
April 23, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Decided I'm tired of doing tasks, fuck tasks
he’s so helpful with household tasks
January 30, 2026 at 9:42 AM
he’s so helpful with household tasks
The Colonel… he TASKS me…
A much more compact failure pile that you carry conveniently in your sadness pockets! The American Dream just never stops evolving. @pattonoswalt.bsky.social
KFC is getting real weird again. The fast food chain’s latest bizarre culinary crossover is a bag of savory jelly beans.
September 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The Colonel… he TASKS me…
guys cutting edge zuck AI is just humans doing tasks for you in call centers
Meta announced that its new AI agent, Muse could call businesses for you to do things like make reservations. But in reality, Meta is testing having these calls being made by human beings in call centers, 404 Media @jasonkoebler.bsky.social learned.
www.404media.co/meta-tests-m...
www.404media.co/meta-tests-m...
September 25, 2026 at 3:08 PM
guys cutting edge zuck AI is just humans doing tasks for you in call centers
#Survivor51 Jeff giving Lewis tasks on Exile like
September 24, 2026 at 12:49 AM
#Survivor51 Jeff giving Lewis tasks on Exile like
In my utopian vision of the future, instead of offloading all the pointless, annoying work tasks (like reports that none one will read and needlessly opaque forms) to robots, we restructure work and society so that the pointless tasks don't happen at all.
February 27, 2026 at 11:28 PM
In my utopian vision of the future, instead of offloading all the pointless, annoying work tasks (like reports that none one will read and needlessly opaque forms) to robots, we restructure work and society so that the pointless tasks don't happen at all.
Hello! During our yearly fundraiser I pop balloons that have tasks inside of them. The tasks are, like “Pretend to be a crab, you have to do a good job” or “sing Smash Mouth’s All Star in a Terrible British Accent” or “Eat a banana filled with mayonnaise and pickles”.
PLEASE SUGGEST TASKS!!
PLEASE SUGGEST TASKS!!
January 27, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Hello! During our yearly fundraiser I pop balloons that have tasks inside of them. The tasks are, like “Pretend to be a crab, you have to do a good job” or “sing Smash Mouth’s All Star in a Terrible British Accent” or “Eat a banana filled with mayonnaise and pickles”.
PLEASE SUGGEST TASKS!!
PLEASE SUGGEST TASKS!!
0 tasks left for 1.0 launch; time for bonus tasks
November 18, 2024 at 2:10 AM
0 tasks left for 1.0 launch; time for bonus tasks
Did some cleaning and other tasks already today, take that, ADHD!
*Pile of much more important tasks stares disapprovingly from across the room*
*Pile of much more important tasks stares disapprovingly from across the room*
September 25, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Did some cleaning and other tasks already today, take that, ADHD!
*Pile of much more important tasks stares disapprovingly from across the room*
*Pile of much more important tasks stares disapprovingly from across the room*
so many important tasks, so little time
February 21, 2026 at 2:07 AM
so many important tasks, so little time
It’s a common misconception that ADHD is just an inability to focus. Really, it’s a struggle to control focus.
I can hyperfixate for hours on complex but pointless tasks and freeze on simple tasks.
Some days, my brain’s a Lamborghini with no brakes. Other days, a rusty bike with a stuck chain.
I can hyperfixate for hours on complex but pointless tasks and freeze on simple tasks.
Some days, my brain’s a Lamborghini with no brakes. Other days, a rusty bike with a stuck chain.
March 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
It’s a common misconception that ADHD is just an inability to focus. Really, it’s a struggle to control focus.
I can hyperfixate for hours on complex but pointless tasks and freeze on simple tasks.
Some days, my brain’s a Lamborghini with no brakes. Other days, a rusty bike with a stuck chain.
I can hyperfixate for hours on complex but pointless tasks and freeze on simple tasks.
Some days, my brain’s a Lamborghini with no brakes. Other days, a rusty bike with a stuck chain.
I'm starting a crew who's in
July 27, 2023 at 10:34 PM
I'm starting a crew who's in
Generative AI is amazing at tasks where I am not qualified to judge the output.
December 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Generative AI is amazing at tasks where I am not qualified to judge the output.