#Theoretical
their theoretical offspring
December 23, 2024 at 12:02 AM
My Theoretical Romance
February 23, 2024 at 3:06 AM
I was forced to the back of the bus. This ain't theoretical for me. I lived this shit.
May 4, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I don’t need to go on social media to have my worldview challenged I am in theoretical physics I have a new existential crisis daily
November 18, 2024 at 11:43 PM
ethan from whodunnit my beloved theoretical nonbinary barista
January 22, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Theoretical physicist

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November 25, 2024 at 2:29 PM
what is the even theoretical nonpersonal benefit for Trumpcoin
Leavitt: "I think it's frankly ridiculous that anyone in this room would even suggest that President Trump is doing anything for his own benefit. He left a life of luxury and a life of running a very successful real estate empire for public service."
May 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Nobody:

Theoretical economists:
this is how a fish would wear pants
December 9, 2024 at 5:03 PM
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December 18, 2024 at 11:47 PM
this is a threat- eat my goddamn theoretical hotdog and gain it's theoretical weight.
August 2, 2026 at 8:10 PM
MtG: Reality Fracture
Theoretical Necromancer
AD: Zack Stella
#mtg #mtgart #mtgfracture
September 23, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I think of the climate harm AI poses the same way: the threats are not theoretical or in the future, but unfolding all around us now.
Just when I think I can’t hate OpenAI and Sam Altman any more, new details come out about how ChatGPT helped a shooter plan one of the worst mass shootings in Canadian history in Tumbler Ridge, BC.

OpenAI made an explicit decision not to report the user to authorities.
ChatGPT helped the Tumbler Ridge school shooter focus on guns, tactics, and terror, our investigation reveals
OpenAI’s chatbot fed the shooter’s violent fantasies and planning up to the massacre.
www.motherjones.com
September 24, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Post-conviction Trump hitting heretofore only theoretical levels of juicelessness
June 2, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Carries a maximum theoretical sentence.
June 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I'm sad to report that Mark Wise, theoretical physicist at Caltech, has passed away. He was my friend and collaborator, a giant of theoretical physics, and just one of my favorite people. RIP.

www.pma.caltech.edu/people/mark-...
Mark B. Wise - Division of Physics, Mathematics and Astronomy
www.pma.caltech.edu
July 12, 2026 at 3:12 PM
the reality distortion field is approaching its theoretical limits
August 26, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Dudes rocking at levels previously considered to be purely theoretical
February 21, 2026 at 4:42 AM
no they just don’t want to talk about very real problems with someone for whom the impact is theoretical
I’m asking questions to learn more. It’s something I work on every day.

But Few want to discuss ways to solve problems on here. They want to virtue signal
Mark you literally ran a TV show encouraging people to think big and solve problems, and here you are whining “it’s too hard! How could we do it?!”
December 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Epsilon Guy is still only theoretical but the research looks promising
June 30, 2024 at 2:16 AM
fitness nerds have found a way to combine two impressively incompatible hobbies: weightlifting, and arcane theoretical math
September 24, 2026 at 10:01 PM
March 20, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Fun designs I’m doing for a theoretical project
May 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Well, nothing theoretical about Project 2025 now…
February 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I would never allow this abomination near my (theoretical) children
I salute the pedantry of the child’s new toy.
March 15, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Theoretical philosophers hate this one simple trick
December 31, 2025 at 12:28 AM