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Antique Lantern Obtained!

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August 17, 2026 at 11:23 AM
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I need these black pumpkins as a housing item, immediately.

#tmatte #thegourdlord #ffshots #viera #allsaintswake
October 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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They've chased away the invader imps and are ready to give out Perfect Pumpkin Prizes! Be sure to swing on by!

#FallEquinoxFaire #TheGourdLord
September 25, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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I can feel it coming...the most wonderful time of year. I can almost smell the cinnamon in the air.

#gposers #thegourdlord #ffwol #viera
August 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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It felt like time for a new summoner glam.

#TheGourdLord #ffxiv #viera #tmatte #gpose #relicweapon
September 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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T'az, October 1st

#TheGourdLord #Tmatta #gposers
The Gourd Lord, a mysterious pumpkin headed fellow, stands in an orange forest full of trees and mushrooms, cackling ominously. He wears a white Jack O'Lantern for a helmet, a Black Coat with furred pauldrons and more belts than necessary. He also wear black pants, and boots with a red crystal adornment.
October 1, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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Autumn's flame dances in my eyes

#tmatte #thegourdlord #ffshots #viera
October 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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An Imp Invader?! What could this mean for the Pick-a-Pumpkin Patch?!

Guess you'll just have to come to the #FallEquinoxFaire to find out!

#thegourdlord #tmatte #gpose
September 18, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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Okay, sure, that's totally a great spot for a capybara, live your best life, Pebble.

#thegourdlord #tmatte
July 22, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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Oh look, here's Dashima staring off into space again, I wonder what T'az is gonna do....

I am nothing if not consistent.
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July 25, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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Yup! T'az is The Gourd Lord.

#tmatte #thegourdlord
June 24, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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I got the monk relic, and all I have to say is that bladed tonfa feel dangerous and impractical.
They're pretty, but I'm switching back to shark fists.
#tmate #thegourdlord #relicweapon

6 left.
September 24, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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This pumpkin headed dork, advertising the FC house.

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February 15, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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"Gimme."

Happy All Saints Wake, Everyone!

#tmatte #thegourdlord #ffshots #viera #allsaintswake #gpose
Gourdon, a tiny Pumpkin Creature, requesting The Gourd Lord's pumpkin cookie.
October 31, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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I just wanted to take a spooky picture of T'az while I chug my barium smoothie.

#thegourdlord #tmatte #gposers
May 13, 2026 at 3:43 AM
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I knew from the second I saw it on the 7.5 site that I needed to own this top. It's so nice. Big fan.

#tmatte #thegourdlord #gpose #gposers
April 29, 2026 at 6:11 AM
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Ambulario, My Beloved! 🧡🎃

T'az is the most joyous Gourd Lord.

#ff14shots #tmatte #gpose #thegourdlord #AllSaintsWake #viera
October 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Got a bunch of Pumpkin Lords together to celebrate our own @renevergreen.etheirys.social's name day!! May you experience all the joy you deserve.

#gposers #ffxiv #namedaycelebration #TheGourdLord #pumkn
September 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Always: Glasses (because they can't see up close) and the Spriggan Earring (Krile gifted it to them for Starlight years ago!)
Often: A Flower. A big feathered hat. A Tiara. (All for Aesthetic.)

And then there's the White Jack O'Lantern, for #TheGourdLord reasons.
September 19, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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Upgraded Relic #4! I love a whimsical weapon, and pictomancer practically bleeds whimsy. S-Tier Design, for sure.

#tmatte #thegourdlord #relicweapon
October 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Of course T'az celebrates All Saint's Wake, he is The Gourd Lord! He's a Pumpkin Spice Viera.

He loves to dress up, decorate his house with carved gourds, play tricks on and making treats for his friends He's even got a cute lil' dancing pumpkin minion.

#tmatte #thegourdlord #ffshots #wolqotd
October 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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T'az, out here, being The Gourd Lord, running their All Saint's Wake FC, decorating their house in spooky furnishings, popping up behind their friends with /malevolence or /frighten.
They like being a little bit scary, but in a lighthearted way.

#tazanswers #thegourdlord
The Gourd Lord, making eye contact. Staring you down.
March 17, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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T'az's orange son, Punkinbutt.

Back in the days of Red Dead Redemption, I called Marston's horse "CactusAss." RDR2 took offense to that, so I called Arthur's horse was "CactusButt." Punkinbutt's just a continuation of this very stupid trend, but on theme for T'az.

#tmatte #wolqotd #thegourdlord
Punkinbutt the Chocobo. He has orange feathers, and is wearing the Gambler's Barding and Tsukuyomi's Ears.
November 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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I am free from this step of the #relicweapon grind.

This is a genuinely beautiful blade, I love the flowers on the weapon, the Oni on the sheathe is cool as fuck.

Kinda sad to yeet this one in the basement. Props to SAM mains, I cannot brain your flashy, pretty job.

#tmatte #thegourdlord
June 7, 2026 at 3:26 AM
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The new Diamond Chakrams and Saberfangs from Kefka (Savage) are quite nice! Don't forget to swing by Rhalgr's Reach to check out the weapons for the post-Stormblood Jobs, they did an excellent job!

#thegourdlord #gpose #tmatte #gposers #viera
T'az, in his Gourd Lord gear, holding his new Chakram in front of him. It is dyed metallic red, and has a large diamond.. T'az's off-hand chakram. A Diamond Saberfang slung over T'az shoulder. It's dyed metallic purple and black. T'az's offhand saberfang.
May 7, 2026 at 10:14 PM