I have a joke about Stack Overflow but...
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you would say it's a duplicate.
#ProgrammerJokes #TechLaughts #NerdHumor
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you would say it's a duplicate.
#ProgrammerJokes #TechLaughts #NerdHumor
November 12, 2024 at 7:00 AM
I have a joke about Stack Overflow but...
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you would say it's a duplicate.
#ProgrammerJokes #TechLaughts #NerdHumor
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you would say it's a duplicate.
#ProgrammerJokes #TechLaughts #NerdHumor
How do you tell HTML from HTML5?
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Try it out in Internet Explorer.
#ProgrammerHumor #ProgrammerJokes #TechLaughts
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Try it out in Internet Explorer.
#ProgrammerHumor #ProgrammerJokes #TechLaughts
November 26, 2024 at 7:03 AM
How do you tell HTML from HTML5?
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Try it out in Internet Explorer.
#ProgrammerHumor #ProgrammerJokes #TechLaughts
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Try it out in Internet Explorer.
#ProgrammerHumor #ProgrammerJokes #TechLaughts
What's the second best career path for a tech-savvy spider?
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Building multi-threaded applications.
#TechLaughts #ProgrammerHumor #BadJokes
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Building multi-threaded applications.
#TechLaughts #ProgrammerHumor #BadJokes
November 25, 2024 at 7:05 AM
What's the second best career path for a tech-savvy spider?
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Building multi-threaded applications.
#TechLaughts #ProgrammerHumor #BadJokes
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Building multi-threaded applications.
#TechLaughts #ProgrammerHumor #BadJokes
September 29, 2024 at 6:01 AM
I had this amazing programming joke to tell you but...
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Well, nevermind. You wouldn't git it.
#TechLaughts #GeekHumor #CodingJokes
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Well, nevermind. You wouldn't git it.
#TechLaughts #GeekHumor #CodingJokes
November 6, 2024 at 7:01 AM
I had this amazing programming joke to tell you but...
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Well, nevermind. You wouldn't git it.
#TechLaughts #GeekHumor #CodingJokes
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Well, nevermind. You wouldn't git it.
#TechLaughts #GeekHumor #CodingJokes
A guy walks into a bar and orders 1.5 root beers.
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The bartender says "That'll cost extra, it's a root beer float".
#TechLaughts #DevHumor #BadJokes
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The bartender says "That'll cost extra, it's a root beer float".
#TechLaughts #DevHumor #BadJokes
November 11, 2024 at 7:01 AM
A guy walks into a bar and orders 1.5 root beers.
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The bartender says "That'll cost extra, it's a root beer float".
#TechLaughts #DevHumor #BadJokes
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The bartender says "That'll cost extra, it's a root beer float".
#TechLaughts #DevHumor #BadJokes
Being a programmer is like being a detective in a crime movie
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where you're both the criminal and the investigator.
#TechLaughts #DevHumor #BadJokes
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where you're both the criminal and the investigator.
#TechLaughts #DevHumor #BadJokes
October 27, 2024 at 6:01 AM
Being a programmer is like being a detective in a crime movie
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where you're both the criminal and the investigator.
#TechLaughts #DevHumor #BadJokes
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where you're both the criminal and the investigator.
#TechLaughts #DevHumor #BadJokes
November 10, 2024 at 7:00 AM
What's the best cardio for programmers?
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Cycling through loops
#TechLaughts #ProgrammingJokes #TechFun
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Cycling through loops
#TechLaughts #ProgrammingJokes #TechFun
May 28, 2024 at 6:02 AM
What's the best cardio for programmers?
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Cycling through loops
#TechLaughts #ProgrammingJokes #TechFun
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Cycling through loops
#TechLaughts #ProgrammingJokes #TechFun
How do programmers celebrate birthdays?
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They throw exceptions.
#ProgrammingHumor #TechLaughts #GeekHumor
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They throw exceptions.
#ProgrammingHumor #TechLaughts #GeekHumor
April 29, 2024 at 6:02 AM
How do programmers celebrate birthdays?
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They throw exceptions.
#ProgrammingHumor #TechLaughts #GeekHumor
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They throw exceptions.
#ProgrammingHumor #TechLaughts #GeekHumor
Why was the developer calm?
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He had exception handling.
#TechLaughts #CodingJokes #DeveloperHumor
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He had exception handling.
#TechLaughts #CodingJokes #DeveloperHumor
February 27, 2024 at 7:02 AM
Why was the developer calm?
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He had exception handling.
#TechLaughts #CodingJokes #DeveloperHumor
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He had exception handling.
#TechLaughts #CodingJokes #DeveloperHumor
May 26, 2024 at 6:01 AM
Why did the programmer quit his job?
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He lost his drive.
#CodingHumor #ProgrammerJokes #TechLaughts
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He lost his drive.
#CodingHumor #ProgrammerJokes #TechLaughts
August 4, 2024 at 6:04 AM
Why did the programmer quit his job?
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He lost his drive.
#CodingHumor #ProgrammerJokes #TechLaughts
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He lost his drive.
#CodingHumor #ProgrammerJokes #TechLaughts
Why don't programmers like nature?
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There are too many bugs outside!
#TechLaughts #GeekHumor #DevHumor
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There are too many bugs outside!
#TechLaughts #GeekHumor #DevHumor
April 5, 2024 at 6:01 AM
Why don't programmers like nature?
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There are too many bugs outside!
#TechLaughts #GeekHumor #DevHumor
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There are too many bugs outside!
#TechLaughts #GeekHumor #DevHumor
Why did the function always get invited to parties?
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It was a class act.
#ProgrammerHumor #TechLaughts #NerdHumor
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It was a class act.
#ProgrammerHumor #TechLaughts #NerdHumor
November 19, 2024 at 7:02 AM
Why did the function always get invited to parties?
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It was a class act.
#ProgrammerHumor #TechLaughts #NerdHumor
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It was a class act.
#ProgrammerHumor #TechLaughts #NerdHumor
August 7, 2024 at 6:05 AM
Why was the computer late for work?
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It had a hard drive.
#ProgrammingJokes #TechLaughts #ProgrammerJokes
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It had a hard drive.
#ProgrammingJokes #TechLaughts #ProgrammerJokes
September 10, 2024 at 6:01 AM
Why was the computer late for work?
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It had a hard drive.
#ProgrammingJokes #TechLaughts #ProgrammerJokes
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It had a hard drive.
#ProgrammingJokes #TechLaughts #ProgrammerJokes
Why did the computer go to the dentist?
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To get his bluetooth checked.
#BadJokes #DeveloperHumor #TechLaughts
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To get his bluetooth checked.
#BadJokes #DeveloperHumor #TechLaughts
September 2, 2024 at 6:06 AM
Why did the computer go to the dentist?
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To get his bluetooth checked.
#BadJokes #DeveloperHumor #TechLaughts
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To get his bluetooth checked.
#BadJokes #DeveloperHumor #TechLaughts
Who the HECK wrote this awful code? *checks git*
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Oh, I am my own worst enemy.
#DevHumor #TechComedy #TechLaughts
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Oh, I am my own worst enemy.
#DevHumor #TechComedy #TechLaughts
July 8, 2024 at 6:01 AM
Who the HECK wrote this awful code? *checks git*
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Oh, I am my own worst enemy.
#DevHumor #TechComedy #TechLaughts
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Oh, I am my own worst enemy.
#DevHumor #TechComedy #TechLaughts
There are two types of devs: Those who’ve accidentally wiped a production database
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and those who are about to.
#ProgrammerHumor #CodingHumor #TechLaughts
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and those who are about to.
#ProgrammerHumor #CodingHumor #TechLaughts
October 26, 2024 at 6:01 AM
There are two types of devs: Those who’ve accidentally wiped a production database
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and those who are about to.
#ProgrammerHumor #CodingHumor #TechLaughts
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and those who are about to.
#ProgrammerHumor #CodingHumor #TechLaughts
Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”
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“Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.”
#DevJokes #TechLaughts #ProgrammingJokes
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“Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.”
#DevJokes #TechLaughts #ProgrammingJokes
May 3, 2024 at 6:00 AM
Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”
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“Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.”
#DevJokes #TechLaughts #ProgrammingJokes
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“Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.”
#DevJokes #TechLaughts #ProgrammingJokes
I'd tell you a joke about code reviews but...
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nit: first you need to rename those variables and fix your whitespace.
#CodingHumor #TechComedy #TechLaughts
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nit: first you need to rename those variables and fix your whitespace.
#CodingHumor #TechComedy #TechLaughts
September 14, 2024 at 6:01 AM
I'd tell you a joke about code reviews but...
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nit: first you need to rename those variables and fix your whitespace.
#CodingHumor #TechComedy #TechLaughts
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nit: first you need to rename those variables and fix your whitespace.
#CodingHumor #TechComedy #TechLaughts
There are 10 types of software engineers
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Those that know binary, and those that don't.
#TechLaughts #ProgrammerHumor #DeveloperHumor
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Those that know binary, and those that don't.
#TechLaughts #ProgrammerHumor #DeveloperHumor
November 13, 2024 at 7:03 AM
There are 10 types of software engineers
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Those that know binary, and those that don't.
#TechLaughts #ProgrammerHumor #DeveloperHumor
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Those that know binary, and those that don't.
#TechLaughts #ProgrammerHumor #DeveloperHumor
Writing TODO comments in your code
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just a fancy way of saying “future me’s problem.”
#TechLaughts #BadJokes #ProgrammingJokes
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just a fancy way of saying “future me’s problem.”
#TechLaughts #BadJokes #ProgrammingJokes
October 30, 2024 at 6:01 AM
Writing TODO comments in your code
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just a fancy way of saying “future me’s problem.”
#TechLaughts #BadJokes #ProgrammingJokes
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just a fancy way of saying “future me’s problem.”
#TechLaughts #BadJokes #ProgrammingJokes
How do programmers like their coffee?
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Strong, like their typing systems.
#TechComedy #TechFun #TechLaughts
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Strong, like their typing systems.
#TechComedy #TechFun #TechLaughts
October 8, 2024 at 6:01 AM
How do programmers like their coffee?
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Strong, like their typing systems.
#TechComedy #TechFun #TechLaughts
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Strong, like their typing systems.
#TechComedy #TechFun #TechLaughts