#The9
It's why Trump pardoning the Navy Seal war criminal was one of his most egregious acts as president - it sends a message that war crimes will not be punished and will in fact be encouraged.
April 3, 2024 at 5:09 AM
He's going to make a good Texas Longhorn.
September 26, 2026 at 10:24 PM
watched it on premiere night, age 10 bsky.app/profile/the9...
Sep. 24, 1992 (Thu) - THE SIMPSONS had their season 4 premiere as the kids find more than they bargained for at “Kamp Krusty”!!!
September 25, 2026 at 1:36 AM
100%. also, in the short run, sometimes you just get lucky and the other side does something wildly stupid like nominate roy moore, and you get a few years of a doug jones bsky.app/profile/the9...
And you invest in the Southern groups so that 10 years, 20 years, 50 years from now there is enough to change people's minds to make it better.

Win at the margins where you can. Build the future for the rest.
November 16, 2025 at 1:45 AM
September 10, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Remember when Trump and Jr. both admitted that Jr. met with a Kremlin attorney in June 2016 when she emailed the campaign saying she had dirt on HRC?
BREAKING: FBI informant charged with lying about Joe Biden admits Russian intelligence was involved in passing a story about Hunter, Special Counsel
February 20, 2024 at 11:25 PM
August 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Any time I see someone with a Deathly Hallows tattoo, I get confused and wonder why they have a laundry instruction symbol tattooed on themselves.

I always forget what it means, and it takes me like five minutes to remember "oh wait, harry potter."
May 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Found my new favorite insult
July 25, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Notice they offered the Auburn phone plan only after they fired Hugh Freeze.
Be sure to sign up for War Eagle Mobile.

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December 16, 2025 at 11:47 PM
"I also knew two things about her before today"
July 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I think it was well-placed pessimism. It was a lot of demands with no plan. And the plans were absolutely ludicrous (mini-primaries! 16 day circus! debates led by MrBeast!)

Had the demands, all along, just been "Step aside and let's coalesce behind Harris," it would've read a lot differently.
July 24, 2024 at 4:11 PM
He argued the 14th and 15th Amendments were unconstitutional. They're Amendments. By very definition that makes them constitutional. Grading him down wouldn't be "viewpoint discrimination." Thoroughly rejected SovCit-esque arguments aren't intellectual. It's a disgrace to UF's law school.
June 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Let's not leave out a very big this person seems to be forgetting

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"I'm 23 and I was in HS it wasn't a thing."

Honestly, because of COVID probably. 23 now means 16 or 17 in 2020. Lots of shit got messed up, including dumb teenage and college parties.
kids today are literally confused about whether "partying" was real or an urban legend
August 13, 2026 at 8:12 PM
So the entire discourse came down to infantilizing disabled body people, didn't it
January 5, 2025 at 1:15 PM
A dark comedy about a socially awkward twenty or thirty-something who, during the Pandemic, comes into their own by befriending ravens while socially isolating.

Call it Corvid-19
April 1, 2026 at 3:19 AM
If the menu isn't scanned film photos of faded pictures posted in the actual restaurant, I don't want it
July 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Drinking a cup of tea prepared by this sweet old man would fix me

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Iran's Smallest Tea House: A 1918 Gem in Tehran's Grand Bazaar!
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January 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Fine.

I'll do it.

I'll be the Senator for Maine.
July 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
I'm counting this as me being right.

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Thermostat temperature
October 23, 2024 at 2:17 AM
I bet (heh) if he hadn't filed suit to be reinstated and instead had accepted the punishment then filed for the Supplemental Draft, he would've been allowed in.

The NFL's biggest issue is his challenge of an institution's authority, not the gambling.
June 24, 2026 at 8:33 PM
💔😭🕯😞 Rescuers have extracted the bodies of three more people from the site of the Russian terrorists' strike on the9-story buildingin Kyiv
May 15, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Getting ever closer to my "sedevacantism as official US foreign policy" joke
Leavitt accuses Pope Leo XIV of being “partisan, political, and controversial.”
February 21, 2026 at 10:55 PM
This reminds me. When Columbia occurred, I was asleep. My dad ran into my room, threw open the door, just yelled "THE SHUTTLE EXPLODED," slammed the door, then ran back out.

I'm pretty sure I then went back to sleep.
everyone's freaking out as if you didn't pick the way less upsetting crash
May 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM