Please send help.
The book I'm reading has an author trying to pick what to write and the novel is due to a competition in 7 weeks.
#ThatsNotHowItWorks #AmWriting
The book I'm reading has an author trying to pick what to write and the novel is due to a competition in 7 weeks.
#ThatsNotHowItWorks #AmWriting
March 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Please send help.
The book I'm reading has an author trying to pick what to write and the novel is due to a competition in 7 weeks.
#ThatsNotHowItWorks #AmWriting
The book I'm reading has an author trying to pick what to write and the novel is due to a competition in 7 weeks.
#ThatsNotHowItWorks #AmWriting
Funny thing about ceasefires… you have to have the hostile parties involved actually negotiate them.
You don’t, as a third party, just declare one by fiat.
#thatsnothowitworks
You don’t, as a third party, just declare one by fiat.
#thatsnothowitworks
June 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Funny thing about ceasefires… you have to have the hostile parties involved actually negotiate them.
You don’t, as a third party, just declare one by fiat.
#thatsnothowitworks
You don’t, as a third party, just declare one by fiat.
#thatsnothowitworks
At midnight am
#rapture #rapture2025 #raptureready #thatsnothowitworks #biblicalliteralism
@ostbro.bsky.social
#rapture #rapture2025 #raptureready #thatsnothowitworks #biblicalliteralism
@ostbro.bsky.social
September 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
If seeing gay characters in a movie turns kids gay, then why aren't all the gay kids straight?
Cuz y'all are everywhere.
#lgbt #lgbtq #gay #pride #thatsnothowitworks
Cuz y'all are everywhere.
#lgbt #lgbtq #gay #pride #thatsnothowitworks
June 27, 2026 at 8:46 PM
If seeing gay characters in a movie turns kids gay, then why aren't all the gay kids straight?
Cuz y'all are everywhere.
#lgbt #lgbtq #gay #pride #thatsnothowitworks
Cuz y'all are everywhere.
#lgbt #lgbtq #gay #pride #thatsnothowitworks
This is like when there's one of those "quote this with your favourite x" memes going round and you join in and do yours, and then 15 people REPLY TO YOUR POST telling you theirs.
#ThatsNotHowItWorks
#ThatsNotHowItWorks
March 26, 2026 at 12:04 AM
This is like when there's one of those "quote this with your favourite x" memes going round and you join in and do yours, and then 15 people REPLY TO YOUR POST telling you theirs.
#ThatsNotHowItWorks
#ThatsNotHowItWorks
He can't keep his delusions straight, I guess.
#DonaldTrump #MAGACult #wildfire #giantfaucet #pointingfingers #blamingothers #magicalthinking #epicidiocy #Delusional #cognitivedecline #MentalHealthMatters #childish #incompetent #ThatsNotHowItWorks #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace
#DonaldTrump #MAGACult #wildfire #giantfaucet #pointingfingers #blamingothers #magicalthinking #epicidiocy #Delusional #cognitivedecline #MentalHealthMatters #childish #incompetent #ThatsNotHowItWorks #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace
July 14, 2025 at 6:26 AM
He can't keep his delusions straight, I guess.
#DonaldTrump #MAGACult #wildfire #giantfaucet #pointingfingers #blamingothers #magicalthinking #epicidiocy #Delusional #cognitivedecline #MentalHealthMatters #childish #incompetent #ThatsNotHowItWorks #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace
#DonaldTrump #MAGACult #wildfire #giantfaucet #pointingfingers #blamingothers #magicalthinking #epicidiocy #Delusional #cognitivedecline #MentalHealthMatters #childish #incompetent #ThatsNotHowItWorks #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace
I expect gas to be at most $1.50 by January, since that’s how they all think that works.
Make it happen.
P.S. CAN’T WAIT TO SPEND THE NEXT 4 YEARS REMINDING THEM
#FAFO #thatsnothowitworks
Make it happen.
P.S. CAN’T WAIT TO SPEND THE NEXT 4 YEARS REMINDING THEM
#FAFO #thatsnothowitworks
December 2, 2024 at 6:55 PM
I expect gas to be at most $1.50 by January, since that’s how they all think that works.
Make it happen.
P.S. CAN’T WAIT TO SPEND THE NEXT 4 YEARS REMINDING THEM
#FAFO #thatsnothowitworks
Make it happen.
P.S. CAN’T WAIT TO SPEND THE NEXT 4 YEARS REMINDING THEM
#FAFO #thatsnothowitworks
Trump is probably wondering how to best reach Leni Reifenstahl on social media. #filmtariffs #filmindustry #tariffs #thatsnothowitworks
a cartoon dog is sitting in front of a fire and saying i 'm fine this is fine everything is fine
ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting in front of a fire and saying i 'm fine this is fine everything is fine
media.tenor.com
May 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Trump is probably wondering how to best reach Leni Reifenstahl on social media. #filmtariffs #filmindustry #tariffs #thatsnothowitworks
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September 17, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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Sorry, say what now? #dentistry #thatsnothowitworks @ Aden Dental https://instagram.com/p/8RGmTtEWuc/
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Sorry, say what now? #dentistry #thatsnothowitworks @ Aden Dental https://instagram.com/p/8RGmTtEWuc/
Someone with twins just posted that they are convinced that they were actually conceived two weeks apart. #thatsnothowitworks
November 21, 2024 at 6:01 AM
Someone with twins just posted that they are convinced that they were actually conceived two weeks apart. #thatsnothowitworks
Trump having a peace prize medal gives him the title of peace prize winner the same way that buying an Olympic gold medal would make me an Olympian medalist. #ThatsNotHowItWorks
January 16, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Trump having a peace prize medal gives him the title of peace prize winner the same way that buying an Olympic gold medal would make me an Olympian medalist. #ThatsNotHowItWorks
I'd like to report that while I haven't fallen completely out of love with gravity since my 64th birthday, I'd be okay with a cooling off period.
I need to regain my sense of balance before continuing the relationship.
#oldpeopleofmastodon
#thatsnothowitworks
I need to regain my sense of balance before continuing the relationship.
#oldpeopleofmastodon
#thatsnothowitworks
March 15, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I'd like to report that while I haven't fallen completely out of love with gravity since my 64th birthday, I'd be okay with a cooling off period.
I need to regain my sense of balance before continuing the relationship.
#oldpeopleofmastodon
#thatsnothowitworks
I need to regain my sense of balance before continuing the relationship.
#oldpeopleofmastodon
#thatsnothowitworks
And Grumpy Cat is literally begging for this movie to trend. #thatsnothowitworks
December 2, 2024 at 7:47 PM
And Grumpy Cat is literally begging for this movie to trend. #thatsnothowitworks
Some bright star is twitter-arguing that reporting a stalker to the police is an attention-seeking tactic. #ohtwitter #thatsnothowitworks
December 18, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Some bright star is twitter-arguing that reporting a stalker to the police is an attention-seeking tactic. #ohtwitter #thatsnothowitworks
Noen faktisk tror at det finnes 300.000 færre arbeidsplasser til 'etnisk norske' fordi 300.000 #EØS-innflyttere kom. #ThatsNotHowItWorks
November 26, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Noen faktisk tror at det finnes 300.000 færre arbeidsplasser til 'etnisk norske' fordi 300.000 #EØS-innflyttere kom. #ThatsNotHowItWorks
When a BOT tries to sell you TFG fiscal policies are a winning strategy… 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #ThatsNotHowitWorks #Tariffs
April 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
When a BOT tries to sell you TFG fiscal policies are a winning strategy… 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #ThatsNotHowitWorks #Tariffs
DOJ also continues to make its ridiculous claim that it had "a release rate of over 91.3%" for all #FOIA requests. #thatsnothowitworks
More #FOIA requests submitted to the government in FY2016, but fewer requests processed by agencies than in FY2015 https://www.justice.gov/oip/reports/fy_2016_annual_report_summary.pdf/download
November 8, 2024 at 11:36 PM
DOJ also continues to make its ridiculous claim that it had "a release rate of over 91.3%" for all #FOIA requests. #thatsnothowitworks
Awww! He missed saying that did he? I sure as fuck did not miss seeing or hearing him say that or any other word vomit that might escape. #ImpeachTrumpNow #ThatsNotHowItWorks unless he's declaring Martial Law...
February 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Awww! He missed saying that did he? I sure as fuck did not miss seeing or hearing him say that or any other word vomit that might escape. #ImpeachTrumpNow #ThatsNotHowItWorks unless he's declaring Martial Law...
OMG I love this. Because it’s how ridiculous this administration really is. #lakeillinois #gulfofamerica #thatsnothowitworks
youtu.be/059lXXlPD08
youtu.be/059lXXlPD08
Gov. Pritzker Says Lake Michigan Is Now Called Lake Illinois
YouTube video by ABC 7 Chicago
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February 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
OMG I love this. Because it’s how ridiculous this administration really is. #lakeillinois #gulfofamerica #thatsnothowitworks
youtu.be/059lXXlPD08
youtu.be/059lXXlPD08
“What if we want a big Uber and a big one isn’t available?” #ThatsNotHowItWorks #Uber #ItComesInAllSizes #shitmycoworkersays
April 10, 2018
April 10, 2018
November 22, 2024 at 2:23 PM
“What if we want a big Uber and a big one isn’t available?” #ThatsNotHowItWorks #Uber #ItComesInAllSizes #shitmycoworkersays
April 10, 2018
April 10, 2018
September 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM