#TeslaSmile
Een heel terrein vol met onverkochte Tesla's
En op elke Tesla .. 12 camera's

Die allemaal UIT (!) stonden, want .. anders trekt je Sentry bewakingssysteem je accu leeg met 27 kWh in vijf (!) dagen

#TeslaSmile ;)

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44 wheels stolen from Teslas in League City parking lot
YouTube video by KPRC 2 Click2Houston
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March 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Ik weet nog Tesla rijders een #TeslaSmile hadden
Naar elkaar lachen, onderweg (geen gein)

Tegenwoordig steken ze een aantal vingers op:

Vier vingers opsteken = Vierduizend euro heb ik ervoor over
Als iemand m'n Tesla leasecontract overneemt ..

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Tesla Gigafactory, Berlin. – Buy a Tesla, support facism!
January 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
2. Letterlijk ONDER een spuitende brandkraan ..

Maar nog steeds in de fik gaan. Met alle deuren dicht

#TeslaSmile

(Nadat al 130+ mensen levend verbrand zijn in hun Tesla, vijf keer méér dan waarom een Ford Pinto van een halve eeuw terug uit productie ging) #TeslaFire
April 25, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Just a software update, probably. #TeslaSmile

h/t @meinerschwerge1

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October 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Funfacts: Florian Minderop was van MisterGreen

Het Tesla leasebedrijf wat .. niet meer bestaat
Wegens de absurd veel hoger dan gedacht Tesla kosten

Funfact 2: die batterijen "in productie november 2021" ?
Er zijn daarna .. nul batterijen gebouwd

In 2026 Tesla Grünheide Duitsland ;) #TeslaSmile
February 6, 2026 at 1:02 PM
December 11, 2025:

"This is happening to my '23 Model 3 and Tesla said it was normal wear and tear, so the warranty didn't cover the fix"

#TeslaSmile

"I think there's a real opportunity to revolutionize the way service works"

(Elon Musk, July 31 2014)

;)
December 12, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Je 5 maand oude Tesla is aangereden, door kleine (!) auto, op je achterwiel

Dan is de schade .. ruim 59 mille
En de reparatieduur zou zijn .. 7 maanden

Dus uit ellende verkoop je je nieuwe 102 mille "Apocalypse-Proof" Cybertruck dan maar voor .. 8 mille #TeslaSmile

www.edmunds.com/car-news/202...
Our Tesla Cybertruck Test Ended With a $58,000 Repair Bill
We planned to test a Tesla Cybertruck for a year and 20,000 miles. But a crash led to a massive repair bill, causing us to offload our Cybertruck several months ahead of schedule.
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April 24, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Yeah. Probably just a software update.

But don't worry. You can order a new one #TeslaSmile

"The person in the driver's seat is only there for legal reasons. He is not doing anything. The car is driving itself"

(Elon Musk, Oct 20 2016)

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October 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Je verwacht het niet, aflevering ~12.327

Als slechtste meest onbetrouwbare auto in Duitsland bij 10 miljoen APK keuringen: .. een Tesla

Je Tesla van 2-3 jaar oud heeft zelfs meer ernstige gebreken dan slechte andere tot 6 jaar oud. #TeslaSmile

www.elektroauto-news.net/news/tuev-vw...
TÜV-Report: VW e-Golf Top, Tesla Model 3 Flop
Ausgerechnet eines der bei Käufern beliebtesten Elektroautos überhaupt belegt beim aktuellen TÜV-Report von 111 Autos den letzten Platz.
www.elektroauto-news.net
November 23, 2024 at 8:19 AM
"Has anyone here experienced a PTC heater failure twice? Mine was under warranty in 2022, but it still failed again. Tesla claims it probably won't be covered because last time was a warranty issue. Was quoted 14k ($1438), but I also see everyone gets it down to 11k ($1130) elsewhere"

#TeslaSmile
April 2, 2026 at 10:17 AM
"We're making it now. These numbers sound nutty, but they're real! It'll be available in 2020"

(Elon Musk 16-11-2017)

2017: Man bestelt Tesla van plaatje. Net als iedereen na aanbetalingen van 50 tot 250 mille

2025: Man snapt het eindelijk, acht jaar later ..
#TeslaSmile
March 20, 2025 at 1:07 PM
February 23, 2025 at 7:32 AM
"First time Tesla owner Juniper Premium but it started throwing a check engine code and Tesla said airbag needs to be replaced, no parts available, come back in 3 weeks, meantime, here's a 2023 Model Y long range as a loaner. I said okay but everything about this 2023 is stressful AF"

#TeslaSmile
April 2, 2026 at 10:57 AM
"Went to my local tire shop and got new tires and alignment. My tires only lasted 15k miles. Would it best just to get the car alignment at Tesla? I have a MYP 2021 100k miles"

#TeslaSmile

Nahh. It's probably just a software update

cc: hundreds of thousands Tesla drivers with same problem
August 4, 2026 at 3:16 PM
#TeslaSmile van vandaag:

“Go fuck yourself,” Musk said, addressing the growing list of advertisers who have stopped spending money on Twitter, over concerns Musk himself was amplifying antisemitism and racism on the site

'Vrijheid van antisemitisme'

www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
Elon Musk targets advertisers who boycott X with expletive-filled rant
Musk told advertisers he doesn’t want their money — in no uncertain terms.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 30, 2023 at 7:20 AM
Got a chance to test drive the @TeslaMotors Model S Performance+ again. What an incredible rush. Stomach still tingling :) #TeslaSmile
December 1, 2024 at 3:46 AM
'Within spec' (For a new Tesla)

Our Dear Leader Elon thanks you for being so simple-minded, do tell your friends you 'love your Tesla' #TeslaSmile

(Now fuck off so we can sell some more before the year ends)
December 23, 2024 at 2:33 PM
January 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I remember when Tesla drivers used to greet each other with the #TeslaSmile ..

(That was before the ~800 Tesla deaths)

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"The person in the driver's seat is only there for legal reasons. He is not doing anything. The car is driving itself"

(Elon Musk, October 20 2016)

Your new 2025 Tesla model 3 on Fautopilot last week:
May 31, 2026 at 6:58 PM
That's the old #TeslaSmile
November 8, 2023 at 8:43 AM