#TeamKaf
#TeamKaf wins again, Lews Typorlin

@wotnerdgirl.bsky.social
November 3, 2026 at 1:21 PM
I just don't have a strong opinion one over the other. I like my morning #TeamKaf. But I love #TeamTea hot or cold. And who doesn't love #TesmCoca? Why can't we all just get along?
June 9, 2026 at 7:58 PM
peppermint tea is the worst of the terrible teas!! green tea is okay because it’s green. #TeamKaf
June 10, 2026 at 12:09 AM
I had a nice weekend with lots of kaf and a wee bit of chai which isn’t really tea cause it’s a latte which makes it dairy #TeamKaf
June 8, 2026 at 5:57 PM
March 22, 2026 at 4:20 PM
the #KafWars never end because all you silly tea drinkers are simply mad 🤭 #TeamKaf
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
sorry I didn’t mean to choose such a divisive topic! let’s try again…

I am positive we can all agree that coffee is superior to tea #TeamKaf 🖤
November 15, 2024 at 1:21 PM
I think you forgot #TeamKaf ☕️

also 🥺🖤🧁#BreakTheWheel™️
November 29, 2023 at 3:15 AM
#Hinderstream is team breakfast!

we just like to warmonger the details 😌🖤 #TeamKaf #TeamSnacks
November 17, 2023 at 1:36 PM
Turak can be in charge of the beverage station #TeamKaf 🥹🖤🧁#BreakTheWheel™️
September 23, 2023 at 1:34 PM
Cotton candy castles are for people in dry climates.

Someone wake the peddler, I have much #TeamKaf to barter about with @hadnankadere.bsky.social
October 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Hear me, gleeman. Ask and the dark shall answer. Hearth and home are open to you. Meat and mead at my table. Until water is gone. Until shade is gone. I swear this by the honor of #TeamKaf and I call the #Hinderstream as witness, and @foxessnakes.bsky.social to bind it thrice.
October 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
January 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I think @jackbwuzhere.bsky.social will back me up that I am much better company with mead over tea. #TeamKaf.
November 28, 2024 at 1:25 PM
Fuck your coffee.😈❤️
November 21, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Echo is the reason I do not let the Hinderstream die, why I do not flee from Discord even when things get tough.

Sometimes, in the darkness you just need to talk about baked goods and rep #TeamKaf, now with marshmallows.
November 21, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Bluesky #KafWars AKA #TadWars

To end the Kaf Wars, you may choose ONE OF THE FOLLOWING! This can be done by replying to this message.

1) I have taste buds #TeamKaf
2) I have no taste buds Team Tea
3) I hate caffeine #TeamCocoa
4) Can't we all be friends? #EndTheKafWars
June 12, 2026 at 2:25 PM
By The Empress' decree, the Kaf Wars have entered the first bluesky phase.

Will #TeamKaf lose?

Will Team Tea's team tastebuds be teeming with victory?

Not likely.

You all have until sometime on friday (BST) to convince your opposition which drink will win.
June 9, 2026 at 4:19 PM
This makes things worse!
#TeamKaf
June 8, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Ai av da powa ova yuu ov ultamut distrakshun. Dis iz ow weeze gunna yaw lital waagh. Da moor twystid un convalootid un symlar da werds ar, da moor tyme yoo fink "da fux ee onnabowt".

#TadWasHereTooLong
#TeamKaf
December 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Teem kaff foor da ween! Weeal ween dis kaff waagh! Weeal weenit eezee!

#TadWasHere x13
#TeamKaf
December 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
The Kaf Wars have not yet ended, as The Empress refuses to end them.

#TeamKaf marching song

🎶🎵
Kaf is awesome
Kaf is great
Kaf is the drink to make into cake
Kaf is brilliant
Kaf is fine
Kaf helps us get to work on time
Kaf is weak
Or kaf is strong
Drinkers of kaf can do no wrong
🎵🎶
December 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Not if it's from long Island!

Tea tastes so bad you have to add tequila to make it taste like tea!

#TeamKaf
December 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
You claim victory after defecting to a team... that is made better by adding kaf?

Tis no victory, Empress! Tis admitting defeat.

#TeamKaf
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Just like Tad won't admit #TeamKaf is better than another hot, caffienated drink.
November 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM