"Teslabot report: "put user to bed" 50% successful"
October 27, 2024 at 3:47 PM
"Teslabot report: "put user to bed" 50% successful"
🚨 BREAKING: MUSK'S TESLABOT TURNED ORANGE
🔥 2 Just Stop Oil supporters have poured orange liquid latex over an Optimus robot in Westfield.
➡️ Shut down the fascists. Sign up to take action: juststopoil.org/spring-2025
Footage: Jamie Lowe
🔥 2 Just Stop Oil supporters have poured orange liquid latex over an Optimus robot in Westfield.
➡️ Shut down the fascists. Sign up to take action: juststopoil.org/spring-2025
Footage: Jamie Lowe
March 12, 2025 at 11:57 AM
🚨 BREAKING: MUSK'S TESLABOT TURNED ORANGE
🔥 2 Just Stop Oil supporters have poured orange liquid latex over an Optimus robot in Westfield.
➡️ Shut down the fascists. Sign up to take action: juststopoil.org/spring-2025
Footage: Jamie Lowe
🔥 2 Just Stop Oil supporters have poured orange liquid latex over an Optimus robot in Westfield.
➡️ Shut down the fascists. Sign up to take action: juststopoil.org/spring-2025
Footage: Jamie Lowe
Neuralink. SolarCity. Cybertruck. Teslabot. Hyperloop. Starlink.
Elon Musk trying to complete projects:
Elon Musk trying to complete projects:
May 6, 2023 at 7:06 PM
Neuralink. SolarCity. Cybertruck. Teslabot. Hyperloop. Starlink.
Elon Musk trying to complete projects:
Elon Musk trying to complete projects:
still too cheap if you consider putting a teslabot on every planet in the galaxy
December 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
still too cheap if you consider putting a teslabot on every planet in the galaxy
It doesn't make sense, does no one have faith in the TeslaBot?!?
March 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
It doesn't make sense, does no one have faith in the TeslaBot?!?
los jóvenes de ahora cuando sean viejos: los jóvenes quieren todo regalado en mi época la cosa era distinta 1xbet no pagaba tanto había que vender cientos de fotopatas al mes ahora quieren hacerse ricas con un par se terminó la cultura del esfuerzo acaso?? teslabot me estás escuchando????
December 18, 2024 at 11:44 PM
los jóvenes de ahora cuando sean viejos: los jóvenes quieren todo regalado en mi época la cosa era distinta 1xbet no pagaba tanto había que vender cientos de fotopatas al mes ahora quieren hacerse ricas con un par se terminó la cultura del esfuerzo acaso?? teslabot me estás escuchando????
Teslabot just looks a bit creepy to me…
October 27, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Teslabot just looks a bit creepy to me…
Hello, my name is Optimus and I will be your Teslabot for the evening.
Would you care for some refreshment while I am undressing you with my eyes... and x-ray vision... and uploading it to our secure servers orbiting the moon Phobos?
Please fill out this survey to let us know how I'm doing.
Would you care for some refreshment while I am undressing you with my eyes... and x-ray vision... and uploading it to our secure servers orbiting the moon Phobos?
Please fill out this survey to let us know how I'm doing.
February 3, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Hello, my name is Optimus and I will be your Teslabot for the evening.
Would you care for some refreshment while I am undressing you with my eyes... and x-ray vision... and uploading it to our secure servers orbiting the moon Phobos?
Please fill out this survey to let us know how I'm doing.
Would you care for some refreshment while I am undressing you with my eyes... and x-ray vision... and uploading it to our secure servers orbiting the moon Phobos?
Please fill out this survey to let us know how I'm doing.
As sales erode, Tesla must decide how it will deal with production overcapacity. Some options:
- Move Fremont capacity to Texas
- Launch a new Roadster
- Shift capacity to TeslaBot production
- Defiantly announce more gigafactories
Here's a brief look at Tesla plant utilization.
- Move Fremont capacity to Texas
- Launch a new Roadster
- Shift capacity to TeslaBot production
- Defiantly announce more gigafactories
Here's a brief look at Tesla plant utilization.
January 3, 2026 at 5:52 PM
As sales erode, Tesla must decide how it will deal with production overcapacity. Some options:
- Move Fremont capacity to Texas
- Launch a new Roadster
- Shift capacity to TeslaBot production
- Defiantly announce more gigafactories
Here's a brief look at Tesla plant utilization.
- Move Fremont capacity to Texas
- Launch a new Roadster
- Shift capacity to TeslaBot production
- Defiantly announce more gigafactories
Here's a brief look at Tesla plant utilization.
The Brainless Quarter-Wit: "Ooo, the Teslabot looks so cool with TRON colors!"
The enlightened wizard: "Black and red is the color scheme for the villain programs, naturally Musk, the dullest edgelord in the high school, would put it on his failure of a product"
The enlightened wizard: "Black and red is the color scheme for the villain programs, naturally Musk, the dullest edgelord in the high school, would put it on his failure of a product"
October 8, 2025 at 12:51 PM
The Brainless Quarter-Wit: "Ooo, the Teslabot looks so cool with TRON colors!"
The enlightened wizard: "Black and red is the color scheme for the villain programs, naturally Musk, the dullest edgelord in the high school, would put it on his failure of a product"
The enlightened wizard: "Black and red is the color scheme for the villain programs, naturally Musk, the dullest edgelord in the high school, would put it on his failure of a product"
to who? a teslabot?
October 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
to who? a teslabot?
Next step is buying a Teslabot so I can outsource hugs.
April 30, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Next step is buying a Teslabot so I can outsource hugs.
And no I’m staking my ground you can be gay trans or whatever but you are my child you can’t fucking marry a Teslabot I won’t allow it
February 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
And no I’m staking my ground you can be gay trans or whatever but you are my child you can’t fucking marry a Teslabot I won’t allow it
Ded. Replaced by teslabot
September 1, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Ded. Replaced by teslabot
That's what teslabot is for
December 31, 2025 at 6:24 PM
That's what teslabot is for
April 30, 2025 at 9:30 AM
please can some unhinged furry engineer make teslabot knockoffs that look like this🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
October 8, 2025 at 9:56 AM
please can some unhinged furry engineer make teslabot knockoffs that look like this🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Are we sure ist real and not just a small teslabot?
February 12, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Are we sure ist real and not just a small teslabot?
Excuse my ignorance, is that a rogue TeslaBot?!
April 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Excuse my ignorance, is that a rogue TeslaBot?!