Technically, they’re Remains now.
June 24, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Technically, they’re Remains now.
technically it's a polyghoul
May 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
technically it's a polyghoul
“Is it technically fascism?” “Is it technically rape?” “Is it technically genocide?” Remarkable the smug ease with which so many people have replaced moral inquiries with semantic ones.
March 31, 2024 at 7:22 PM
“Is it technically fascism?” “Is it technically rape?” “Is it technically genocide?” Remarkable the smug ease with which so many people have replaced moral inquiries with semantic ones.
tech bro is short for technically broken
April 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
tech bro is short for technically broken
Umm technically he’s called Netanyahu’s Monster
John Fetterman has released a picture showing the injuries he sustained after falling on his face:
November 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Umm technically he’s called Netanyahu’s Monster
Technically
WELKER: Do you think Trump violated the law?
LINDSEY GRAHAM: Well, technically, yeah
LINDSEY GRAHAM: Well, technically, yeah
January 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Technically
Technically Correct #theowlhouse #toh
April 20, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Technically Correct #theowlhouse #toh
Technically this is a dinosaur
September 28, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Technically this is a dinosaur
Well, I mean, technically it *is* doing numbers.
April 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Well, I mean, technically it *is* doing numbers.
SARAH PALIN: "There are going to be death panels!"
RFK JR: "Technically, it's just me."
RFK JR: "Technically, it's just me."
August 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
SARAH PALIN: "There are going to be death panels!"
RFK JR: "Technically, it's just me."
RFK JR: "Technically, it's just me."
Trump 2028: Technically It’s Ephebophila
Fox News regular Clay Travis suggests Jeffrey Epstein's actions: "would've actually been legal." In some jurisdictions because his victims were teenagers, "not 9 and 10-year-old girls"
July 10, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Trump 2028: Technically It’s Ephebophila
Uh. So ICE just technically tried to invade Ecuador. Cool new international incident dropping.
1/27/2026 - Minneapolis
ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone
They did not have a warrant
ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone
They did not have a warrant
January 27, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Uh. So ICE just technically tried to invade Ecuador. Cool new international incident dropping.
(He's technically correct though)
December 28, 2025 at 6:11 AM
(He's technically correct though)
technically not oyakodon
March 31, 2026 at 6:13 PM
technically not oyakodon
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Technically, RFK Jr's first job was being a Kennedy.
September 2, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Technically, RFK Jr's first job was being a Kennedy.
Threesome - technically
November 27, 2024 at 8:37 AM
Threesome - technically
I technically count as a thing
There's a line of toys called "butts on things" and I feel like @littlekuriboh.bsky.social needs to be aware of it
September 30, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I technically count as a thing
From “technically it isn’t fascism” to “technically it wasn’t an insurrection” to “technically it’s not a genocide,” our intellectuals are really making a bold show of their commitment to sophistry and semantics above any meaningful confrontation with the realities of their time.
January 13, 2024 at 10:10 PM
From “technically it isn’t fascism” to “technically it wasn’t an insurrection” to “technically it’s not a genocide,” our intellectuals are really making a bold show of their commitment to sophistry and semantics above any meaningful confrontation with the realities of their time.
Technically Woman Gentrifying Land Of Potawatomi People
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February 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Technically Woman Gentrifying Land Of Potawatomi People
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WELKER: Do you think Trump violated the law?
LINDSEY GRAHAM: Well, technically, yeah
LINDSEY GRAHAM: Well, technically, yeah
January 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
WELKER: Do you think Trump violated the law?
LINDSEY GRAHAM: Well, technically, yeah
LINDSEY GRAHAM: Well, technically, yeah
Him: Technically the piano is a percussion instrument.
Me: Technically the piano is a murder weapon. Just ask Wile E. Coyote.
Me: Technically the piano is a murder weapon. Just ask Wile E. Coyote.
June 7, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Him: Technically the piano is a percussion instrument.
Me: Technically the piano is a murder weapon. Just ask Wile E. Coyote.
Me: Technically the piano is a murder weapon. Just ask Wile E. Coyote.
Its technically a cat comic
January 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Its technically a cat comic