#TeamPetty
Brief update: describing Domlijah/Snapewives/the latest bunch to an unfortunate party member: “…not sure if any of them are cults, if only because you couldn’t possibly describe their leaders as ‘charismatic.’”

#teampetty
October 13, 2026 at 9:12 AM
What I DON’T want from the prejury segment is for Jason to be coerced to make nice nice with Kamu, et al. #TeamPetty #BB28
October 2, 2026 at 1:17 AM
September 7, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Ken Paxton stole someone’s $1,000 pen.

He’ll steal your tax dollars.
He’ll steal your healthcare.
He’ll even steal your pen.

I'll be a Senator who puts money in your pocket — and I’ll never put your pen in mine.
August 15, 2026 at 9:50 PM
3/3 I don’t know if it’s time for a job change or not. I love being in Property MAnagement. I’m trying not to enter work today being #teampetty but call me what you want but put some respect on my name! I’ve earned it!
November 23, 2024 at 2:08 AM
🤭😂 Before you rp or like their stuff (especially if you're supposed to be mutals) make sure they follow you back if they "followed & unfollowed" you... block them! Nobody has time for those games! #TeamPetty
December 8, 2024 at 9:26 PM
lol. Some grudges are sacrosanct. #teampetty
December 27, 2024 at 8:45 PM
August 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Thanks! It was actually you who made me think of it - the thread started as a quote post of your #TeamPetty post

bsky.app/profile/kesh...
A thread on petty resistance:
Being petty can be unproductive, can keep you frozen in a never-ending loop of doom, hate & pain. It can lead us to let go of our compassion towards others, to stop seeing the humanity of entire groups of people. .../1

#MomsRising #PINKS #ProudBlue
August 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
My point, as someone proudly on #TeamPetty is this:

Pettiness can be a great tool in our pro-democracy toolkit and excellent fuel to our activism. And when you feel too drained to continue - don't give up completely.

Be petty and rest.

#MomSky #Pinks #ProudBlue #WePersist /14
August 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
That’s the good news I wanna hear! #teampetty
December 4, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Sadly this wasn’t my victory.. but I made sure to congratulate the two men who laid down this ass whoopin’ on a beta male, boomer Trump supporter at the local cribbage tournament last night. (Sorry Dean/partner) #FuckTrump #InstantKarma #Cribbage #TeamPetty #IVotedForTheFemale #Minnesotan #Passion
December 4, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Biden selling pieces of the border wall is what I'm here for 😂🤣 #teampetty
December 14, 2024 at 2:27 AM
I actually want to see Marcus Smart in a #Wizards uniform for spite. #TeamPetty
February 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Since I don't know his music I'm just happy that Ciara got out... #TeamPetty
February 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
We are all #TeamPetty.
It’s bleak out there, but it’s heartening to know millions of people from all walks of life took the time to ruin one specific persons birthday, America’s hater spirit remains strong
June 15, 2025 at 3:36 AM
a woman says slay mamaaa in a video
ALT: a woman says slay mamaaa in a video
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May 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Westbrook and Wemby jawing back-and-forth that leads to Westbrook tapping Wemby on the head, Wemby returning the favor, and Westbrook doing a double tap return. #TeamPetty
January 4, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Sorry but why was Trump invited to Carter's funeral? He's not president yet. He's not even remotely a friend or acquaintance of Carter. He talked smack about Carter and Carter lived long enough just to vote to try & keep Trump out of office. IDC but I would be #TeamPetty and have not invited him.
January 2, 2025 at 12:40 AM
February 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
It's this kind of morning. Happy Tuesday, y'all.
February 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
And I was entertained by that more than anything else 🤣 #teampetty
February 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
#teampetty for life. —Massive Cookout Thrown In Park Where Cops Were Called On Black Family BBQ https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/cookout-after-cops-called-over-black-bbq_us_5af86368e4b00d7e4c1b9caf
Massive Cookout Thrown In Park Where Cops Were Called On ...
“How Black Oakland responds to a white lady calling the c...
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November 25, 2024 at 7:59 AM
Reading that Adele left in the middle of the speech makes me love her more. #teampetty
November 22, 2024 at 10:22 PM