If I must... 🤷
#startrek #podcast #happythanksgiving #turkey #burnedturkey #burnedreplicatedbirdmeat
#ThanksgivingFail #HolidayCooking #KitchenDisaster #CookingMishap #startrek #scifipodcast #scififans
#ThanksgivingDinner #FoodFails #SciFiHumor #PodcastLife #CookingAdventures #GeekCulture
#startrek #podcast #happythanksgiving #turkey #burnedturkey #burnedreplicatedbirdmeat
#ThanksgivingFail #HolidayCooking #KitchenDisaster #CookingMishap #startrek #scifipodcast #scififans
#ThanksgivingDinner #FoodFails #SciFiHumor #PodcastLife #CookingAdventures #GeekCulture
November 29, 2024 at 4:32 AM
We regret to inform you that our attempt to deep fry a turkey on the pool deck has ended in a small, yet impressive, grease fire. Skip the kitchen chaos. Book a clean-ish room, order takeout, and let us handle the ventilation! 🦃🔥
#ThanksgivingFail
#MotelLife
#NoCookingRequired
#FireExtinguisher
#ThanksgivingFail
#MotelLife
#NoCookingRequired
#FireExtinguisher
November 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
We regret to inform you that our attempt to deep fry a turkey on the pool deck has ended in a small, yet impressive, grease fire. Skip the kitchen chaos. Book a clean-ish room, order takeout, and let us handle the ventilation! 🦃🔥
#ThanksgivingFail
#MotelLife
#NoCookingRequired
#FireExtinguisher
#ThanksgivingFail
#MotelLife
#NoCookingRequired
#FireExtinguisher
The fridge failed me! 🦃 After days in the fridge, this turkey is still frozen solid—time for an emergency sink spa. #ThanksgivingFail #TurkeyTroubles #HolidayCooking
November 28, 2024 at 6:14 PM
The fridge failed me! 🦃 After days in the fridge, this turkey is still frozen solid—time for an emergency sink spa. #ThanksgivingFail #TurkeyTroubles #HolidayCooking
My Family Doesn't Hunt, So What DO We Hunt? #ThanksgivingFail #TurkeyDay #FamilyHumor #HuntingLife #Reels #FunnyReels #FYP #GayPodcaster #MarriedGayLife #BearCouple #GayPride #LGBTPodcaster #RelationshipPodcast
December 4, 2025 at 10:01 PM
My Family Doesn't Hunt, So What DO We Hunt? #ThanksgivingFail #TurkeyDay #FamilyHumor #HuntingLife #Reels #FunnyReels #FYP #GayPodcaster #MarriedGayLife #BearCouple #GayPride #LGBTPodcaster #RelationshipPodcast
Because what better way to show the spirit of thanks and fellowship than to punch down at some of the most vulnerable in the community. (Had he run out of pregnant people to endanger and kill this week?) #kenpaxton #texasagisamonster #thanksgiving #thanksgivingfail
Ken Paxton filed a lawsuit against an Austin homeless shelter this Thanksgiving week.
This quote is doing some heavy lifting from the felonious TXAG:
“…the OAG said it did an investigation which found the center to be a ‘magnet’ for drug and criminal activity.”
www.kxan.com/news/local/a...
This quote is doing some heavy lifting from the felonious TXAG:
“…the OAG said it did an investigation which found the center to be a ‘magnet’ for drug and criminal activity.”
www.kxan.com/news/local/a...
Texas attorney general files lawsuit against homeless navigation center in south Austin
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton filed a lawsuit against a south Austin homeless navigation center “for operating as a common nuisance in violation of Texas law.”
www.kxan.com
November 27, 2024 at 9:58 AM
Because what better way to show the spirit of thanks and fellowship than to punch down at some of the most vulnerable in the community. (Had he run out of pregnant people to endanger and kill this week?) #kenpaxton #texasagisamonster #thanksgiving #thanksgivingfail
#ThanksgivingFail - I grabbed whole berry cranberry sauce instead of the glorious homogenized cran-jello.
December 29, 2024 at 5:39 PM
#ThanksgivingFail - I grabbed whole berry cranberry sauce instead of the glorious homogenized cran-jello.
One day a year, millions of Americans channel their inner chef, wrestle a giant bird, and pray it doesn’t end up as a dry disaster. Thanksgiving: the ultimate culinary Hunger Games. #ThanksgivingFail #TurkeyDayTradition
November 27, 2024 at 3:51 PM
One day a year, millions of Americans channel their inner chef, wrestle a giant bird, and pray it doesn’t end up as a dry disaster. Thanksgiving: the ultimate culinary Hunger Games. #ThanksgivingFail #TurkeyDayTradition
Negative 11 out of 10. Not worth mess. Turkey Oreo truffles on fudge stripes. #ThanksgivingFail #Sugar #Food #Mess
November 9, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Negative 11 out of 10. Not worth mess. Turkey Oreo truffles on fudge stripes. #ThanksgivingFail #Sugar #Food #Mess
So I already broke my very old food processor this morning and now there are plastic bits in my cranberry relish! #ThanksgivingFail
November 28, 2024 at 1:20 PM
So I already broke my very old food processor this morning and now there are plastic bits in my cranberry relish! #ThanksgivingFail
"@NaturallyK: I spilled all my cooked noodles for mac n cheese on the floor. I'm just getting over it.... #thanksgivingfail"<~Oh no! :(*
December 6, 2024 at 5:13 PM
"@NaturallyK: I spilled all my cooked noodles for mac n cheese on the floor. I'm just getting over it.... #thanksgivingfail"<~Oh no! :(*
In the (internet) timeless tradition of sharing the #ThanksgivingFail dishes, I present:
A whipped sweet potato casserole with brown sugar, marshmallows...
... and onions.
A whipped sweet potato casserole with brown sugar, marshmallows...
... and onions.
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
In the (internet) timeless tradition of sharing the #ThanksgivingFail dishes, I present:
A whipped sweet potato casserole with brown sugar, marshmallows...
... and onions.
A whipped sweet potato casserole with brown sugar, marshmallows...
... and onions.
November 28, 2024 at 5:51 PM
I though I've grabbed the pumpkin pie spice! #ThanksgivingFail
November 28, 2024 at 5:35 PM
I though I've grabbed the pumpkin pie spice! #ThanksgivingFail
If you ever wondered if a potato peeler will cut through a fingernail, the answer is yes! #fail
Share your #thanksgivingfail stories!
Happy #Thanksgiving
Share your #thanksgivingfail stories!
Happy #Thanksgiving
November 28, 2024 at 2:36 PM
If you ever wondered if a potato peeler will cut through a fingernail, the answer is yes! #fail
Share your #thanksgivingfail stories!
Happy #Thanksgiving
Share your #thanksgivingfail stories!
Happy #Thanksgiving
Me: Where are the turkey neck & giblets?
Spouse: I put them in the compost.
Me: Whaaaaaat? Why?
Sp: You told me to.
Me: I did not! What are you talking about?
Sp: I asked if they should go in the compost and you said yes.
Me: I thought you were talking about the vegetable peels!
#ThanksgivingFail
Spouse: I put them in the compost.
Me: Whaaaaaat? Why?
Sp: You told me to.
Me: I did not! What are you talking about?
Sp: I asked if they should go in the compost and you said yes.
Me: I thought you were talking about the vegetable peels!
#ThanksgivingFail
November 29, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Me: Where are the turkey neck & giblets?
Spouse: I put them in the compost.
Me: Whaaaaaat? Why?
Sp: You told me to.
Me: I did not! What are you talking about?
Sp: I asked if they should go in the compost and you said yes.
Me: I thought you were talking about the vegetable peels!
#ThanksgivingFail
Spouse: I put them in the compost.
Me: Whaaaaaat? Why?
Sp: You told me to.
Me: I did not! What are you talking about?
Sp: I asked if they should go in the compost and you said yes.
Me: I thought you were talking about the vegetable peels!
#ThanksgivingFail
When you have to do the thanksgiving ham, everyone is expecting at 4 but it won’t be ready till 6 because you woke up late thanks to your meds not sending you to sleep at the right time. #thanksgivingfail
November 28, 2024 at 10:10 PM
When you have to do the thanksgiving ham, everyone is expecting at 4 but it won’t be ready till 6 because you woke up late thanks to your meds not sending you to sleep at the right time. #thanksgivingfail
If you said you’d bring the beef for Thanksgiving, show up swinging and go live. #happythanksgiving #thanksgivingdinner #thanksgivingfail
November 28, 2024 at 6:56 PM
If you said you’d bring the beef for Thanksgiving, show up swinging and go live. #happythanksgiving #thanksgivingdinner #thanksgivingfail
Found footage alert: Toast Man reporter in a full toast suit interviews a bewildered pilgrim about the first Thanksgiving in Plymouth Colony, then wild turkeys swarm mid-day chaos ensues. History meets comedy https://sub.dnpl.us/saa 🦃😂 #ThanksgivingFail
September 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Found footage alert: Toast Man reporter in a full toast suit interviews a bewildered pilgrim about the first Thanksgiving in Plymouth Colony, then wild turkeys swarm mid-day chaos ensues. History meets comedy https://sub.dnpl.us/saa 🦃😂 #ThanksgivingFail