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tidywire.bsky.social
haha good one TheOnion..
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wait-
September 27, 2026 at 11:01 PM
strictlychristo.bsky.social
Two headlines from the same day, one real and one a satire. #TheOnion
Real life imitates art.
May 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
darthbluesky.bsky.social
this is literally some theonion level parody of corruption
July 16, 2026 at 11:15 PM
ezgames69.bsky.social
You had the curse of TheOnion before you worked at TheOnion
July 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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The Onion looks back on 250 years of American exceptionalism. Watch now on youtube.com/theonion
July 12, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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The Onion looks back on 250 years of American exceptionalism. Watch now on youtube.com/theonion
July 11, 2026 at 5:01 PM
robinince.bsky.social
The Onion knows
theonion Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming Øthe ONION -
September 18, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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The Onion looks back on 250 years of American exceptionalism. Watch now on youtube.com/theonion.
July 8, 2026 at 5:02 PM
brendelbored.bsky.social
One of my fav Onion headlines
The Onion • @TheOnion • Jan 3, 2022 Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious
April 12, 2026 at 12:33 PM
brendelbored.bsky.social
The Onion @TheOnion • Jan 3, 2022 Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious
February 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
kurtsh.bsky.social
I love The Onion.
Go buy a gift subscription for loved ones this holiday season.
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#gifts #holiday #theonion
December 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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The Onion looks back on 250 years of American exceptionalism. Watch now on youtube.com/theonion
July 24, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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The Onion looks back on 250 years of American exceptionalism. Watch now on youtube.com/theonion
July 7, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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The Onion looks back on 250 years of American exceptionalism. Watch now on youtube.com/theonion
July 15, 2026 at 9:01 PM
bencollins.bsky.social
Since a lot of people are leaving government surveillance app TikTok, The Onion can also be found on Upscrolled under the username @theonion. I have no idea how long we'll be there. Thank you for your time.
January 27, 2026 at 8:21 PM
museum-of-twitter.bsky.social
Tweet from The Onion (@TheOnion): H.I.V. Cured In Second Patient Ever #WhatDoYouThink?
March 7, 2026 at 9:48 PM
lisab0923.bsky.social
I’ll take ‘Suck it, Alex’ for $1.5 Billion

#infowars
#theonion
November 14, 2024 at 11:46 PM
michaeljgolub.bsky.social
The Borowitz report is always satire. Kinda like @TheOnion
September 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
numb.comfortab.ly
Heartwarming
The Onion @TheOnion New Generation Of Dynamic, Can-Do Seniors Taking On Second Jobs
May 16, 2026 at 1:45 PM
slowpokedj.bsky.social
Oooooi !
😎
#TheOnion #Epstein
September 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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If you're in Chicago, The Onion Store opens today on the 2nd floor of our Andersonville space! #raygun #theonion @theonion.com
November 29, 2024 at 2:33 PM
funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social
@theonion.com
The Onion @theonion Cost of living now outweighs benefits [pic of guy with face in his hands]
July 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
chronicillness.bsky.social
@theonion.com
woman in doctor outfit looking at cadaver - medical student practices fat shaming on cadaver - theonion
December 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social
#satire
@theonion.com
Cobweb-Covered Cobweb- Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term theONION
May 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
headlessdogman.bsky.social
The Onion @TheOnion Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement.
July 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM