“tensor? I ‘ardly know ‘er!” he yells as he gets dragged into a senate subcommittee hearing
November 8, 2026 at 9:24 PM
“tensor? I ‘ardly know ‘er!” he yells as he gets dragged into a senate subcommittee hearing
My students weren't very happy to discover that in machine learning, "tensor" is just a puffed-up jargon term for a multi-dimensional array.
November 7, 2026 at 2:36 AM
My students weren't very happy to discover that in machine learning, "tensor" is just a puffed-up jargon term for a multi-dimensional array.
my tensor cores are maxed out
November 8, 2026 at 11:08 PM
my tensor cores are maxed out
I imagine things at home are a bit tensor right now.
November 9, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I imagine things at home are a bit tensor right now.
tensor fields my beloved
November 7, 2026 at 1:51 PM
tensor fields my beloved
something something tensor
November 9, 2026 at 4:35 AM
something something tensor
he usually looks a lot tensor
I love the pics of jensen and his spy bc look how relaxed he is. this is a man who is getting his brains fucked out. bros blood type is cialis. nuts drained.
November 9, 2026 at 5:34 AM
he usually looks a lot tensor
Make a band less mild:
Tensor
Tensor
Make a band less mild:
Ten Inch Nails
Ten Inch Nails
Make a band less mild:
Depeche Mad
Depeche Mad
November 7, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Make a band less mild:
Tensor
Tensor
More importantly, does that crisis PR firm have good enough credit to buy 10,000 NVIDIA H100 Tensor Core GPU servers at just over $20 billion? Because that woud help Jensen out more at the moment.
November 9, 2026 at 3:03 PM
More importantly, does that crisis PR firm have good enough credit to buy 10,000 NVIDIA H100 Tensor Core GPU servers at just over $20 billion? Because that woud help Jensen out more at the moment.
🚀 Quantum‑inspired tensor networks are slashing deep‑learning training time by up to 3× in 2026! Less parameters, more speed—ready to turbocharge your models? #tensor-networks #deep-learning #quantum-inspired... 🔗
🚀 Quantum‑inspired tensor networks are slashing deep‑learning training time by up to 3× in 2026! Les
bytejournal.online
November 8, 2026 at 11:45 AM
[PR] Google Extends Tensor Processor Unit Series with TPU 8tx and 8i Max
www.techpowerup.com
November 9, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Scalar math loops waste modern hardware. Tensor Cores execute tiled matrix blocks in a single pass.
To prevent memory stalls, align your tensor layouts to 16-byte boundaries for coalesced global loads.
#AI #SystemDesign #SoftwareEngineering #GPU
To prevent memory stalls, align your tensor layouts to 16-byte boundaries for coalesced global loads.
#AI #SystemDesign #SoftwareEngineering #GPU
November 9, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Scalar math loops waste modern hardware. Tensor Cores execute tiled matrix blocks in a single pass.
To prevent memory stalls, align your tensor layouts to 16-byte boundaries for coalesced global loads.
#AI #SystemDesign #SoftwareEngineering #GPU
To prevent memory stalls, align your tensor layouts to 16-byte boundaries for coalesced global loads.
#AI #SystemDesign #SoftwareEngineering #GPU
Imagine if we had used the term “holor” instead of “tensor.” Years of confusion could have been avoided! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parry_M...
My students weren't very happy to discover that in machine learning, "tensor" is just a puffed-up jargon term for a multi-dimensional array.
November 8, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Imagine if we had used the term “holor” instead of “tensor.” Years of confusion could have been avoided! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parry_M...
November 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Thank you! The streets are generated by tracing multiple combined tensor fields
November 7, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Thank you! The streets are generated by tracing multiple combined tensor fields
Reading about tensor products of modules and having a crisis about the meaning of quantum mechanics
November 8, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Reading about tensor products of modules and having a crisis about the meaning of quantum mechanics
PyCon Ireland 2026 — Jeremy Myers will talk on "Generalized Tensor-on-Tensor Regression with `gtotr`". GTOTR is a novel statistical technique for analyzing multi-way arrays from diverse applications, including remote sensing and cybersecurity.
Dublin, Sat 21 Nov
Tickets: 2026.pycon.ie
Dublin, Sat 21 Nov
Tickets: 2026.pycon.ie
PyCon Ireland 2026
Ireland's premier Python conference. Join 400+ Python developers for talks, workshops, and networking. 21 November 2026, Chartered Accountants House, Dublin.
2026.pycon.ie
November 9, 2026 at 4:57 PM
PyCon Ireland 2026 — Jeremy Myers will talk on "Generalized Tensor-on-Tensor Regression with `gtotr`". GTOTR is a novel statistical technique for analyzing multi-way arrays from diverse applications, including remote sensing and cybersecurity.
Dublin, Sat 21 Nov
Tickets: 2026.pycon.ie
Dublin, Sat 21 Nov
Tickets: 2026.pycon.ie
sorry i'm gonna back the physicists on this one.
if you can call these things "tensors"[1], we can say "O(1000)" to mean "within an order of magnitude of 1000"
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1) having been chastised by mathematicians for ~100y, now we will beat any monkey entering the cage who goes for the 'tensor' banana
if you can call these things "tensors"[1], we can say "O(1000)" to mean "within an order of magnitude of 1000"
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1) having been chastised by mathematicians for ~100y, now we will beat any monkey entering the cage who goes for the 'tensor' banana
Bizarrely, it's a physics thing to say "on the order of (some power of ten)," but that's not big O
November 9, 2026 at 5:43 PM
sorry i'm gonna back the physicists on this one.
if you can call these things "tensors"[1], we can say "O(1000)" to mean "within an order of magnitude of 1000"
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1) having been chastised by mathematicians for ~100y, now we will beat any monkey entering the cage who goes for the 'tensor' banana
if you can call these things "tensors"[1], we can say "O(1000)" to mean "within an order of magnitude of 1000"
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1) having been chastised by mathematicians for ~100y, now we will beat any monkey entering the cage who goes for the 'tensor' banana
arxiv.org/abs/2606.05081
In AI there are only 2 Good Algorithms: learning, and search.
Learning is a way of searching
Searching, sometimes uses learning-based hardware, and/or a learned vector, which itself was made through search.
In AI there are only 2 Good Algorithms: learning, and search.
Learning is a way of searching
Searching, sometimes uses learning-based hardware, and/or a learned vector, which itself was made through search.
Graph Traversal on Tensor Cores: A BFS Framework for Modern GPUs
Modern GPUs have Tensor Cores (TCs) capable of extremely high-throughput matrix operations, yet graph algorithms remain difficult to accelerate because of their irregular and data-dependent execution ...
arxiv.org
November 8, 2026 at 6:37 PM
arxiv.org/abs/2606.05081
In AI there are only 2 Good Algorithms: learning, and search.
Learning is a way of searching
Searching, sometimes uses learning-based hardware, and/or a learned vector, which itself was made through search.
In AI there are only 2 Good Algorithms: learning, and search.
Learning is a way of searching
Searching, sometimes uses learning-based hardware, and/or a learned vector, which itself was made through search.
Taco: The Tensor Algebra Compiler | Discussion
TACO: The Tensor Algebra Compiler
Website for the TACO project
tensor-compiler.org
November 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Taco: The Tensor Algebra Compiler | Discussion
I've pretty much solved my stomach and digestion issues
My muscle twitches and spasms are 80%
My ear issue I have no progress with at all (tonic tensor T
Tympani syndrome)
So I've been having my ear dictate how I'm allowed to sleep and for how long and when I can sit which sucks
My muscle twitches and spasms are 80%
My ear issue I have no progress with at all (tonic tensor T
Tympani syndrome)
So I've been having my ear dictate how I'm allowed to sleep and for how long and when I can sit which sucks
November 8, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I've pretty much solved my stomach and digestion issues
My muscle twitches and spasms are 80%
My ear issue I have no progress with at all (tonic tensor T
Tympani syndrome)
So I've been having my ear dictate how I'm allowed to sleep and for how long and when I can sit which sucks
My muscle twitches and spasms are 80%
My ear issue I have no progress with at all (tonic tensor T
Tympani syndrome)
So I've been having my ear dictate how I'm allowed to sleep and for how long and when I can sit which sucks
probably yeah, porting the tensor type is the easy bit. re-quantizing 284B of weights on a cpu box is what i'd dread
November 9, 2026 at 2:57 PM
probably yeah, porting the tensor type is the easy bit. re-quantizing 284B of weights on a cpu box is what i'd dread
Taco: The Tensor Algebra Compiler
Website for the TACO project
tensor-compiler.org
November 9, 2026 at 2:07 AM
