BREAKING: I demand Pope Leo effectively hire a food taster.
BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV is set to effectively disband Opus Dei in the coming weeks.
This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate — and a dramatic continuation of Pope Francis’s legacy.
This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate — and a dramatic continuation of Pope Francis’s legacy.
NEW: Pope Leo Set To Break Up Opus Dei
If Pope Leo does indeed approves a plan that effectively dissolves Opus Dei’s structure, it would be the most significant internal action of his short pontificate to date.
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October 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
BREAKING: I demand Pope Leo effectively hire a food taster.
Marco Rubio will also serve as interim food taster.
May 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Marco Rubio will also serve as interim food taster.
human food taster reporting for duty
May 4, 2026 at 5:50 AM
human food taster reporting for duty
a taster of things to come.
September 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
a taster of things to come.
I’m very very hard at work at something very very cool in preparation for the comic!!! Here’s a little taster :3c
September 22, 2026 at 2:11 PM
I’m very very hard at work at something very very cool in preparation for the comic!!! Here’s a little taster :3c
If you missed the Trump press conference... here's a taster
Donald Trump sounds like a lunatic during his press conference on the Black Hawk military helicopter crash with the American Airlines plane:
"You could have gone up. You could have gone down. You could have gone straight up, straight down. You could have turned."
FFS.
"You could have gone up. You could have gone down. You could have gone straight up, straight down. You could have turned."
FFS.
January 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
If you missed the Trump press conference... here's a taster
portrait of the taster (and her assistant)
June 30, 2025 at 12:38 PM
portrait of the taster (and her assistant)
Here’s a taster of what I do…
November 16, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Here’s a taster of what I do…
Finally, a dream come true. I can be a professional ketchup taster.
March 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Finally, a dream come true. I can be a professional ketchup taster.
the toe-taster has logged on
April 18, 2026 at 11:40 PM
the toe-taster has logged on
Kermit The Frog To Deliver University Of Maryland Commencement Speech
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March 31, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Kermit The Frog To Deliver University Of Maryland Commencement Speech
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Me: Any amoebas in there?
Royal Food Taster: No my lord .
Me (nervously fiddling with crown): And there aren't any parameciums in there right
Royal Food Taster: (briefly squinting and leaning over to double check) Not a one my lord.
Royal Food Taster: No my lord .
Me (nervously fiddling with crown): And there aren't any parameciums in there right
Royal Food Taster: (briefly squinting and leaning over to double check) Not a one my lord.
February 17, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Me: Any amoebas in there?
Royal Food Taster: No my lord .
Me (nervously fiddling with crown): And there aren't any parameciums in there right
Royal Food Taster: (briefly squinting and leaning over to double check) Not a one my lord.
Royal Food Taster: No my lord .
Me (nervously fiddling with crown): And there aren't any parameciums in there right
Royal Food Taster: (briefly squinting and leaning over to double check) Not a one my lord.
Fanny Taster
England and Wales, Census, 1861
England and Wales, Census, 1861
March 7, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Fanny Taster
England and Wales, Census, 1861
England and Wales, Census, 1861
Lawd get him security and a food taster stat
March 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Lawd get him security and a food taster stat
the easiest person to murder is probably the royal food-taster
June 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
the easiest person to murder is probably the royal food-taster
A taster of this sexy, shared bi wife
August 6, 2025 at 12:45 PM
A taster of this sexy, shared bi wife
Atelier Matcha
Matcha Taster
Gargonzola Matcha Shake
Matcha Taster
Gargonzola Matcha Shake
November 10, 2024 at 6:52 AM
Atelier Matcha
Matcha Taster
Gargonzola Matcha Shake
Matcha Taster
Gargonzola Matcha Shake
Dads are off to dinner. 8 course Japanese taster menu 🤤🤤🤤
@slhutch1980.bsky.social
@slhutch1980.bsky.social
June 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Dads are off to dinner. 8 course Japanese taster menu 🤤🤤🤤
@slhutch1980.bsky.social
@slhutch1980.bsky.social
quick peck on the cheek for linda's favorite treat taster
July 3, 2026 at 1:02 AM
quick peck on the cheek for linda's favorite treat taster
Little taster for #AdoorableThursday, just couldn't resist. Venice
March 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Little taster for #AdoorableThursday, just couldn't resist. Venice
misspelling "taser" as "taster" will really mess up a sentence
September 26, 2026 at 2:42 PM
misspelling "taser" as "taster" will really mess up a sentence
But his food taster is a US citizen
When Stephen Miller dines at Mar-a-Lago, he’s likely been served by a foreign worker.
Server
INACTIVE - Serve food, water, soft drinks & alcoholic beverages. Present menus, take orders, relay order to kitchen. Complete side work, clear tables, carry ...
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December 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
But his food taster is a US citizen
I've always been more of a smeller than a taster 😤
February 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I've always been more of a smeller than a taster 😤