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Or at least go with her - make the sacrifice! #TheFamilyMan #HATM
December 9, 2024 at 2:58 AM
"Did you surf some net?"
Oof the year 2000.
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December 9, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Or hot dog fingers-level weirdness... #TheFamilyMan #HATM
December 9, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Precocious.

One of my favorite words for some reason. #hatm #thefamilyman
December 9, 2024 at 2:57 AM
"I was the guy who had it all figured out. I had no doubts. No regrets." And then I went to grad school! #TheFamilyMan #HATM
December 9, 2024 at 2:18 AM
I never expected Jeremy Piven to be the voice of morality here, but it is a pretty good sign you're going too far. #TheFamilyMan #HATM
December 9, 2024 at 2:04 AM
She was on (and I think will be next season) in Only Murders in the Building. Before that...Madame Secretary, maybe? #TheFamilyMan #HATM
December 9, 2024 at 1:08 AM
But also, who pays retail price for a suit? #TheFamilyMan #HATM
December 9, 2024 at 1:57 AM
It's weird that we had Brooklyn 99 cast members last week (Joe Lo Truglio) and this week (Joel McKinnon Miller). Can we keep it up for next week? #TheFamilyMan #HATM
December 9, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Would be a pretty sweet plot twist if Kate were to wake up in the other universe that Jack originally came from. #hatm #thefamilyman
December 9, 2024 at 2:39 AM
I mean, she was married to David Duchovny at the time, so maybe she just has hot mess of a type? #TheFamilyMan #HATM
December 9, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Oh man! Seal closing us out!! Rock on! #hatm #thefamilyman
December 9, 2024 at 3:02 AM
I like the "real dad" element - the kid recognize something is amiss, even as the adults just chalk it up to stress and holidays. #TheFamilyMan #HATM
December 9, 2024 at 1:43 AM
"How did you know my name?"

Magical Negro warning: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magical...

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December 9, 2024 at 1:17 AM
He seems a little too self-absorbed to be a great lover as well - it did feel a little fake. #TheFamilyMan #HATM
December 9, 2024 at 2:15 AM
COMPUTER DIAGNOSTIC ANALYSIS (just in case we forgotten it was 1999). #TheFamilyMan #HATM
December 9, 2024 at 1:45 AM
It feels a bit odd - the kids are still young, so it's not like she immediately got pregnant thirteen years ago. Seems like he could have still pursued finance. #TheFamilyMan #HATM
December 9, 2024 at 1:59 AM
"Do I get a receipt or something?" I mean, that probably would make things more organized. #TheFamilyMan #HATM
December 9, 2024 at 1:44 AM
It is also a movie about people getting on planes, which proves to be a very pivotal moment in history that changes everything? #TheFamilyMan #HATM
December 9, 2024 at 3:12 AM
While we don't have kids, my wife and my anniversary is between our birthdays (less than a month apart), which usually leads to just having a nice dinner, because there's a lot to be done. #TheFamilyMan #HATM
December 9, 2024 at 2:17 AM
We just need to find a Christmas movie with another Brooklyn 99 cast member like Terry Crews (Friday After Next) or the like. #TheFamilyMan #HATM
December 9, 2024 at 2:39 AM
There's a certain perfection to his work ethic: even when he does roles for the money, he does the best he can with the material, and takes it seriously no matter what (and now specifically takes weird roles like Willie's Wonderland as a challenge). #TheFamilyMan #HATM
December 9, 2024 at 1:32 AM
That man is Robert Downey Sr., famed actor and director in his own right, and father of the man who would be Iron Man. #TheFamilyMan #HATM
December 9, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Next up: American Gangster, which is a very different movie, but a solid choice for a future HATM (we could use some more Denzel in our lives). #TheFamilyMan #HATM
December 9, 2024 at 3:01 AM