February 4, 2026 at 2:43 PM
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February 4, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Five points to anyone who can remember what the very first use-case was for thefacebook, ten points if you are already dead inside with exhaustion.
October 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Five points to anyone who can remember what the very first use-case was for thefacebook, ten points if you are already dead inside with exhaustion.
reposting my dentist on thefacebook as jesus did
May 30, 2026 at 1:07 AM
reposting my dentist on thefacebook as jesus did
in order:
1. TheFacebook ("They made a mistake haha. They asked me to make it for them.")
2. Instagram acquisition
3. WhatsApp acquisition
1. TheFacebook ("They made a mistake haha. They asked me to make it for them.")
2. Instagram acquisition
3. WhatsApp acquisition
September 16, 2025 at 2:05 PM
in order:
1. TheFacebook ("They made a mistake haha. They asked me to make it for them.")
2. Instagram acquisition
3. WhatsApp acquisition
1. TheFacebook ("They made a mistake haha. They asked me to make it for them.")
2. Instagram acquisition
3. WhatsApp acquisition
So...Trump created his own live version of "TheFacebook" to view and rate beauty queens.
February 12, 2026 at 1:08 AM
So...Trump created his own live version of "TheFacebook" to view and rate beauty queens.
They should rename it TheFacebook.
March 18, 2026 at 6:07 PM
They should rename it TheFacebook.
On this day in 2004, Thefacebook was launched.
February 4, 2026 at 1:02 PM
On this day in 2004, Thefacebook was launched.
"time spent on thefacebook" being Zuckerberg's only metric of interest coinciding with the fact these kinds of stories clicks and time-on-site has a ton of negative downstream consequences
July 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
"time spent on thefacebook" being Zuckerberg's only metric of interest coinciding with the fact these kinds of stories clicks and time-on-site has a ton of negative downstream consequences
TsAGI wind tunnel model of the Buran orbiter.
via TsAGI on TheFacebook/Facemash
via TsAGI on TheFacebook/Facemash
October 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
TsAGI wind tunnel model of the Buran orbiter.
via TsAGI on TheFacebook/Facemash
via TsAGI on TheFacebook/Facemash
Anyway I got on facebook in 2004 when it was still thefacebook dot com, and only usable if you had an email address from one of a handful of universities. UChicago got added to the list right before I got accepted.
June 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Anyway I got on facebook in 2004 when it was still thefacebook dot com, and only usable if you had an email address from one of a handful of universities. UChicago got added to the list right before I got accepted.
my first poke was on thefacebook 🤓
March 18, 2026 at 4:21 AM
my first poke was on thefacebook 🤓
sneaky sneaky thefacebook pokes!
March 18, 2026 at 4:32 AM
sneaky sneaky thefacebook pokes!
they should have to change the company name back. to thefacebook for some reason
Meta is shutting down its VR metaverse on June 15th.
March 18, 2026 at 5:55 PM
they should have to change the company name back. to thefacebook for some reason
Some of us remember when TheFaceBook was basically ratemytits dot com but Harvard only
September 24, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Some of us remember when TheFaceBook was basically ratemytits dot com but Harvard only
Remembering why he created TheFacebook.
February 16, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Remembering why he created TheFacebook.
Facebook (TheFacebook) was actually a book of people’s faces
Wait - craigslist is named after a real Craig and he is on here??
How do I apologize to a fictional character?
From Shrinking on Apple TV, latest episode,
From Shrinking on Apple TV, latest episode,
November 24, 2024 at 1:20 PM
Facebook (TheFacebook) was actually a book of people’s faces
blasted thefacebook pokes! (Shakes fist)
March 18, 2026 at 4:34 AM
blasted thefacebook pokes! (Shakes fist)
On this day in 2004, Thefacebook was launched.
February 4, 2025 at 1:00 PM
On this day in 2004, Thefacebook was launched.
Heute vor 20 Jahren wurde Thefacebook gestartet. 🙃
February 4, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Heute vor 20 Jahren wurde Thefacebook gestartet. 🙃
Un 4 de febrero...
2004: Comienza a funcionar Thefacebook como un proyecto para unir alumnos de Harvard entre sí y acabó siendo el sitio donde tu madre ve vídeos antivacunas.
2021: Nace mi gata Magüi, que para celebrar su natalicio ha vomitado en la alfombra del salón.
2004: Comienza a funcionar Thefacebook como un proyecto para unir alumnos de Harvard entre sí y acabó siendo el sitio donde tu madre ve vídeos antivacunas.
2021: Nace mi gata Magüi, que para celebrar su natalicio ha vomitado en la alfombra del salón.
February 4, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Un 4 de febrero...
2004: Comienza a funcionar Thefacebook como un proyecto para unir alumnos de Harvard entre sí y acabó siendo el sitio donde tu madre ve vídeos antivacunas.
2021: Nace mi gata Magüi, que para celebrar su natalicio ha vomitado en la alfombra del salón.
2004: Comienza a funcionar Thefacebook como un proyecto para unir alumnos de Harvard entre sí y acabó siendo el sitio donde tu madre ve vídeos antivacunas.
2021: Nace mi gata Magüi, que para celebrar su natalicio ha vomitado en la alfombra del salón.
Flashback to 2004! 🎉 The birth of TheFacebook marked the start of a social media revolution, even though these memories won’t be shared there! 😏 #ThrowbackThursday
March 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Flashback to 2004! 🎉 The birth of TheFacebook marked the start of a social media revolution, even though these memories won’t be shared there! 😏 #ThrowbackThursday
I hear people out there are bashing Bluesky. I'm guessing y'all weren't around when Facebook was TheFacebook or When Twitter was Twttr. We got to start somewhere, and in my experience, @bsky.app came out the gate full force. Here, you control your platform — you don't have that option elsewhere.
May 27, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I hear people out there are bashing Bluesky. I'm guessing y'all weren't around when Facebook was TheFacebook or When Twitter was Twttr. We got to start somewhere, and in my experience, @bsky.app came out the gate full force. Here, you control your platform — you don't have that option elsewhere.
At OU, in the early days of “thefacebook,” there was a group titled, “If Texas is so great, why don’t you f*ckers stay there?!”
May 15, 2026 at 2:19 AM
At OU, in the early days of “thefacebook,” there was a group titled, “If Texas is so great, why don’t you f*ckers stay there?!”