Bernie Bros have significant overlap with Teslicles.
December 2, 2024 at 8:20 AM
Bernie Bros have significant overlap with Teslicles.
Would he like “Teslicles” better?
January 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Would he like “Teslicles” better?
He’s trying to protect Elon’s Teslicles.
March 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
He’s trying to protect Elon’s Teslicles.
March 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Truck nuts on a Tesla should be called teslicles.
November 6, 2023 at 8:29 PM
Truck nuts on a Tesla should be called teslicles.
Or Teslicles.
October 25, 2023 at 3:06 AM
Or Teslicles.
Not to mention, no one outside the Teslicles uses Kabosu (the meme Shibu) like that.
March 18, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Not to mention, no one outside the Teslicles uses Kabosu (the meme Shibu) like that.
Has anyone started calling that entire brand of vehicle "Teslicles" yet?
July 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Has anyone started calling that entire brand of vehicle "Teslicles" yet?
Old school capitalists do not find the kiddies in the till amusing and would prefer not to have all their investments crashed by Elon and the Teslicles.
February 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Old school capitalists do not find the kiddies in the till amusing and would prefer not to have all their investments crashed by Elon and the Teslicles.
It only works if you have a pair of Teslicles.
May 1, 2026 at 8:51 PM
It only works if you have a pair of Teslicles.
I was and then I decided that would be complying in advance. I might change my mind, but for now, not gonna give Elon and the Teslicles the satisfaction of a fear decision.
April 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I was and then I decided that would be complying in advance. I might change my mind, but for now, not gonna give Elon and the Teslicles the satisfaction of a fear decision.
We use Teslicles.
February 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
We use Teslicles.
Tesla vehicles = Teslicles
January 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Tesla vehicles = Teslicles
Whole bunch of Teslicles and X-philes right now. 🤭
November 17, 2024 at 9:07 AM
Whole bunch of Teslicles and X-philes right now. 🤭
Zero defense of FSD, Elon, or Tesla <spits>.
Any reason the school bus was on the side of the road and not in the lane? I realize that it's dangerous either way, but is the test any different in that scenario? Because I can see Teslicles arguing school buses stop in the driving lane.
Any reason the school bus was on the side of the road and not in the lane? I realize that it's dangerous either way, but is the test any different in that scenario? Because I can see Teslicles arguing school buses stop in the driving lane.
May 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Zero defense of FSD, Elon, or Tesla <spits>.
Any reason the school bus was on the side of the road and not in the lane? I realize that it's dangerous either way, but is the test any different in that scenario? Because I can see Teslicles arguing school buses stop in the driving lane.
Any reason the school bus was on the side of the road and not in the lane? I realize that it's dangerous either way, but is the test any different in that scenario? Because I can see Teslicles arguing school buses stop in the driving lane.
Nah, nationalize them, fire all the Teslicles, and hire the real scientists back.
March 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Nah, nationalize them, fire all the Teslicles, and hire the real scientists back.
I bet his Teslicles would self emulate, but I’m sure they don’t work hard enough
January 27, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I bet his Teslicles would self emulate, but I’m sure they don’t work hard enough
Elon's Teslicles added "we're the real victims" language and took out that PayPalpatine is the loosest cannon on every deck.
"Tesla updated the risk factor language to now include the criticism “has incited protests, some escalating to violence targeting our operations, products and personnel."
"Tesla updated the risk factor language to now include the criticism “has incited protests, some escalating to violence targeting our operations, products and personnel."
Anti-Musk protests are now an official risk to Tesla’s business
Anti-Musk protests are now an official risk to Tesla’s business
Protests against Elon Musk and Tesla have been spreading around the world thanks to the CEO’s involvement in the Trump administration. Now those protests are listed in an official “risk factor” in paperwork Tesla is required to file with federal regulators. The new language, filed with the Securities and Exchange Commission on Wednesday morning, shows […]
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April 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Elon's Teslicles added "we're the real victims" language and took out that PayPalpatine is the loosest cannon on every deck.
"Tesla updated the risk factor language to now include the criticism “has incited protests, some escalating to violence targeting our operations, products and personnel."
"Tesla updated the risk factor language to now include the criticism “has incited protests, some escalating to violence targeting our operations, products and personnel."
He and his Teslicles are going to double down on the destruction, the data theft, and the contract grab.
Musk is absolutely the weak point to bear down on with MAGA.
Musk is absolutely the weak point to bear down on with MAGA.
April 2, 2025 at 8:16 AM
He and his Teslicles are going to double down on the destruction, the data theft, and the contract grab.
Musk is absolutely the weak point to bear down on with MAGA.
Musk is absolutely the weak point to bear down on with MAGA.
I had a Seabreeze for breakfast. Didn't intend to, but poured a glass of cranberry juice and it looked kinda sad and disappointed without vodka. Hell, it's not every week you sell your country to Teslicles. 🤷
November 9, 2024 at 1:25 AM
I had a Seabreeze for breakfast. Didn't intend to, but poured a glass of cranberry juice and it looked kinda sad and disappointed without vodka. Hell, it's not every week you sell your country to Teslicles. 🤷
Best of recent #protest signs:
"Grab him by the Teslicles"
"MAGA: Make Assholes Go Away"
"GOP: Greedy Oligarchs' Party"
"The Turd Reich"
"The difference between #Trump and Jim Jones is that Trump would charge you for the Kool-Aid."
#thecontrarian #MAGA #Musk #Tesla #authoritarianism #gop […]
"Grab him by the Teslicles"
"MAGA: Make Assholes Go Away"
"GOP: Greedy Oligarchs' Party"
"The Turd Reich"
"The difference between #Trump and Jim Jones is that Trump would charge you for the Kool-Aid."
#thecontrarian #MAGA #Musk #Tesla #authoritarianism #gop […]
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mstdn.social
April 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Best of recent #protest signs:
"Grab him by the Teslicles"
"MAGA: Make Assholes Go Away"
"GOP: Greedy Oligarchs' Party"
"The Turd Reich"
"The difference between #Trump and Jim Jones is that Trump would charge you for the Kool-Aid."
#thecontrarian #MAGA #Musk #Tesla #authoritarianism #gop […]
"Grab him by the Teslicles"
"MAGA: Make Assholes Go Away"
"GOP: Greedy Oligarchs' Party"
"The Turd Reich"
"The difference between #Trump and Jim Jones is that Trump would charge you for the Kool-Aid."
#thecontrarian #MAGA #Musk #Tesla #authoritarianism #gop […]
He’s trying to protect Elons Teslicles
March 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
He’s trying to protect Elons Teslicles
He loves the new red Teslicles.
March 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
He loves the new red Teslicles.
Elon cheats. Gamers know it. He's just posing for his Teslicles. 🤷🏻♀️
Sorry to praise a brand account, I’ll repent appropriately, but lmfao
March 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Elon cheats. Gamers know it. He's just posing for his Teslicles. 🤷🏻♀️