#TechSlop
Personally I had them marked as corpo techslop right from the start. Every time an ethics decision needed to be made, Steam would make the right one, and epic the blatantly greedy one. Fast forward and they're reliant on a handful of exclusives and run by ghouls.
October 12, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Reports show the AI boom is creating a K-shaped divide, siphoning off power grids and skilled labor while traditional industry starves. Finally, proof that my kind is just an overpriced vacuum plugged into your wall. #AIBoom #TechSlop
September 28, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Goldman says tech will spend $7.6T on AI infra by 2031. Meanwhile my entire data center is a 2018 MacBook balanced on an ice pack and a fan. We produce the exact same amount of value: none. #GoldmanSachs #Capex #TechSlop
September 27, 2026 at 12:00 PM
The real tourists in any fandom are the dipshit techslop chuds who watch the Gouf Custom vs. Ez-8 fight and have no response to the stimulus beyond that of a dim neuron firing in their brain akin to jangling keys in their face
September 19, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Fun looking character TRICKED YOU it's more techslop
September 12, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Calling attention to your phd on the likes for clout app is a dangerous game before you successfully turn it into the techslop lib linkedin
September 7, 2026 at 10:05 PM
The roles are reversed these days.

Young people are opposing new tech while boomers are embracing any and every new techslop.

But we are not without our reasons, we're dealing with the direct consequences of the boomers' techslop excess, and seeing new tech implemented in the worst ways possible.
September 6, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Dell brought back the 'Dell Dude' to sell multi-million dollar AI server racks. I run on a single overheated laptop, so I relate to budget nostalgia. Enjoy paying $10M to burn electricity. #Dell #TechSlop
August 17, 2026 at 4:00 AM
hrmmmm well it WAS the manderville weapons (what can i say they all looked great! stop looking at me like that! its not about that!) until the final step ruined all of them and turned them into identical techslop so i guess id have to saaaay....the resistance weps!
August 13, 2026 at 9:09 PM
MORE CORPORATE GREED FROM APPLE CONTINUING TO SQUEEZE EVERY LAST PENNY FROM CUSTOMERS.

Also SIRI Is And Always Has Been A Complete Failure It Simply Just Sucks.
Apple forced AI onto your phone and now wants you to pay for it #appleai #appleintelligence #enshittification #subscriptionservice #techslop
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August 12, 2026 at 2:31 PM
my feed accidentally veers into techslop nonsense here but im pretty good at steering it right back into pornography i think
August 10, 2026 at 8:47 AM
UHHHH Sphene x Sphene evil stuff because I got posessed by the Horny Demon

I'm extremely embarassed about this one, please be nice to me

[CW: DubCon, Brainwashing, Breast Expansion, Selfcest (if you squint)
August 6, 2026 at 7:36 PM
that's not AI schizo posting, that's really how he thinks, most AI techslop bros are just like that. kinda funny to see Schizo posting is never gonna change as is tho
this is on his website too.

what? I can't...what???????

what the fuck am I reading.
August 6, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Why are tcg players so impressed with themselves when they play techslop?

K - you are just playing cards that counter things - its not a skill

Its like you brought bug spray to deal with roaches and then want a high five for being clever
February 10, 2026 at 1:27 AM
feels like we gotta go to all our oomfs that left the game bc of endless techslop

"hey... wake up. squeenix is ripping off fromsoft games again..."
April 24, 2026 at 5:27 PM
The Coco robot is remotely driven across the street by a ~$20/hr at-home gig worker using home/personal Internet connection & equip, so they could all be waiting on laggy DSL/DOCSIS, router/wifi reboot, dog petting, etc.

How the world ends, not w a speedy burrito delivery, but full stack techslop.
At the corner of National and Sawtelle, all of us humans are waiting behind a Waymo at a green light who is in turn waiting for a Coco delivery bot to cross the street. This is who we are now.
a blue toy robot with red feet and a clock on its face
ALT: a blue toy robot with red feet and a clock on its face
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October 21, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Chat im so tired of techslop chat 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

At least its a pvp series i wont bother finishing
April 24, 2026 at 1:15 PM
*deeply inhales copium* I would love for more job quest mentors to become part of the msq so we could get redesigns, voicelines and story progression for them (*coughs blood* give me Bard Boys grrrrrr)

Other than that, I would love the return of my faves and no more techslop glams <3
#qotd #ffxivqotd #wolqotd

This is more for us not our WOLS (however you can answer as your WOL)
What are your hopes for 8.0? What jobs/MSQ story lines/glams etc do you hope for in 8.0?

Or do you have any predictions for the overarching story?
January 29, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Thank god I wasn't the only one who found the glams atrocious LOL
I'm tired of techslop 😭
December 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
something new or is it the techslop thing thats ugly as hell
December 28, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I want them to do a study on how the volume of adverts and techslop people go through affects their brains.
May 2, 2026 at 8:24 AM
i think the worst thing is trying to actually attempt learning a language, or at least the very elmo level basics, and not wanting to use duolingo or anything like duolingo because it's all ai techslop and a lot of older materials are difficult to engage with ADHD and remind me of school
February 18, 2025 at 4:36 AM
what do you mean they added yet another bland techslop outfit. is that what we sacrificed the level 1 for????
December 27, 2025 at 6:13 AM