#TheRalphReport
Holy trivia, Batman! The Garmy Game Show goes full Gotham today on #TheRalphReport. @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J are hosting a Batman themed showdown. Same bat time. Same bat channel.

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November 6, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Australia’s first Olympian won gold in the 800m AND 1500m at Athens 1896, then entered the marathon for fun. @ralphgarman.bsky.social & @eddiepence.bsky.social do the #TheRalphReport and make everyday fun.

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November 5, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Some days you get knocked down. Some days you fall back down and keep going. Tuesday on #TheRalphReport with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J is the second kind.

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November 3, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Holy Wednesday, Batman! Behind the bookcase at Stately Wayne Manor lies the secret entrance to the Batcave. Behind today’s #TheRalphReport lies a good time with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J!

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November 4, 2026 at 2:19 PM
The candy is gone. The costumes are in a pile on the floor. The regrets are fresh… Time to process it all together with @ralphgarman.bsky.social & @eddiepence.bsky.social as they break down their own Halloween weekends on #TheRalphReport.

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November 2, 2026 at 3:31 PM
It’s Friday and something wild is howling on #TheRalphReport. Join @ralphgarman.bsky.social & @eddiepence.bsky.social for a #spooky #Garmy Game Show & Video Vault. The week is over. The moon is out. The claws are sharp. Nobody is safe.

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October 30, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Ralph’s Sex U presents: Sex Horror Stories. @ralphgarman.bsky.social asked. The #Garmy answered & shared what cannot be unheard. @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J are subject to hearing them live on #TheRalphReport. Tune in if you dare.

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October 29, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Usually the gang knows what to expect from the Ralph Report Hotline. Today? They did not. @ralphgarman.bsky.social & @eddiepence.bsky.social are here to listen on #TheRalphReport.

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October 28, 2026 at 3:20 PM
A #Garmy member has called in with a horror story that will make your hair stand on end. @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J are picking up on #TheRalphReport hotline!

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October 27, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Scuba Snake vs Mantis Shrimp. One has venom. The other punches with the force of a bullet. Neither of them are as powerful as Queen J on her BIRTHDAY! Join @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & the birthday girl herself are on #TheRalphReport!

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October 26, 2026 at 1:12 PM
In 1993 Don Franz cut the first corn maze in Pennsylvania and accidentally started a fall tradition that millions of Americans now get lost in every year. @ralphgarman.bsky.social, & @eddiepence.bsky.social are carving their own path on today’s #TheRalphReport.

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October 23, 2026 at 2:41 PM
TODAY on #TheRalphReport: The LEAST scary horror movie theme song EVER, what does America FANTASIZE about, and Happy Birthday CURLY! @ralphgarman.bsky.social & @eddiepence.bsky.social are bringing it all on Wednesday!

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October 22, 2026 at 6:02 PM
My Grandma made me pick my own switch, and when I came back with a twig, She went and got a bigger one herself. Nothing built character faster. @ralphgarman.bsky.social & @eddiepence.bsky.social share their stories today on #TheRalphReport.

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October 21, 2026 at 3:34 PM
It’s Tongue Twister Tuesday and @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social, & Queen J are dropping something truly horrifying on #TheRalphReport today.

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October 20, 2026 at 2:51 PM
IT’S MONDAY, AND ANOTHER CELEBRITY SANDWICH HAS ENTERED THE CHAT. Tune in for Munchin’ Monday & more on #TheRalphReport with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J!

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October 19, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Drunk thought, The Video Vault should be a physical place you can visit. @ralphgarman.bsky.social & @eddiepence.bsky.social are on #TheRalphReport making that feel possible today.

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October 16, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Nietzsche said the Übermensch rises above the ordinary. #TheRalphReport with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J has never been ordinary.

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October 15, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Bing Crosby was so smooth he made Wednesday feel like a Sunday afternoon. @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J are bringing that same effortless coolness to #TheRalphReport with Hello Death.

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October 14, 2026 at 2:23 PM
October 13, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Batman’s utility belt in 1943 contained a grappling hook, a batarang, and apparently a fresh pack of cigarettes. @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J are bringing that same unfiltered energy to #TheRalphReport.

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October 9, 2026 at 1:53 PM
One day the world will know @ralphgarman.bsky.social as a martial arts master and movie star. Until then he and @eddiepence.bsky.social are on #TheRalphReport.

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October 8, 2026 at 5:31 PM
#TheRalphReport with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J is continuous, inevitable, and always delivering. Just like Rudolf Lipschitz proved. No matter how things change, some functions stay the course.

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October 7, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Half hard iced tea. Half hard lemonade. All the way twisted. That’s just a Tuesday on #TheRalphReport with @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J!

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October 6, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Think Jerky got Celebrity & Michelin Star chefs to make beef jerky. @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J do #TheRalphReport to make Mondays worth waking up for. Both are overqualified. Both are exceptional.

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October 5, 2026 at 2:43 PM
What’s better than pumpkin spice season? The Garmy Game Show on #TheRalphReport where @ralphgarman.bsky.social, @eddiepence.bsky.social & Queen J are bringing all the autumnal vibes.

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October 2, 2026 at 1:58 PM