#Tessio
it's always fkn Tessio
February 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I don’t think Never Trump was that much of a grift. Getting behind him was always the smart move (Tessio was always smarter).
December 31, 2024 at 8:22 PM
McCloud and Columbo take Sal Tessio into custody.
July 26, 2026 at 12:30 AM
(1/2) I think Stefanik's downfall is a bigger deal that ppl think. Casting aside all principles to kiss Trump's ass was the smart move (Tessio was always smarter) and it destroyed her career. Washington Republicans are amoral sociopaths and they notice things like this.
December 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The little nod at the end when they take Tessio away.

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The Godfather | Hagen and Tessio- For Old Times' Sake |
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February 17, 2026 at 12:19 AM
You: "Chris who played Tessio in The Godfather? That one guy, the funny looking one that Conan and Letterman would joke about?"

Me, mid-stroke:
Folks idk about this one
August 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM
(1/X) I wanted to say one more thing about dealing with narcissistic sociopaths. People generally do what narcissistic sociopaths want them to do because they think it's the smart move (Tessio was always smarter). To put it simply, they're more afraid of crossing the narcissistic sociopath...
May 26, 2026 at 1:52 AM
(2/X) it's the smart move in many professions (Tessio was always smarter), it's natural to want to be optimistic, and freaking out about the war, the trashed economy, the secret police, the corruption, the right-wing control of media, the end of vaccines seems, well, cringe, maybe even cheugy....
March 8, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Pope Francis is all like Marshall McLuhan in "Annie Hall"

"You know nothing of my work..." www.youtube.com/watch?v=csre...
Annie Hall: Marshall McLuhan
YouTube video by Vicky Tessio Locutora Actriz de Voz
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February 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
If I had known how these guys were going to turn out, I would have named them Tessio & Clemenza. 🤔
February 21, 2026 at 8:39 PM
“It’s the smart move. Tessio was always smarter.”
July 6, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Jesus Fucking Christ.

“I hate Abe Vigoda. Why can’t I watch The Godfather without Tessio saying stuff?”
May 12, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Rest in peace, Cassandra Wilson!
Cassandra Wilson - Harvest Moon
YouTube video by Vicky Tessio Locutora Actriz de Voz
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October 3, 2026 at 8:00 AM
It was Tessio all along…
May 29, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Tessio was always smarter
June 14, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Tessio
July 8, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Tessio was always smarter
September 26, 2026 at 1:20 AM
(Vern Tessio voice) you guys wanna see a tortoise eating a lemon
August 27, 2024 at 1:53 AM
TRAIN!
Gordie Lachance & Vern Tessio Running from Train
ALT: Gordie Lachance & Vern Tessio Running from Train
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September 28, 2026 at 11:23 PM
“Michael, Barzini quiere reunirse contigo, tiene una proposición que os beneficiará a ambos. No hay peligro, será en mi territorio”.
April 26, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I regret some of my posts about @realdonaldtrump last week. They went too far.
June 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
LOL!!! FISH! (or Tessio)
Abe Vigoda.
(I no longer trust reports of his supposed death. Thanks, People Magazine!)
June 24, 2026 at 4:15 PM
"Tell Mike it was only business. I always liked him."
― Salvatore Tessio
July 16, 2026 at 9:04 PM