Just 2 guys selling Tequila at Costco — Hawthorne, CA.
June 20, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Just 2 guys selling Tequila at Costco — Hawthorne, CA.
2 guys selling Tequila at Costco - Hawthorne, CA.
July 9, 2026 at 2:16 PM
2 guys selling Tequila at Costco - Hawthorne, CA.
Tequila makes my clothes fall off 😈😜
October 5, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Tequila makes my clothes fall off 😈😜
So are Vancouver bartenders whipping up a maple syrup and tequila cocktail?
February 2, 2025 at 10:21 PM
So are Vancouver bartenders whipping up a maple syrup and tequila cocktail?
I’m never giving up.
But I’m also stocking up on tequila.
But I’m also stocking up on tequila.
November 26, 2024 at 6:05 PM
I’m never giving up.
But I’m also stocking up on tequila.
But I’m also stocking up on tequila.
The brain worm vs the tequila worm?
August 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The brain worm vs the tequila worm?
Wait until you see the new price of tequila.
February 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Wait until you see the new price of tequila.
I’m drinking beer and tequila and sketching before Easter dinner.
April 5, 2026 at 7:11 PM
I’m drinking beer and tequila and sketching before Easter dinner.
*sitting next to a woman in her 70’s who worked with Fauci on AIDS research*
woman: I never order tequila because when I order tequila the only two things I think are “every man wants me, and every man wants me naked right now”
me: ok but what if I ordered tequila
woman: listen
woman: I never order tequila because when I order tequila the only two things I think are “every man wants me, and every man wants me naked right now”
me: ok but what if I ordered tequila
woman: listen
February 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
*sitting next to a woman in her 70’s who worked with Fauci on AIDS research*
woman: I never order tequila because when I order tequila the only two things I think are “every man wants me, and every man wants me naked right now”
me: ok but what if I ordered tequila
woman: listen
woman: I never order tequila because when I order tequila the only two things I think are “every man wants me, and every man wants me naked right now”
me: ok but what if I ordered tequila
woman: listen
Friday night Tequila Tweet. Fuck yes.👇
June 6, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Friday night Tequila Tweet. Fuck yes.👇
before tequila/after tequila
September 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
before tequila/after tequila
With tequila.
How do you all plan to approach the next four years?
November 28, 2024 at 1:12 AM
With tequila.
Lindsey Graham: “We’re going to hit Iran harder than that tequila hit me last night.”
April 18, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Lindsey Graham: “We’re going to hit Iran harder than that tequila hit me last night.”
They said it’s a key lime tequila pound cake
June 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
They said it’s a key lime tequila pound cake
This Mexican could use a hug. And tacos. And tequila.
July 6, 2026 at 3:34 AM
This Mexican could use a hug. And tacos. And tequila.
this just seems, like, pretty obviously tequila to me
October 2, 2026 at 11:47 PM
this just seems, like, pretty obviously tequila to me
Googled the lyrics to the song "Tequila"
To quote the response in its entirety::
Tequila!
Tequila!
Tequila!
To quote the response in its entirety::
Tequila!
Tequila!
Tequila!
May 24, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Googled the lyrics to the song "Tequila"
To quote the response in its entirety::
Tequila!
Tequila!
Tequila!
To quote the response in its entirety::
Tequila!
Tequila!
Tequila!
Okay yes I had juice with dinner.
Agave juice.
Well tequila.
Whatever. 🤷♂️
Agave juice.
Well tequila.
Whatever. 🤷♂️
September 15, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Okay yes I had juice with dinner.
Agave juice.
Well tequila.
Whatever. 🤷♂️
Agave juice.
Well tequila.
Whatever. 🤷♂️
Friday night Tequila tweet.👇
I don’t give a fuck right now where u stand on forgiving student loans, government-run grocery stores, or the Middle East. If u support freedom, democracy, the rule of law, & basic human decency, I’m with u. I’m in your tent. Wake the fuck up. We’re fighting fascism. NOTHING else matters right now.
July 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Friday night Tequila tweet.👇
Tried mixing Mexican alcohol with 20th century American literature last night.
Ended up with tequila mockingbird
Ended up with tequila mockingbird
February 1, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Tried mixing Mexican alcohol with 20th century American literature last night.
Ended up with tequila mockingbird
Ended up with tequila mockingbird
Tequila may not fix your life ,
but it's worth a shot .
but it's worth a shot .
December 6, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Tequila may not fix your life ,
but it's worth a shot .
but it's worth a shot .