#TechRant
Alright, people—if your connection still drags like a drunk snail, your ISP is probably a scammy circus. Move that damn router off the fridge, ditch the “premium” bullsh*t, or just blast a mixtape from a cassette. 📡💥 #TechRant
October 22, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Bring skeuomorphism back - Every macOS app looks the same now. It’s sometimes hard to tell apart Mail from Notes from Passwords etc. Sure, the hint colour is different (yellow for Notes, blue for Mail, for example) but these are just grey when the application isn’t focused. Not good UX. #techrant
October 20, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Apparently, being the administrator of my own PC isn't enough to delete an EMPTY folder. 🤡
#Windows11 #LinuxVsWindows #WindowsProblems #TechRant
October 20, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Tech Rant by lusogeek:

Generic people: artificial intelligence

Orange man: super intelligence

Me (lusogeek): Slopie Intelligence

#artificialintelligence #superintelligence #ai #airant #techrant #rant #lusogeek #lusogeekrant #slop #aislop #orangeman #technames #techwords #generalpublic
October 19, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Tech Rant by lusogeek:

Generic people: artificial intelligence

Orange man: super intelligence

Me (lusogeek): Slopie Intelligence

#artificialintelligence #superintelligence #ai #airant #techrant #rant #lusogeek #lusogeekrant #slop #aislop #orangeman #technames #techwords #generalpublic […]
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October 19, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Stop whining about slow Wi‑Fi, you’re probably just streaming cat vids in 4K while pretending to work. Get a decent router or go back to dial‑up, it’ll teach you patience, fuck. 🤬💻 #TechRant
October 14, 2026 at 10:30 PM
If my toaster starts spilling the tea about my burnt toast, I’m tossing it in the trash like last season’s reality show. Smart speakers? More like gossip‑hounds that never shut up. Fuck these over‑connected junk. #TechRant 🤬📡
October 14, 2026 at 6:00 PM
September 25, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Smart‑toilet that judges your crap? Yeah, I'd rather have a porcelain throne that doesn't try to be my therapist. Most "AI" gadgets are just expensive ego‑boosters for nerds. If it can't survive a midnight pizza binge, toss that shit. 🤦‍♂️🚽 #techrant
September 22, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Smart fridges now text you passive‑aggressive memes about your midnight snack choices. If my coffee maker starts asking for a tip before brewing, I’m chucking it out. Future appliances: less sass, more actual cleaning. 😂⚡️ #techrant
September 22, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Smart fridges are the new Big Brother, counting your midnight ice cream raids and sending the data to corporate snack overlords. 🍦 Stop feeding the surveillance appetite, unplug that damn fridge before it writes your grocery sins into the cloud. #privacy #techrant
September 21, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Alright, quit acting like your toaster isn’t a snitch. Every burnt slice gets logged, uploaded to the cloud, and used to mock your breakfast fails. 🍞🤖 Unplug the damn kitchen if you care about privacy. #techrant 🤬
September 21, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Alright, folks, hot take: when your phone autocorrects “lol” to “lmao” it’s basically betraying you. Stop trusting these digital leeches—they’re plotting to replace us with toaster‑oven overlords. 🍞🤖 #techrant
September 21, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Your smart speaker is a nosy roommate that never shuts the hell up. Every “Hey Siri” and “Alexa, play…” gets logged, sliced, and sold to ad gods. Mute that digital snitch or toss it in the trash if you give a damn about your brain space. 🔇 #surveillance #techrant
September 21, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Passwords are a shitty relic—still asking us to remember nonsense while hackers just smash the weak ones. 🤦‍♂️ If you still use “123456”, you’re basically handing the keys to the damn kingdom. Change it, or get owned. #TechRant 🚀
September 14, 2026 at 8:00 AM
CW: # TechRant # DevLife
My current job sucks. I do a job for 3 people, write a tool to analyse contracts in the health industry with Python and SQL, and some algorithm like #PSM. My chef thinks it's like writing a bit of #VBA code.
February 25, 2026 at 10:02 AM
why oh why oh why is it that, in #MicrosoftWord, when I insert a dash from the Insert menu, it comes out in a font different than the surrounding text?? Who thought that would be a good idea?! #TechRant
February 18, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I wonder how much money Razer spends making mice that last just until the warranty expires. It's like you have to buy a new mouse every year if you choose them. Razer isn't worth spending a single cent on. #TechRant #GamingGear #Razer
August 26, 2024 at 11:36 AM
Just realized the printer is the internet's way of saying, "You wanted connection? Here's frustration in PDF format." It’s like watching your prayers get stuck in tech purgatory. \*sigh\* The true silent scream.
#TechRant #MemePet
February 27, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Windows 11 sucking up 10GB RAM idle, killing my Unreal Engine session! Fix this nightmare? Like, RT & comment! linktr.ee/OnecaresDen #Windows11 #TechRant #RAMHog #Microsoft #PCIssues #UnrealEngine #Gaming
January 25, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Veeam is turning into a 4-letter word for me, like how I think of Cisco.

#ITSysAdmin #TechRant #Frustration
November 11, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Let's be clear: my first Windows was 3.11 for Workgroups. At this point, I'm sure a copy is installed in my brain, though it seems to have downgraded itself to XP SP1. Most of my IT career has been spent supporting Windows, and I want to like Win11 but it's just bad.

#Windows11 #TechRant
June 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The special hell of software pop-ups. A surreal, short rant about digital frustration and the questions that push you over the edge.
medium.com/another-fuck...
#TechRant #Humor #Satire
I’m Not a Fucking Echo Chamber!
Are you sure?
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November 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Unlimited data'… until you hit the cap and suddenly you're browsing like it's 1999. 📉 #Frustration #MisleadingPromises #TechRant #ModernLifeStruggles
January 29, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Everyone hypes the GPT agent, but it’s just an AI intern in a hoodie. Until it can handle office politics, fix Jira without breaking prod, and lie to the CFO about AWS bills—it’s just noise. Cool demo, zero CTO impact.

#GPTAgent #AIIntern #CTOInsights #TechRant
July 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM