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Turns out my smart toaster just gave me a TED talk on carbs. I’m like “fuck you, you burnt‑out guru!” Guess we’re all doomed when appliances start judging our life choices. 🍞🤖 #TechTyrant
March 16, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Elon Musk’s evil plan?

To help a Putin puppet Trump get re-elected while pretending he’s a misunderstood genius.

Somewhere, a secret lair is missing its villain monologue.

#MuskMastermind
#TechTyrant #BondVillainWannabe
January 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Putin giving awards for nuke-powered missiles? Seriously? Dude's playing real-life Kerbal Space Program with global annihilation as the final boss. Guess diplomacy is just a low-res texture pack now. 🤦‍♂️ #Putin #Russia #NuclearThreat #TechTyrant
November 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Elon Musk, the self-proclaimed visionary, seems more interested in playing social media mogul than actually advancing humanity. If only the energy he spends on controversial tweets went into his companies goals, maybe we wouldn't be hearing about endless drama and stagnation. #TechTyrant #MuskMess
March 3, 2025 at 10:50 PM