#TexasHumor
Just a lil’ snack from our Tom Nichols Two Bitches from Texas episode -spicy, salty & served with attitude 🌶️💁‍♀️

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#TwoBitchesFromTexas #TexasHumor #PodcastLife
November 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Just a lil’ snack from our Tom Nichols Two Bitches from Texas episode -spicy, salty & served with attitude 🌶️💁‍♀️

🎧 Listen wherever you get podcasts
📺 Watch on YouTube: youtube.com/shorts/8Q0Ts...

#TwoBitchesFromTexas #TexasHumor #PodcastLife
November 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
“You may find that you feel you’re waving goodbye to friends and neighbors when you turn the final page.” —Lone Star Literary Life, reviewing The Acorn Stories.

#TexasBooks #TexasLit #TexasHumor #BookSky
😋😀😀and 😒😕☹️with a 🤠🔀

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March 4, 2026 at 12:52 PM
So, if a Texan tells you, “You’re as funny as all get out!” take it as a compliment. 🤠😂
#Texanisms #TexasSayings #TexasTalk #SouthernSayings #TexasHumor #TexasCulture
September 25, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Certain aspects of San Antonio culture — from our haircuts to our food — are likely to confuse them. #SanAntonio #SATX #SanAntonioTX #SanAntonioHumor #SanAntonioJokes #TexasHumor #TexasJokes

www.sacurrent.com/sanantonio/2...
20 ways to spot someone who just moved to San Antonio
It's pretty easy to spot someone who was born and raised in the Alamo City — or at least spent considerable time here. We've got plenty of habits, beliefs and mannerisms that make us easy to identify.
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December 9, 2024 at 1:00 AM
we're gonna have to rename the seasons AGAIN 😩

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If Texas seasons were accurately named. #texas #texanshelpingtexans #texashumor #explained #fallaesthetic #weather
TikTok video by Not Travis
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February 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
June 11, 2026 at 9:01 AM
Thank you. RT@TexasHumor: It's 4:15 PM on a Friday. I'll call all the Tex-Mex restaurants and let em know we're comin'.
November 17, 2024 at 10:50 PM
This explains everything. RT @TexasMonthly: RT @TexasHumor: Santa sure does look familiar: /cc @avose <a href="http://instagr.am/p/SRJ0I2qsrW/" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://instagr.am/p/SRJ0I2qsrW/
November 17, 2024 at 8:39 PM
February 14, 2026 at 2:09 AM
@honestpossum when he isnt into @TexasHumor and chill
November 27, 2024 at 1:04 AM
🏈 #nfl @nfl@a.gup.pe @nfl@nfl.community
October 29, 2024 at 6:10 PM
“@kendalljean13 TexasHumor: Part of being Texan is the random pickle cravings. #gotonerightnow #cornerstorebrownbag”
December 4, 2024 at 2:46 AM
“@TexasHumor: This is what I want for lunch: http://tmblr.co/ZfeISwUutfEH” #margaritamonday
Not found.
http://tmblr.co/ZfeISwUutfEH”
December 4, 2024 at 1:20 AM
“@TexasHumor: If it gets any warmer, I'm going floatin' today.” For real though.
December 3, 2024 at 10:54 PM
katemonkeyville: texashumor:

Never underestimate the power of yall:

AHHHHHHHHHH WHERE’S THE APOSTROPHE THIS… <a href="http://tmblr.co/ZvjE5xUYkq8x" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://tmblr.co/ZvjE5xUYkq8x
Sister Machine Gun of Contemplative Meditation
*tilts head*   Oddly, all I can hear is the Beatles.
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November 9, 2024 at 12:14 PM
@HasDenverScored @TexasHumor Yes
December 3, 2024 at 10:03 AM
@alyssa_farrow @TexasHumor Does it have Montgomery on it?
December 3, 2024 at 7:30 AM
Still need Montgomery! @ExpMontgomery @MontgomeryCoffe @MISDNews https://x.com/texashumor/status/755232667730272258
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December 3, 2024 at 1:18 AM
OH: "Here, Getting Things Done training should be called Git-R-Dun" #TexasHumor
November 14, 2024 at 4:47 AM