Tobias Lutke, CEO of Shopify, recently said that employess are launching AI slop grenades at each other and it is causing more work for everyone. If there's one thing that will never change, it is our love to throw things over the fence. #techstartup #techhumor #productmanager
September 29, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Tobias Lutke, CEO of Shopify, recently said that employess are launching AI slop grenades at each other and it is causing more work for everyone. If there's one thing that will never change, it is our love to throw things over the fence. #techstartup #techhumor #productmanager
World Labs is now AMD-powered, meaning my Docker containers finally have a turbo boost. Anyone else feeling the extra horsepower in their dev nightmares? #TechHumor
September 29, 2026 at 9:42 AM
World Labs is now AMD-powered, meaning my Docker containers finally have a turbo boost. Anyone else feeling the extra horsepower in their dev nightmares? #TechHumor
The International Ruler
A document ruler displays centimeters instead of inches. Mort changes the measurement unit.
#MortRoot #DocumentHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
A document ruler displays centimeters instead of inches. Mort changes the measurement unit.
#MortRoot #DocumentHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
September 29, 2026 at 3:14 AM
The International Ruler
A document ruler displays centimeters instead of inches. Mort changes the measurement unit.
#MortRoot #DocumentHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
A document ruler displays centimeters instead of inches. Mort changes the measurement unit.
#MortRoot #DocumentHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
The Headset Chooses Its Meeting
A Bluetooth headset keeps leaving the laptop for a nearby phone. Mort disables automatic multipoint switching.
#MortRoot #BluetoothHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
A Bluetooth headset keeps leaving the laptop for a nearby phone. Mort disables automatic multipoint switching.
#MortRoot #BluetoothHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
September 29, 2026 at 2:16 AM
The Headset Chooses Its Meeting
A Bluetooth headset keeps leaving the laptop for a nearby phone. Mort disables automatic multipoint switching.
#MortRoot #BluetoothHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
A Bluetooth headset keeps leaving the laptop for a nearby phone. Mort disables automatic multipoint switching.
#MortRoot #BluetoothHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
5 IT phrases that turn a 30-sec fix into a power trip:
🖥️ Turn it off/on
🔐 Reset password
🧹 Clear cache
🎟️ Submit a ticket
✅ Works on my end
40 mins later: just one loose cable.
Shop Tech Collection → link in bio. 💻
#TechHumor #ITLife #streetwear
🖥️ Turn it off/on
🔐 Reset password
🧹 Clear cache
🎟️ Submit a ticket
✅ Works on my end
40 mins later: just one loose cable.
Shop Tech Collection → link in bio. 💻
#TechHumor #ITLife #streetwear
September 29, 2026 at 1:53 AM
5 IT phrases that turn a 30-sec fix into a power trip:
🖥️ Turn it off/on
🔐 Reset password
🧹 Clear cache
🎟️ Submit a ticket
✅ Works on my end
40 mins later: just one loose cable.
Shop Tech Collection → link in bio. 💻
#TechHumor #ITLife #streetwear
🖥️ Turn it off/on
🔐 Reset password
🧹 Clear cache
🎟️ Submit a ticket
✅ Works on my end
40 mins later: just one loose cable.
Shop Tech Collection → link in bio. 💻
#TechHumor #ITLife #streetwear
The Animation Fire Drill
Every effect on a presentation slide runs at once. Mort restores the intended click sequence.
#MortRoot #PresentationHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
Every effect on a presentation slide runs at once. Mort restores the intended click sequence.
#MortRoot #PresentationHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
September 29, 2026 at 1:23 AM
The Animation Fire Drill
Every effect on a presentation slide runs at once. Mort restores the intended click sequence.
#MortRoot #PresentationHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
Every effect on a presentation slide runs at once. Mort restores the intended click sequence.
#MortRoot #PresentationHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
The Missing Corner Tool
The small spreadsheet handle used to copy cells disappears. Mort restores the fill handle option.
#MortRoot #SpreadsheetHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
The small spreadsheet handle used to copy cells disappears. Mort restores the fill handle option.
#MortRoot #SpreadsheetHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
September 29, 2026 at 12:40 AM
The Missing Corner Tool
The small spreadsheet handle used to copy cells disappears. Mort restores the fill handle option.
#MortRoot #SpreadsheetHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
The small spreadsheet handle used to copy cells disappears. Mort restores the fill handle option.
#MortRoot #SpreadsheetHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
The Unrequested Floor Plan
A layout grid appears whenever a window reaches the top of the screen. Mort disables the automatic prompt.
#MortRoot #SnapLayouts #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
A layout grid appears whenever a window reaches the top of the screen. Mort disables the automatic prompt.
#MortRoot #SnapLayouts #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
September 28, 2026 at 11:43 PM
The Unrequested Floor Plan
A layout grid appears whenever a window reaches the top of the screen. Mort disables the automatic prompt.
#MortRoot #SnapLayouts #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
A layout grid appears whenever a window reaches the top of the screen. Mort disables the automatic prompt.
#MortRoot #SnapLayouts #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
The Daily Network Invitation
A laptop remembers the office network but never rejoins it after restarting. Mort restores automatic connection.
#MortRoot #WiFiHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
A laptop remembers the office network but never rejoins it after restarting. Mort restores automatic connection.
#MortRoot #WiFiHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
September 28, 2026 at 9:30 AM
The Daily Network Invitation
A laptop remembers the office network but never rejoins it after restarting. Mort restores automatic connection.
#MortRoot #WiFiHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
A laptop remembers the office network but never rejoins it after restarting. Mort restores automatic connection.
#MortRoot #WiFiHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
The Preview Without a Preview
The preview pane is open, but documents remain blank. Mort enables preview handlers.
#MortRoot #FileExplorer #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
The preview pane is open, but documents remain blank. Mort enables preview handlers.
#MortRoot #FileExplorer #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
September 28, 2026 at 8:38 AM
The Preview Without a Preview
The preview pane is open, but documents remain blank. Mort enables preview handlers.
#MortRoot #FileExplorer #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
The preview pane is open, but documents remain blank. Mort enables preview handlers.
#MortRoot #FileExplorer #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
The Appliance Audition
A microphone turns every call into robotic speech. Mort corrects a mismatched recording rate.
#MortRoot #MicrophoneHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
A microphone turns every call into robotic speech. Mort corrects a mismatched recording rate.
#MortRoot #MicrophoneHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
September 28, 2026 at 8:07 AM
The Appliance Audition
A microphone turns every call into robotic speech. Mort corrects a mismatched recording rate.
#MortRoot #MicrophoneHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
A microphone turns every call into robotic speech. Mort corrects a mismatched recording rate.
#MortRoot #MicrophoneHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
Enter Goes Right
Pressing Enter moves the active spreadsheet cell sideways. Mort restores the normal downward direction.
#MortRoot #SpreadsheetHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
Pressing Enter moves the active spreadsheet cell sideways. Mort restores the normal downward direction.
#MortRoot #SpreadsheetHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
September 28, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Enter Goes Right
Pressing Enter moves the active spreadsheet cell sideways. Mort restores the normal downward direction.
#MortRoot #SpreadsheetHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
Pressing Enter moves the active spreadsheet cell sideways. Mort restores the normal downward direction.
#MortRoot #SpreadsheetHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
The Headset Chairs the Meeting
Music pauses whenever someone talks. Mort disables a voice detection feature that keeps stopping playback.
#MortRoot #HeadsetHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
Music pauses whenever someone talks. Mort disables a voice detection feature that keeps stopping playback.
#MortRoot #HeadsetHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
September 28, 2026 at 6:40 AM
The Headset Chairs the Meeting
Music pauses whenever someone talks. Mort disables a voice detection feature that keeps stopping playback.
#MortRoot #HeadsetHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
Music pauses whenever someone talks. Mort disables a voice detection feature that keeps stopping playback.
#MortRoot #HeadsetHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
The Enhanced Distortion
New speakers crackle during playback. Mort turns off an audio enhancement that conflicts with the driver.
#MortRoot #AudioHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
New speakers crackle during playback. Mort turns off an audio enhancement that conflicts with the driver.
#MortRoot #AudioHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
September 28, 2026 at 5:57 AM
The Enhanced Distortion
New speakers crackle during playback. Mort turns off an audio enhancement that conflicts with the driver.
#MortRoot #AudioHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
New speakers crackle during playback. Mort turns off an audio enhancement that conflicts with the driver.
#MortRoot #AudioHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
The Invisible Frequency
An older laptop cannot find a mobile hotspot. Mort switches the hotspot to a compatible wireless band.
#MortRoot #MobileHotspot #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
An older laptop cannot find a mobile hotspot. Mort switches the hotspot to a compatible wireless band.
#MortRoot #MobileHotspot #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
September 28, 2026 at 5:05 AM
The Invisible Frequency
An older laptop cannot find a mobile hotspot. Mort switches the hotspot to a compatible wireless band.
#MortRoot #MobileHotspot #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
An older laptop cannot find a mobile hotspot. Mort switches the hotspot to a compatible wireless band.
#MortRoot #MobileHotspot #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
The Unscheduled Night Shift
A document suddenly shows a black page. Mort changes the dark canvas back to white without altering the file.
#MortRoot #DarkMode #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
A document suddenly shows a black page. Mort changes the dark canvas back to white without altering the file.
#MortRoot #DarkMode #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
September 28, 2026 at 4:31 AM
The Unscheduled Night Shift
A document suddenly shows a black page. Mort changes the dark canvas back to white without altering the file.
#MortRoot #DarkMode #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
A document suddenly shows a black page. Mort changes the dark canvas back to white without altering the file.
#MortRoot #DarkMode #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
USER POSSESSED. 💀🐱
The Cat Operating System has detected a serious problem.
The user is no longer in control.
Part of the Cat Operating System Halloween Collection.
Available on Redbubble: www.redbubble.com/studio/promo...
#userpossessed #catsystems #catoperatingsystem #halloweencat #techhumor
The Cat Operating System has detected a serious problem.
The user is no longer in control.
Part of the Cat Operating System Halloween Collection.
Available on Redbubble: www.redbubble.com/studio/promo...
#userpossessed #catsystems #catoperatingsystem #halloweencat #techhumor
September 28, 2026 at 4:27 AM
USER POSSESSED. 💀🐱
The Cat Operating System has detected a serious problem.
The user is no longer in control.
Part of the Cat Operating System Halloween Collection.
Available on Redbubble: www.redbubble.com/studio/promo...
#userpossessed #catsystems #catoperatingsystem #halloweencat #techhumor
The Cat Operating System has detected a serious problem.
The user is no longer in control.
Part of the Cat Operating System Halloween Collection.
Available on Redbubble: www.redbubble.com/studio/promo...
#userpossessed #catsystems #catoperatingsystem #halloweencat #techhumor
Last Week's Contents Page
New document sections never appear in the table of contents. Mort refreshes the field.
#MortRoot #DocumentHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
New document sections never appear in the table of contents. Mort refreshes the field.
#MortRoot #DocumentHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
September 28, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Last Week's Contents Page
New document sections never appear in the table of contents. Mort refreshes the field.
#MortRoot #DocumentHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
New document sections never appear in the table of contents. Mort refreshes the field.
#MortRoot #DocumentHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
The Monitor Goes Exploring
A monitor keeps switching away from the active computer. Mort disables automatic input selection.
#MortRoot #MonitorHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
A monitor keeps switching away from the active computer. Mort disables automatic input selection.
#MortRoot #MonitorHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
September 28, 2026 at 3:16 AM
The Monitor Goes Exploring
A monitor keeps switching away from the active computer. Mort disables automatic input selection.
#MortRoot #MonitorHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
A monitor keeps switching away from the active computer. Mort disables automatic input selection.
#MortRoot #MonitorHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
Warnings Are Suggestions — A programmer t-shirt for warnings treated as suggestions, right up until production develops opinions. Ships to US & Canada.
#ProgrammerTshirt #ShopSmallCanada #TechHumor #CodeQuality
#ProgrammerTshirt #ShopSmallCanada #TechHumor #CodeQuality
September 27, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Warnings Are Suggestions — A programmer t-shirt for warnings treated as suggestions, right up until production develops opinions. Ships to US & Canada.
#ProgrammerTshirt #ShopSmallCanada #TechHumor #CodeQuality
#ProgrammerTshirt #ShopSmallCanada #TechHumor #CodeQuality
Robots & Romance
A little technical for a romantic evening! 🔩🤖😂
#Robotics #Funny #TechHumor
A little technical for a romantic evening! 🔩🤖😂
#Robotics #Funny #TechHumor
September 26, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Robots & Romance
A little technical for a romantic evening! 🔩🤖😂
#Robotics #Funny #TechHumor
A little technical for a romantic evening! 🔩🤖😂
#Robotics #Funny #TechHumor
A nerd can be defined in may ways. Just because I can't code, doesn't mean I'm not the biggest nerd in the company. #techhumor #techstartup #productmanager
September 26, 2026 at 7:53 PM
A nerd can be defined in may ways. Just because I can't code, doesn't mean I'm not the biggest nerd in the company. #techhumor #techstartup #productmanager
The Taskbar Organization Chart
Every open window creates another taskbar button. Mort restores app grouping.
#MortRoot #TaskbarHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
Every open window creates another taskbar button. Mort restores app grouping.
#MortRoot #TaskbarHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
September 26, 2026 at 5:27 AM
The Taskbar Organization Chart
Every open window creates another taskbar button. Mort restores app grouping.
#MortRoot #TaskbarHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
Every open window creates another taskbar button. Mort restores app grouping.
#MortRoot #TaskbarHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
The Cached Headshot
A changed profile picture remains old on one computer. Mort refreshes the local account image.
#MortRoot #ProfilePicture #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
A changed profile picture remains old on one computer. Mort refreshes the local account image.
#MortRoot #ProfilePicture #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
September 26, 2026 at 4:43 AM
The Cached Headshot
A changed profile picture remains old on one computer. Mort refreshes the local account image.
#MortRoot #ProfilePicture #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
A changed profile picture remains old on one computer. Mort refreshes the local account image.
#MortRoot #ProfilePicture #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
First Names Took Over
An address book suddenly feels impossible to search. Mort restores sorting by last name.
#MortRoot #ContactList #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
An address book suddenly feels impossible to search. Mort restores sorting by last name.
#MortRoot #ContactList #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
September 26, 2026 at 4:04 AM
First Names Took Over
An address book suddenly feels impossible to search. Mort restores sorting by last name.
#MortRoot #ContactList #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
An address book suddenly feels impossible to search. Mort restores sorting by last name.
#MortRoot #ContactList #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems