#ThePortalOpenedAnd
#ThePortalOpenedAnd we danced with abandon
May 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
#ThePortalOpenedAnd Paul Lynde walked out, delivered a salty double entendre about portals, and vanished back into it as it closed.
May 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
#ThePortalOpenedAnd I caught a glimpse of @pixelthegnome.bsky.social polishing his mushroom!
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May 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
We're back!

This Thursday, May 15th, is the debut of CatBird Tags on Bluesky!

Join @catbirder27.bsky.social and guest host @lisachampny.bsky.social at 10:00pm ET 7:00pm PT.

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May 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
#ThePortalOpenedAnd I defeated @BellaLaRue1 in Hump Ball by denying her sufficient cow bell, getting her baked with Antler Barbie, and distracting Bella by reminding her that she can’t find her car.
May 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
#ThePortalOpenedAnd I Boldly Went Where No One Had Been Before
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May 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
#ThePortalOpenedAnd this alien rope thing came through, so I killed it for you. You're welcome.
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May 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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May 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
#ThePortalOpenedAnd @dianeiam.bsky.social was dancing on her car. In this world, humping the car hood means “take me home and never call again.” 😐
May 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
#ThePortalOpenedAnd .............oh never mind
May 11, 2025 at 9:48 AM
#ThePortalOpenedAnd I signed into AIM.
May 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
#ThePortalOpenedAnd a Cockney said "Oi! What you doin lookin in me por'al?"
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May 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
#ThePortalOpenedAnd he breathed a sigh of great relief.
May 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
#ThePortalOpenedAnd a demon appeared, topless, but at least wearing pants.
May 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
#ThePortalOpenedAnd opened and opened and opened
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May 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
#ThePortalOpenedAnd then closed without an explanation
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May 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
#ThePortalOpenedAnd the old man fell for it again & again
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May 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
#ThePortalOpenedAnd the cocaine sharks came pouring through
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May 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
#ThePortalOpenedAnd everyone transferred 🏈👀
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May 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM

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#FreePalestine 🇵🇸
May 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
#ThePortalOpenedAnd nobody knew how...
May 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM